Author Topic: sexy nicol- shit punt - Birmingham  (Read 2329 times)


15 review(s) for sexy nicol- (3 positive, 5 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]
33 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 7368174) (11 positive, 7 neutral, 15 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline sydney786

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After reading a number of positive reviews on AW, decided to give this bird a punt.

Comms were decent, kept me waiting awhile outside her apartment as think she was scoping me out from her apartment off the Hagley Road.

Was buzzed in finally, to be greeted by a big lass, exchanged the monies

Got undressed and waited a bit, she got undressed to reveal the most huge tits, but she had a nasty love bite on one of her boobs, put me off.
She proceeded with OWO which was short, few bobs and then bagged my semi hard-on, told i wanted doggy, she positioned herself in the most weird position, i was struggling to get close and she had her legs spread and feet together what can be only described as a heart shape ,by the time i positioned her, i was in limp mode, she then suggested mis, she was quite lose after pumping for a bout 10 mins i filled the bag.

Wiped and asked for a massage, thinking i was in for a treat cuz she had a massage table in the room, she proceeded to use baby wipes on my back for few minutes, then i felt a spikey plastic ball run up my back twice. NEVER have i experienced such a shit experience in my entire 10 years punting.

She turned me over and started to suck me off, but without enthusiasm and then complaining i wasn't hard, she proceeded to jerk me like a hammer drill, wtf, she was so shit at handjob, i had to finish myself off.

Even for £80 for the hour, it was shit. The reviews on AW suck and would stick a big AVIOD on this one.  :angry:

SHIT, FAT AND SHIT!!
Banned reason: Undesirable rapist / abuse of a mod.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Straightsix

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Saw her mate once, when I walked into the apartment she had a death stare on her. Really wierd, totally uncalled for.
Damn right I walked.
Banned reason: Warned before but doesn’t seem to learn
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Offline chadpitt

Sorry to hear it was bad. But your review was an amusing read.

Offline Dave123

Loved her tits but everything else a let down, just not worth it.

Offline pbrown355

Sydney, I'm getting the impression you didn't like her!
Seriously, sorry it was crap.

Offline alabama1

Sorry you didn't enjoy it. Your biggest mistake was referencing her AW reviews instead of her UKP reviews.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2021, 03:27:55 pm by alabama1 »

Offline vindici

Sorry you didn't enjoy it. Your biggest mistake was referencing her AW reviews instead of her UKP reviews.

+1

Ignore the AW reviews, they're totally worthless.

Offline alibirmingham

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Every time her profile pops if I take a look and say to myself fuck no and looks like I’m right. 3 neutral 2 negs 0 positives says it all.

Op, lesson here is never trust AW feedback 99% is bollocks. Always do your checks here and you’ll save yourself a fortune.

Offline sydney786

Sydney, I'm getting the impression you didn't like her!
Seriously, sorry it was crap.

Mate, when I paid for service and its shit course i'm gonna be upset  :dash:
Banned reason: Undesirable rapist / abuse of a mod.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline BromsgroveFella

Same, I saw her and it was crap. Paid for the hour but left after half. Gave her a neutral I think but only cause she gave me 20 quid back. Great advert for staying home and having a wank this one

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Offline Dark Vader

I don't know what's the matter with this girl. I've seen her 3 times. 1st. Sucked me for half an hour then solid shag for the rest of the hour and put on my dependable fall back list if plan A and B doesn't work out. 2nd Sucked for about ten minutes then lay back and let me do all the work. 3rd. shit bj, shit sex, preoccupied with her phone and disinterested. Left vowing never to return.

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