Author Topic: TOFTT Review - Aaliyah @ Lush agency Birmingham  (Read 1415 times)

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Took a chance on this one as none of my regs were free and the new ones I wanted to see where unavailable. Should of saved the cash tbh.

Usual comms and location was in the Jewellery Quarter. Location reviewed many times but is now looking really warm out and not looked after well.

The girl looked ok but I first saw her when I was parked outside and she arrived. Black girl, dressed in black wrap around top and skirt.

When it was time went up and she took an age to open the door, knocked twice and she loudly replied through the door just a minute which I’m sure the neighbours heard so discretion is not her strong point. Hid behind door, I got in she closed and she still looked ok but demeanour was a bit off. Smoking a fag and went straight to kitchen to swig the open bottle of wine she had. Both red flags tbh but I was so confused I thought maybe it’s just cos she’s arrived and they let me up to quick. She asked how long and when I said 30 mins stared making remarks about “is that it”. Paid up and instantly changed from a bubbly type into a business drone and started with instruction as “30 mins isn’t a long time” and that’s a direct quote. Showered but no towel offered, I go into bedroom and wait. 2 mins later she no sign of her so I go into kitchen and she’s still fiddling with her speaker, her gag, her wine bottle etc. So I said to her come on, 30 mins isn’t a long time (using her lines on her) so she starts picking all her stuff up and head to bedroom and stuff includes wine bottle.

Finially into room at least 7-10 mins gone so far. She just sat down on the bed, I had to pull her up to engage her. But of bandy caressing, feel her tots which tbf are nice, natural, soft, and not too big and also pierced. Bum is great as well, nice round full bum but not a monster. Soft and round and her skin was really smooth and complexion was great. Over the years I’ve seen a few black wgs and most have had some skin imperfections (stretch marks, little spots or slightly rough patches etc) nothing major but this wg was gorgeous, well body wise anyway. But Thai did not make up for the rest of the punt.

Tried to touch pussy and moved hands away (even though I asked RO is on the menu) so striped her out of her cloths and asked for a Bj. Would not allow me to stand for it and said I had to sit or lie on bed 🤦🏾 so I lie down and owo is shit. No depth, no skill, no balls, little to no saliva. The only saving grace was no teeth. After literally a min she’s like condom. I say no, so she continues for another 30 seconds and again condom. This time I say tell you what, let me go down on you so she lies down and opens her legs but cover her push with her hands. Doesn’t even let me touch let alone taste. Initially the way she was acting I thought it was like a sensual seductive Motions she was going through so eased her hands out the way and managed to touch her pussy and instantly felt a lotion of cream texture around her pussy ans inner thighs. Assumed it was coco butter as I could smell something like that all over her body so washed in for a taste and instantly regretted it. Got that stuff on my face as she closed thighs on my head and what little my tongue tasted was a nasty chemical taste as if I had just poured cream on my tongue. It wasn’t a pleasant smell or taste. After that I tried to remain calm just to finish the meet.

Asked for more owo to get hard again and she got the condom out ready to put on. Reminded her owo so she did but had a CBA attitude and gave me the open condom to hold. Got hard eventually and had to bag myself up. Asked for ch first but tried to get out of it. Eventually got on top but as she wasn’t wet at all and no line and she was all over the place could not get it in and I was going soft. So I went on top, wanked myself hard and used my spit to get it in. She limited penetration and not sure if she was genuine or not but stated moaning and moving like she was on cloud 9. I started hurrying up at this stage as just had enough. Got her into cg next and then finished in doggy. Pulled out and no wipes or tissue on offer. Had to hunt some down and clean myself up. No bin so left it on side table as there was no offer from her to take it but then 2 mins later asks me why it’s on the side like table decoration. I told her straight it’s not like there a bin in here and your not taking it are you. She just picked it up and disposed of it while I tried to wash that smell off me as it was now becoming sickening and overpowering but couldn’t really wash it off as there was no towel.

Have to also point out throughout all of this all she’s was constantly stopping to change songs as she was using YouTube and ads kept coming on, or to drink her wine, or to try to start a random convo. She was clearly out of it and on something or drunk. Initially thought it was her personality but as the meet went it it was clear she wasn’t all there.

So to summarise it was a poor punt, girl all over the place with shit service, nice body but other than that nothing else worth going for. But biggest neg is the constant drinking and mentally not being all there whether that be through drink, drugs, or both. Won’t be seeing her again

Agency also asked me for feedback and told them it’s was a bad one they apologised which is standard. If I stopped the booking at the start no doubt would of got money back, but issues arose during the punt so no way to cancel and get any dosh back hence why I saw it through to the end

Offline Imp8

Hi Ali,what a train wreck of a punt.
I'm trying to be positive here,but there's no other way to say this.....what were you thinking   ?????
You're an experienced OP,but this punt had red flags all over it BEFORE the meet really got under way. Fag in hand swigging from an open bottle....Run for the Fuckin Hills,and don't look back.
If you'd stopped the meet there and then,you'd have got your money back,no problems. Even if that miserable cunt didn't give you the money back,Lush would have,probably by crediting your next punt.

When you get your money back from a shite punt,that's almost as good a feeling as having a fantastic punt.
Obviously,as with most things in life,there are other variables at play,most likely,you just wanted to empty your sac.
I feel for you,and hopefully your 100th will be a lot better than this shitshow.

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Good review Ali and fair play for carrying on through it I know there’s some gems at lush and it’s fun finding them but Themis has really put me off now and I do like a nice black girl,punt sounded awful
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Good review Ali and fair play for carrying on through it I know there’s some gems at lush and it’s fun finding them but Themis has really put me off now and I do like a nice black girl,punt sounded awful
If you don't mind me asking: who/what is themis?
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If you don't mind me asking: who/what is themis?
My bad should have read as *this

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Good review Ali and fair play for carrying on through it I know there’s some gems at lush and it’s fun finding them but Themis has really put me off now and I do like a nice black girl,punt sounded awful

Punt was bad mate. I very rarely complain to the agency as most bad experiences are neutral but this was beyond that. She was just out of it and in no fit state to see paying clients.

Shame really as she has a great body and gorgeous flawless skin. If she kept her hygiene standards right and came off the drink and drugs she would improve massively but got the feeling she needs the drink and possible drugs (as I never saw her take any) to build up the courage to do this job or to block out the memories. In any case she should rethink the job if it’s not for her.

If only you could pair that body with the skill and attitude of someone like Vanessa, Victoria, or someone of that calibre that would be a serious winner.

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Punt was bad mate. I very rarely complain to the agency as most bad experiences are neutral but this was beyond that. She was just out of it and in no fit state to see paying clients.

Shame really as she has a great body and gorgeous flawless skin. If she kept her hygiene standards right and came off the drink and drugs she would improve massively but got the feeling she needs the drink and possible drugs (as I never saw her take any) to build up the courage to do this job or to block out the memories. In any case she should rethink the job if it’s not for her.

If only you could pair that body with the skill and attitude of someone like Vanessa, Victoria, or someone of that calibre that would be a serious winner.
Shame to see someone resort to drink & drugs

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I swear, I admire you for finishing. From your review I would have long gone before my time was up.

When you get your money back from a shite punt,that's almost as good a feeling as having a fantastic punt.
Sure is.
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I swear, I admire you for finishing. From your review I would have long gone before my time was up.
Sure is.

I’m too much of a cheap skate to walk out  :lol:

Offline jamesbham93

There have been a couple of reviews now saying about her drinking etc...surely Lush should monitor this and if they think something is not quite right then should have duty to pull her from the rota? For everyone's safety including her own...

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There have been a couple of reviews now saying about her drinking etc...surely Lush should monitor this and if they think something is not quite right then should have duty to pull her from the rota? For everyone's safety including her own...

That’s interesting as I’ve missed the reviews. We’re they here on the forum or their own website?