Author Topic: Byfleet massage, very very positive  (Read 4771 times)

Offline Happy man Surrey

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I decided to give the Byfleet massage shop another try as I was working in the area and I'm glad I did.

I phoned the number from the gumtree ad, and booked an hour giving 15minutes notice as I was just down the road, there is free parking opposite.

I paid £45 for an hour massage.

As I entered the shop a beautiful young Chinese lady came out and took the money then led me to the room, I stripped and lay on the table, luckily they had an air conditioning unit blowing cold air on me as it was boiling hot today.  As I lay there another lady came in who spoke good English,  she was pretty but kept a mask on for the whole time.  She was very attractive with a slim body I'd guess a size 6 with probably a B/C cupsize, very petite.

The massage was very good,  I asked for medium hard which is what I got. After about 40mins of decent massage I  got asked the usual question and opted for B2B for £40 which was good not having to haggle.  The B2B was also decent.  After we finished had a couple of minutes chat while getting dressed. 

Very nice friendly girl with a great massage and great service.   I didn't get her name but I hope to see her again.

I would definitely return

Offline webpunter

Have been there a couple of times
Was ok ish
Least the weird chinese bloke didn't greet you

Activities seem fine
Other than 40 mins massage  :dash: :scare:
I would be asleep & snoring

Get over to the one in Bookham & once paid when the burd goes to stash the cash then leave a 20 note on the side
Its not hard to initiate the action starting much much earlier
I've done some reviews & am about to do another couple

In Bookham there's a sign on the wall saying no sexual services
When i go there its more like no massage services
Tho this is after 5 years+ & fuck knows how many visits [into three figures]

I ain't trying to promote Bookham & have in the past been rather underwhelmed by some of the burds
And have mentioned this & also picked up on the same by other UKP'ers
One burd resembled SusanBoyle  :D
They ain't gonna set the world on fire in terms of the session
I put it down as being a ronseal R&T session.  Does exactly what it says on the tin.  Tanks emptied

Only once have i paid for any extras
Don't really like chinese burds bods.  They usually have small tits pale skin & hairy muffs
Now b2b in a thai gaff is a different scenario

PS if the parking is full opposite the place then if you turn right at the roundabout [with the chinese place on your right] there is usually parking at the [bigger] Co-op a 100m or so away
Plus there's a cafe a couple of doors away which is ideal for a brekka after a morning massage, especially when suffering from the hangover horn
Shootin yer load & then a fry up & strong cup of T reading the papers.  ideal  :thumbsup:

Offline Happy man Surrey

I would love to see a Chinese Susan Boyle, that would be hilarious,  not sure I I would like to see a naked Susan Boyle though

Offline webpunter

It was touch & go whether i walked
Little brain in charge
Cut from an hour to 30 mins & had to have a run thru of my HL & fave burds to get things going
To be fair 'SusieB' did try hard
As for kit off  :scare:   not in a month of Sundays

I would love to see a Chinese Susan Boyle, that would be hilarious,  not sure I I would like to see a naked Susan Boyle though

Have just done another review on Bookham gaff.  Edging adventures

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=315845.msg3297591#msg3297591


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Offline webpunter

 :lol:
I have tried to erase the memory
Not totally  :dash:
On a par - both equally bad
Tho thankfully i didn't pay extra for kit off
Better to pay, in this instance, for kit remaining on !

Did you mean this as your fantasy? :hi:

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