External Link/Members OnlyA slightly odd one and not entirely what I was expecting but a good experience nonetheless. Happened a few weeks ago. I pass through the region for work on a regular basis and used to be a local (Gateshead)many years ago.
I usually do plenty of research as I don’t punt that often so like to be on a banker (not rhyming slang) when I do. So, reading Eusie’s reviews, it indicated she’s often in Doncaster early part of the week and Billingham latter part which was when I was travelling. Despite steetview, I did my usual of physically scoping the area out and did a drive-by on the Wednesday. Shop front on a main road but not that busy with lots of other businesses about but lots of parking outside or just down the road. Area felt safe enough. Her gumtree ad is a mess and confusing but mobile number is the main thing. Contact by text later in the day for the following afternoon was straight forward and efficient. She sent a check text a few hours before on the day, all good. I arrived 10 mins early and parked up outside the parade of shops just down from hers and she fired back to come over.
Door was unlocked so straight in to a very smart and recently decorated reception. Much nicer inside than outside. Eusie waiting behind the counter, smiled, indicated shoes off and in the rack, then fill out of the contact form. She was very smartly dressed in dark tunic and trousers. No mask but said she was double jabbed as was I. No money taken at this point. Imo she’s bonny, fit looking body under the clothes, age as usual so difficult, looks mid 30’s but could be older. Personally I proper fancied her. She’s from the Philippines I believe.
So the bit I wasn’t expecting was the verbals or complete lack of them in my case! Most previous reports said she was a confident chatterbox who asked lots of questions, initiated multiple h/e (if you can) with some lucky devils apparently getting b2b etc and I was expecting a grilling/banter and a lively session. What I got for the first 30 mins was almost total radio silence other than polite general massage conversation but with immediate but non sexy fast cc swipes which, as a man with a couple of arse grapes, I’m always a bit nervous of!
Now I don’t think I’m intimidating in anyway, particularly not in the North East where many seem my size and stature and I also went in a good mood but whatever it was, I certainly didn’t get the chat. This isn’t the first time it’s happened to me with a new lass so obviously something about my demeanour maybe combined with physical presence that does it but under the surface I’m a happy easy going bloke so it always surprises me.Then out of nowhere she casually asked if i wanted h/end today? I said yes then back to fairly silent massage with again numerous swipes.
The massage itself was superb, I mean really good to the point of the best massage I’ve had in a long time by a country mile so worth going for that alone if I’m honest. I felt brilliant for the best part of a week after.
But to compound the lack of relaxed chat, along with the nerve jangling swipes, I genuinely don’t find massage that sexy so I’m rarely aroused. Just before the turn she did a few reach unders then asked me to flip which I did. Tbh she seemed surprised and slightly miffed I wasn’t hard and even after a bit of oil and playing it was slow waking up. She then asked if ‘it not work’ . Won’t lie, I’ve had a few performance issues in the past but once I get going I’m fine so we persisted with her standing at the side with me grabbing her very firm arse through the trousers while she suddenly relaxed and started talking dirty as I sprang to life. Very good efficient hj followed resulting in the usual mess and clean up. When she returned I was still hard and she went ‘ah we go again, I do you twice’ . It was well sexy but eventually I asked her to stop as I knew pop2 wouldn’t happen. Again she seemed a little miffed but then switched and became super chatty, friendly and then didn’t stop talking for the next 20 mins during front and head massage finished off me with sitting up and karate chops to back and shoulders.
Constant chatting while I was dressing and also back in reception and it was all nice and friendly. Paid my 40 for the hour, 20 for the h/e and a tenner extra coz the massage was so good and she ended up extra nice. Checked watch and hour plus 10 so great vfm imo.
See plenty of reviews from the Donny lads for her but few from the Boro boys since her split from the other lass which surprises me. I’d be in there regular if I was local.
Appreciate this is a lot of waffle to say great massage with decent hj but hope it helps anyone thinking of going.
