Author Topic: Carla Massage Glasgow (Eglinton Toll)  (Read 4901 times)


30 review(s) for Massage therapy (23 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline AyrshirePunter

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She has mixed reviews, but on the basis of a positive review from no less a Glasgow FBSM authority than Uncle Buck :hi:, I decided to go for it.

Comms by text were fine, easy free parking outside. Slightly shady close but unthreatening. The flat was nice, Carla was as advertised. Athletic build, tiny tits, quiet but welcoming enough. Had agreed 1hr, two pops in advance (£80). Started with her in sporty panties and bralet, a decent HJ to start with lots of oil and a slow build up...nice thumb stimulation of the back of the sack. Was hushed in a very polite way during - sounded like a girl elsewhere in the flat, despite the fact that Carla left the door quite open. Cleaned up, then a decent massage with some fairly meh b2b on the back. No patter to speak of, but that's no biggie for me. Flipped over for round two, at which point it occurred to me "she" had quite big hands, shoulders and feet, a slightly masculine (but attractive enough) face, small (hormone-induced?) tits and always keeps her pants on 🤔. Testament to her technique that she milked a second load out despite my doubts. Reassuringly  petite, hippy and Adam's apple-free when she stood up...only slightly doubtful.
Pleasant, good value double pop punt with decent massage.

Offline Trickus

If I’m paying £80 for 1 hour B2B I expect no pants on the girl as a bit of a rip-off otherwise in my humble opinion.

Offline AyrshirePunter

TBH, I'd say £80's pretty much the min going rate for 1hr FBSM these days, even for the fully clothed provider. B2B and two pops is decent value by my reading of the Glasgow situation, if you know better please PM the numbers!

Offline Trickus

I had a B2B with a Thai girl (review done) and she got fully nude (no pants) but the massage was crap.

I always ask in advance with regards B2B if they are fully nude specifying that no underwear that way there’s no hassle when I get there.

Offline Trickus

Aye £80 does seem to be a standard rate but my issue would be her not getting “fully nude” aka no pants. But it’s maybe just something some girls do and some girls don’t.

Offline AyrshirePunter

I think you'd struggle to get a 1hr massage with HE for much less than £80 whether b2b is on the menu or not. I wasn't that bothered by the pants, in this particular case, I'd have only wanted to take them off to make sure  it was a scabbard and not a sword underneath....
I've had the fully nude b2b from a few providers, memorably from a skinny, petite Czech girl named Denisa in Kilwinning a good few years back (she did full service in govanhill until comparatively recently, her AW username escapes me). She'd basically slide her arsehole up and down your arms and legs. Odd, but a better way to spend lunchtime than in the work canteen.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2021, 11:24:12 pm by AyrshirePunter »


Offline subg

I only gave Carla a neutral, and maybe that was harsh. But I would like to say that she gave me no reason to question her gender.

Offline AyrshirePunter

Yeah, it was just a thought than ran through my mind. 95% sure she's a lady. Wouldn't mind a look in her pants for reassurance though.

Offline Uncle Buck

Yeah, it was just a thought than ran through my mind. 95% sure she's a lady. Wouldn't mind a look in her pants for reassurance though.

100% a woman. Unquestionably. Absolutely. Definitely


Offline AyrshirePunter

Short of a chromosomal DNA test you can never be sure about anyone :wacko:
I'm planning a return visit anyway; she's not outstanding in looks or service, but she's about as good as it gets for fbsm in Glasgow right now. I'll be double-checking for a budgie or an Adam's apple...

Offline Problem Child

I was looking through my punting phone the other day and Carla has been my most visited SP this year. Never done a review coz I’ve got nothing to add to the numerous existing ones.
Never had anything other than a HE massage, but there’s absolutely no fucking way that she is anything other than a CIS female.

 

Offline Uncle Buck

Short of a chromosomal DNA test you can never be sure about anyone :wacko:


What a load of bollocks. That would suggest you question or are unsure of everyone any anyone’s gender.

Wonder why you punt - maybe you like the gamble of whether it’s a Mr or Mrs that opens the door.

Different strokes for different folks as they say  :)