Author Topic: Thai to Relax - Ossett  (Read 2763 times)

Offline baildonrfu

This place was mentioned on here a while back, with people thinking it looked legit, but figured I’d TOFTT and see what else could be on offer.  

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Comms: Decent comms, all arranged over text, within about 10 mins we’d agreed a time. She confirmed over text that the price would be £40 for a relaxing massage (no mention of extras). 

Location: Shop is located next to a fairly busy road in Ossett, there’s parking just behind which is pretty cheap (£2 I think) for a couple of hours so dropped the car off there and walked round. If you google Thai To Relax it’ll show you exactly where the shop is.

 Price: £40 for the massage, and £20 for a happy ending 

Meet: Jessica let me in and on first impressions I was pretty happy. If you either google or check this place out on Facebook there’s plenty of photos of Jessica. She’s about 5’4, size 12 and well made up – she’s clearly had work done and the photos that you see are accurate. She’s also got a great pair of fake tits which were hidden under her professional massage tunic. I’d say she’s over 50 but is a bit of a MILF. 

The place itself is small, but has a professional feel so I was unsure about whether extras would be available. I was led into the back room where the massage bed was against one wall, it’s small and I thought she’d struggle to give a decent massage on both sides but she pulled the bed out so it was in the middle of the room. She told me to get undressed, but to leave my boxers on – damn I thought that’s any extras off the cards. I asked her since it’s warm could I take them off and she giggled and agreed, but told me she’d cover me with a towel.

 The massage itself was excellent, a mixture between relaxation and thai when she found any knots. You can tell she’s been properly trained and at this point I would have been happy with a massage only.

On the flip it’s obvious I’m enjoying myself and she asks if I’m shy, or if she can leave the towel off… I tell her to leave it and that I’m definitely not shy. She carries on massaging me occasionally brushing my hard cock…the next 10 minutes or so she starts to slowly tease me and eventually asks if I want a nice slow handjob – of course I agree! She tells me it’ll be £30, but I haggle her down to £20. 

The handjob was delivered excellently, lots of really slow teasing and a good technique, and she was happy with me stroking her big fake boobs (although she remained clothed throughout). After I came, she cleaned me up and gave a head massage to take me to the hour mark.

 Overall it was a really decent massage, with a very good happy ending. I couldn’t say whether more would be on the cards – I made it clear I wasn’t paying more than £20 for extras so nothing else was offered.  There was no shower offered and I didn’t see one available, plus the oil used was heavily perfumed so bear this in mind if you pay her a visit!

Offline wakefieldlad13

Thanks to a PM conversation with baildonrfu, i too have now paid this place a visit, i wont do a separate review (unless admin insist) as  baildonrfu as covered most things with accuracy, but i will add some comments below

On arrival, Jessica asked if i had seen her before because she thought she recognised me, NO i said, though i thought there was something familiar about her but at that point i couldnt put my finger on it but not a problem

Jessica has 2 other people working here, though there is likely to be only 2 people working at any time, one is a white girl, didnt see her as she was not there and the other which may be an issue, is a bloke, possibly late 40s early 50s, maybe 5-10+ very wide/stocky, he maybe a bouncer too but he also provides massage services?!

On arrival, Jessica said that she was waiting for an important phone call and would have to take it, Ok i said, no problem, and as Jessica was showing me into the room her phone rung so she just said, go into the room and get ready, i wont be long

Off came all my kit but the table was not fully made up, no towel on the bed or anything and i didnt want to lay on the display cover so i just stood up knacker bare
Jessica was only a minute or so and when she returned she apologised for the call and then apologised for not making the bed up, she then looked me up and down and just said, YOU NOT SHY THEN and this set the tone for this meeting

I wont go into details for my meet, but baildonrfu was good with her age, she is very very late 50s (confirmed) and as had lots of work, face, tits tummy and buttocks, all the work definitely works for her, her face is a bit tight but i was looking at her tits :lol: her english is excellent as is her massage, she was really chatty and we were having some good banter

She told me about her life in the uk and about her shop, the people who worked there etc etc and she told me about what she did before and where she lived  :scare: :scare: :scare: THE penny dropped, fuck me she lives very very close to my sister, so close that we have passed pleasantries a number of times, i dont know if she recognised me but i will be incognito on my next family visit, however, i nearly dropped myself in it, i asked if she liked her new car :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:, HOW YOU KNOW I GOT A NEW CAR she asked.......errrrr, saw you in it the other day, this girl must be earning some coin

As i have said, we were chatting away nicely, by now i was laid on my back, there hadnt been any swipes or anything and mini me was just that, the bloke working there had left has he shouted to her that he was leaving and would lock the door, at which she then asked me "are you shy then" NO why i said and she started to rub oil in a very nice place

She stated that she occasionally does happy endings but only if she felt safe and liked the man, she also said that if someone else was in the shop then she may not offer it
I asked about other things and she said NO but you can touch my bum and boobs so without delay, i started to undo her tunic top, NO only on the outside, thats no good i said, and i continued, she didnt stop me and let me pop those puppies out and they were very nice indeed, but that was it

On completion, after i had paid, i again asked if anymore may be on offer to which she replied that happy ending not always on offer and she never takes her clothes off

I will revisit as her massage was great, her handjob was good, car parking perfect and at 40ph +20 you cant go wrong, in the back of my mind, i also feel that a very regular customer may get a little more

ONE BIG NEGATIVE
, for anyone whom may have concerns, the shop entrance is very exposed, very indiscrete, there is a bar opposite and had loads of people outside, as i left there were lots of whistles and the old "we know what you were doing" chant, as a single bloke, none of this bothers me and as a gent of a certain age, i acted with dignity and grace, i took a bow and gave a wave to which i received a round of applause

Thanks baildonrfu for bringing this one to our attention

Offline Allnewman

Did she let you play with her nipples  :wackogirl:

Offline wakefieldlad13

Did she let you play with her nipples  :wackogirl:

No more than a feel before she positioned herself out of reach, TBH i cant recall her nipples

Offline Niggledebits

Great reports lads!

Seems like HE could be very hit & miss.

Offline Robyorks1981

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Following this report I paid a visit yesterday.

Massage was quite good but there were a couple of negs. She kept stopping and walkking out of the room to reply to mesages on her phone. After about 20 minutes another punter came in. She sent him into the next room and then asked me if she could cut my hour massage to 30 mins. There was no point arguing so just went along with it. She then offered a happy ending and let me play with her arse under her shorts.

Price was £50 all in.

Unsure if i’d go back. The shop is quite exposed and the fact she’s got a bloke hanging around in the shop  with her is a bit weird.
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Offline shiptonlad

This latest report would make it a big negative for me. I wouldn't even consider a visit.

Offline wakefieldlad13

Following this report I paid a visit yesterday.

Massage was quite good but there were a couple of negs. She kept stopping and walkking out of the room to reply to mesages on her phone. After about 20 minutes another punter came in. She sent him into the next room and then asked me if she could cut my hour massage to 30 mins. There was no point arguing so just went along with it. She then offered a happy ending and let me play with her arse under her shorts.

Price was £50 all in.

Unsure if i’d go back. The shop is quite exposed and the fact she’s got a bloke hanging around in the shop  with her is a bit weird.


Thanks Rob Y, its always good to have a broad spectrum of reports

Had you posted this as a review, what score would you have given it, it reads as a grey to me

Thanks

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Thanks Rob Y, its always good to have a broad spectrum of reports

Had you posted this as a review, what score would you have given it, it reads as a grey to me

Thanks

I’d agree on a grey. I’m not completely ruling out a return visit but i’ll probably leave it a while for the rush to die down. She said she’s been open 10 years so I wonder if she’s only recently started doinf extra’s and is struggling to fit everyone in
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Offline wakefieldlad13

She said she’s been open 10 years so I wonder if she’s only recently started doinf extra’s and is struggling to fit everyone in

You may be right there as i am sure many of the long serving members would have picked up on her before now had she being offering services

She may also have over stretched her budget with that brand new motor she has, and could be using extras to fund that baby