If it's open and you fancy a laugh, keep your hand on your wallet and head to Milady Palace at Lugar Urbanización Villa Parra, 34, 29602 Marbella, Málaga, Spain. It's a big, ornate whorehouse with a massive, bar and sitting area downstairs, decor is brothel chic gold and crimson and themed rooms upstairs, all of the ones I saw featured mood lighting, music, lots of mirrors a jacuzzi and huge bed. The place opens at 4pm and shuts at 6am, seven days a week, all year round.
You sit at the bar nursing an expensive €30 whisky and the girls, lots of Latinas plus top quality Russians and Romanians start approaching, choose who you like, buy them an exorbitant drink and take them upstairs for €300 an hour each. It's a total rip off but great fun and has to be experienced, if you keep your wits about you you can get dfk, owo, protected sex and cim/facials included. If you are too pissed and buy champagne to take to the room it can get very expensive, the girls, of course are on booze commission, my first visit involved two gorgeous Russians, two bottles of champagne, a room for two hours and cost somewhere north of €2,000, they will produce an invoice for "entertainment" for expenses purposes!