External Link/Members OnlyFirstly apologies to my fellow gentlemen, long time lurker, first review. Forgive me if i leave any details or make any mistakes.
So about a week ago I really fancied a PAWG punt and Lotti/Chloe popped up as she was on my hotlist and near my area. For 120 an hour with the services listed, it seemed very good VMF so I gave it a shot. Comms were decent and quick. Address texted and I was off.
The venue
Flats UB3, most of us do know this place.
Now this was the first red flag. As soon as she opened the door, a strong smell of weed hit me and it knocked me back a bit. The smell was nauseating and I really should've walked but pp said no because she looked 'alright' at first glance.
Looks
Pictures are highly touched up but its her. She is maybe a size 10/12 she looks slimmer in the pictures.
Action
Showered offered, rejected as I always shower just before leaving home.
In the bedroom and both undress and I lay on the bed. Proceeds to OWO and to be fair it was OK, but had better of course.
Second red flag, starts coughing. Like a full on chesty cough. She stops the OWO and finishes me off with a full on HJ.
She then turns around, hands me a wet wipe and starts playing on her phone and plays some god awful music.
Tried talking but Jesus her voice, she sounds like a 80 year old woman with a throat full of phlegm who'd spent her life smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day.
By this point the punt is ruined and I just wanted to head out. Surprisingly she proceeded to OWO again for about 2 minutes and once I was up, on with the dom and cowgirl, doggy then mish. Finished in bag this time and I was out in 45 mins max.
One thing I feel the need to mention is her skin. Her skin looked soft and smooth but it was anything but that. Sticky and greasy, maybe sweaty, I don't want to know. I have never felt uncomfortable while with a SP but I guess there's a first time for everything.
Conclusion
I will never return. It was possibly one of the worst punts I've ever had.