Bookham Chinese massage shop (Yuka)

[Kamilondon]

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After reading webpunters recent review on the place, I was going to passing the area and booked myself in( was yesterday Thursday )
Rang and asked if Lisa was working, confirmed she was, so asked to book me in for a hour with her.
Arrived on time and straight in, not on a busy road so it’s fine.
Walked in and one lady was chatting to a tubby English man sat at the desk thing with a pastry in front of him. Think he was trying to sell the ladies something, saw a few Jewellery type boxed on table. Said here for appointment with Lisa. 
Was ushered to the back swiftly.
By who I later found out was not Lisa but Yuka.. cheeky fuckers
Was taken into a small room which faces out towards the road, was asked for 45 for the hour… gave a 50 and she went out to front.. asked me to strip.
Asked for a shower, was given a fresh towel! Which is in a room with the kitchen next to the shower had a quick freshen up while Yuka stayed in the same room watching me and just staring at my cock lol
And walked back into massage room and she’s helping me dry off and making sure she’s touching my cock when doing my legs.
Onto the table. And she lightly rubs he hands all over my back and ass and swipe my balls. Game on 👍
Then applies the old Johnson’s over back and glutes. I ask for a hard deep massage. She took instructions well. And used her elbows and arms to take out some knots in my back and shoulders. Then she does the legs and glutes. Going right up to my balls when doing inner thighs, no Cc swipes. But I was actually enjoy the massage. Then places a towel over me, same towel I had used to shower earlier.
And just on the back and uses he knees you go up and down the legs and glutes, on the back, did a few cracks. Then stands up and walks over my thighs glutes and back, so some real deep work done by her.
Then towel off and says turn over, I was zoned out… lovely.. turned around and she goes straight to grab my cock and says he want massage? Say yes… poured a good about of oil and then starts playing with him, asks how much you going to pay… I said £5 !!
Because remember the cheeky shit had not given me my 5 change from the 50!
But said I will give you the normal. 20
She delivered a decent 2 handed hand job… but she just looks at your cock or the tablet, showing the front of shop. I didn’t want to touch her, as she is not my type at all, no tits , no ass.
After 10 mins of this I unloaded a weeks were everywhere. Note… when I cum she did a couple strokes and stopped 😤 had to say carry on! So half spoiled the main event !

She cleans me up, ask if I want shower again. As I was getting up she says why you wanted Lisa, I said who are you then? That’s when she said Yuka.. that pissed  me off a little.
Which I did and was a hot day. Showered , got dressed, gave her the 20 and then said can you go get me my fiver change for me, she looked baffled and then said ohh I didn’t give you…. She had it in the room hidden under a pack of wet wipes lol , took it and she was jokingly try and take it back… hoping I might just give it her. Told her piss off.
Was let out of another door leading out front..
So guys what do you think? Positive or a neutral? Positive that massage and he was good, neutral was a B/S and she tried to do me out of a fiver.
I will do a neutral for now and if people think should be a positive I can ask admin to kindly change for me.

[Kamilondon]

And just to describe the lady in question, very slim size 6 ish , must be in 40’s no boobs and no bum, pink tunic came off in room , she was wearing a black and white tight short dress

[Stevelondon]

You just made me think of the times I’ve had that couple of strokes after cumming thing that some SP’s do.

I absolutely hate that.
I’m a real fan of the carry on gently for a little while thing 

[mr-winthorpe]

who I later found out was not Lisa but Yuka.. cheeky fuckers

Ah, the good old bait and switch, they occasionally used to fuck me over like that too - see my review from a few years back: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=178951.0

I've not been there for ages now due to being messed around and the drop in quality. The masseuses have been particularly shit since the pandemic began.

It's a shame, as it used to be one of the best. Sadly, not any more...

Cheers for sharing your experience, you will save many others the disappointment.

[Kamilondon]

Ah, the good old bait and switch, they occasionally used to fuck me over like that too - see my review from a few years back: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=178951.0

I've not been there for ages now due to being messed around and the drop in quality. The masseuses have been particularly shit since the pandemic began.

It's a shame, as it used to be one of the best. Sadly, not any more...

Cheers for sharing your experience, you will save many others the disappointment.

No worries,

Have to say I was a little disappointed about what happened, even though the massage was good. I would not be returning to see that lady.
So you guys agree a neutral is a fair score ?

[webpunter]

OP, thanks for the shout out
Not good that it didn't go that well 
By chance it happens that i also did a recent visit with Yuka
Lisa was there doing her mamasan bit on the phone answering calls
& as she'd emptied my tanks fairly recently i thought i'd give one of the other burds a whirl
I'll do a review on here soon which is in line with yours
Having visited fuck knows how many times IMO they don't do B&S
But if one burd is busy you are presented with another
To a certain extent luck of the draw & there can be lingo 'misunderstandings'
Especially when your little brain is in charge
Of course when you've had a pukka session with whoever it is then you ain't gonna be palmed off with a different burd on your next visit
I mean FFS - as i have mentioned on here - i had a chinese SusanBoyle lookalike on one session
Not with the burd i was expecting & i duly fired off a text to Lisa to let her know my displeasure afterwards
I didn't walk as i had a rager tho i did reduce the time from 60 to 30 mins
My review to follow [on Yuka] will be a neutral too

 

[mr-winthorpe]

No worries,

Have to say I was a little disappointed about what happened, even though the massage was good. I would not be returning to see that lady.
So you guys agree a neutral is a fair score ?

I personally would've classed the review as negative, particularly as you asked for Lisa and were presented with Yuka - the phrase 'chalk and cheese' springs to mind when comparing these two. However, you mentioned that the massage was good, so you classify as you see fit


In my opinion, when you pay good money for a service (and have perhaps been looking forward to it all week), the least they can do is allow you to see the girl you asked for. I personally spent a fair bit of time and money here discovering who's who, so it's not right to book a specific girl, only to arrive to find you have been paired with someone else. And it's not a 'language' thing either (as someone else may have suggested), they know what they're doing...


Bookham is (or should I say 'was') a trek for me, so when I had that happen, I was not impressed. I'd have walked if closer to home, but as I'd travelled it would've been a longer drive back had my tanks not been emptied

[Kamilondon]

Thanks for your comment, that’s the reason I didn’t give it a negative, as the massage I received was decent, the fact the lying s**ts switched the lady I requested and the fact she tried to short change me. Is the reason I gave a neutral, but wanted others to be aware of this.
I for one , don’t think I will be paying another visit. As have a lot better options closer to me. But wanted to try somewhere different. Having only got back to the uk recently. Escaped lockdown

[SpaceRaiderDave]

And just to describe the lady in question, very slim size 6 ish , must be in 40’s no boobs and no bum, pink tunic came off in room , she was wearing a black and white tight short dress

I ended up seeing Yuca last week as well and my experience would also be a neutral. I went for the B2B option so can add a liitle about her body. She has a flat chest slightly lob sided with absolutely nothing on the right side and with just a little more on the other. Down below has never seen a razor or pair of siccors, a very hairy muff. I liked both her breasts and pussy as they were different from the norm. Only limited pussy touching allowed but no oral.

One other characteristic is the hair on her head. She has more hair on her pussy than she has at the front of the head. If if it was a guy it would be classed as the beginning of male pattern baldness, lots of thinning. Having examined her pussy up close i can however confirm she has always been female.

[Kamilondon]

Well thank fuck for that! Would have been worse knowing got tugged off by a chinese bloke 

[webpunter]

just as well you ain't a TS fan else you might be on the [wrong] end of something more 

Well thank fuck for that! Would have been worse knowing got tugged off by a chinese bloke 

[Krisslaw99]

Apparently the Lisa to whom you are referring retired nearly two years ago.
 

[webpunter]

And what difference would it make to you ?

On here for 4 years two posts & one shite review 3 years ago

You are the very essence of sponging cunt

With some UKP'ers its like give them a nudge to make more effort.  Or they if they don't heed the message FRO

With you its FRO

Must be bed time soon, get a hot chocolate & nighty night from mummy 

Apparently the Lisa to whom you are referring retired nearly two years ago.
 

[Kamilondon]

And what difference would it make to you ?

On here for 4 years two posts & one shite review 3 years ago

You are the very essence of sponging cunt

With some UKP'ers its like give them a nudge to make more effort.  Or they if they don't heed the message FRO

With you its FRO

Must be bed time soon, get a hot chocolate & nighty night from mummy 

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