First of all this review is as much as a negative for me as it is for the girl as I blame myself for going to see a girl who charges £100 for 30mins without any feedback on here and not walking when I got to the door.
External Link/Members OnlyThat out of the way, I’d seen this profile a few times and something about the pic in her gallery which shows the bottom half of her face just turned me on. So thinking with my brain downstairs gave her a ring and booked for 30mins in a flat in the city in a building I’ve had a punt in before.
Comms fine, arrived on time and given the door number. Knocked and was let in by a ‘girl’ who was nowhere near the 24 stated on her profile. Leave 24, if she’s still in her 20s then I’m better looking than Brad Pitt or Clooney. I’d say the pics on her profile are either old, not of her, or heavily photoshopped. Either way they’re not accurate. I was expecting someone similar to the girls on love island, but instead got someone like the ladies on loose women (if thats still going?)
I should have walked, I really should have and I’ve told myself that a thousand times but Jessica was very pleasant, friendly and welcoming that I just went ahead with it. Facially Jessica was OK, nothing special but nothing bad. On her profile she says she is 24, size 8, toned body, enhanced tits. Change that to early 30s, size 10/12, not fat but not toned at all, and saggy enhanced tits (the implants themselves are solid, but the skin and flesh around has aged badly.
Parted with my £100 and was told to undress and lay on the bed. Returned a few minutes later and I got up to partake in some foreplay but was told to lie down so she could get on top of me. From here she started over the top not so sexy ‘dirtytalk’ and climbed on top of me and stuck her tits on my face. I tried to kiss her and she said she doesn’t kiss. A minute later she climbed off and went to grab a condom for oral. I asked for OWO and she says she doesn’t do anything uncovered (even though her profile says OWO). Then she carried on her over the top performance for some very average OW, then onto missionary and I finished in the bag in doggy with my eyes closed thinking of Florence Pugh in Black Widow as I was quickly going soft and nowhere near finishing.
Cleaned up and did a runner out the door in a very bad mood.
I don’t mind paying £100 and usually forget about the amount when I’ve had a good punt with a sexy lady but this wasn’t one of those occasions. Over priced, no OWO, no kissing and not so accurate pictures means a very red negative for me