Little Miss Milly - Brooklyn's Babes, Crewe

[Blake91]

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30 minutes £90 spent

Phoned up booked Little Miss Milly when she had no pictures I was expecting someone with a physique similar to Lani with a name like little miss
When I arrived receptionist tuck my temperature, I told her I had a booking, she showed me to the room
I paid £40 for the room fee standard at Brooklyn’s

I showered up and waited for Milly excepting slim women however this wasn’t the case she was a lot fatter definitely not a size 10 like the website states looks older than 22 closer to 32
Anyway not the end of the world I don’t mind big women and she not too big I was a bit disappointed but thought maybe her performance will be good

I asked for owo (extra £10) and dfk (extra £10)  my standard she obliged she’s definitely is a good kisser then she drop to her knees and started sucking me off,  her blowjob technique is very good sloppy and deep
After a good while of oral with me standing over her we moved to the bed I returned the favour licked her pussy (extra £10) then she suggested more oral on me while I lay on the bed I agreed her oral is really good
Then she asked if I wanted to have sex I duly obliged
On with the condom started with her on top like most women she didn’t like this position and suggested doggy so we changed and I then started fucking her hard and fast trying to cum but couldn’t
She then asked if we could change positions because supposedly my dick is too big and it’s hurting her (that’s first)
Anyway change to missionary she using her hand to control the depth, after a while I suggested wanking me off because shagging her wasn’t working

On with the lub she wanked me till I finnished just in time because the reception gave a little knock times up

Quick clean up get dressed and pay my money
I always ask how much to be polite she replies £90 I thought it was steep I don’t mind paying but normally I pay £50 to £60 for the services she provided
I’ve been coming Brooklyn’s since 2013 I know the score
Then she explained extra dfk extra for owo which I know about then she goes extra for reverse oral, can’t believe some women charge for this and extra £20 for my dick being too big (that’s a first)

Felt ripped off I can’t recommend her

[Blackpool Rock]

Taking the piss that mate, £10 OWO is expected and normal, £10 for kissing well perhaps and if they want extra I tend not to as it suggests the kissing won't normally be great as they aren't into it, £10 for reverse oral is taking the piss but £20 for being too big is just a joke.

Thing is if she didn't tell you that ABC was extra before you did it then you had a case not to pay it, that said it's right to pay the £10 for OWO and perhaps the £20 for kissing and RO to avoid an argument but you should have refused the £20 for being too big and told her to do one 

[Atlas1957]

Thanks for the review, it is a good warning. I think she clearly decided to rip you off with the extra £20 for the big cock. Did she see how much money you had before telling you the cost?

I also wouldn't have paid for RO/FK if they were not mentioned as extras beforehand. Prices should be agreed up front, but I might have paid £20 extras in total at the end as that is quite common as the "OWO & GFE" service in Brooklyns.

I do like to read the News section of their website and noticed this little gem recently:

You can find all the saucy services offered on the rota pages of the lady that catches your eye. Rest assured, you can always trust our detailed descriptions – we like to keep it real, contrary to what might be said on certain punting sites! Everyone is entitled to their own opinions but on those sites that is exactly what they are – not facts. The ladies on the rota are present none of the photos are air-brushed, ages are genuine and if there’s anything you would like to know, please don’t be afraid to ask.

They have actually put up two photos for Milly in the last couple of weeks, and you can tell from them she isn't size 10.

In general it is a normal parlour website, the ages are all nearly off by 10 years (with a couple of exceptions) and a large number of dress sizes are misleading. I do sometimes wonder if all parlours should adopt a scale of very thin - thin - average - large - very large as that would be a better system for everyone except the WGs described as large/very large, need to find a word that is a bit less upsetting but I doubt there is one.

[Kool Keef]

Thanks for the review, fully deserved red & one to avoid, seems like a few NW parlours are adopting this 'extra' extras now, started with a tenner extra for kissing, now RO ffs, i like dining at the Y but i'm not gonna pay extra for it 
If parlour punts are gonna end up as expensive as the piss takers on AW then there's not much point in using them as an alternative imo.
£90 for hh & she looks absolutely bang average judging by the (crap) pics

[markballoon]

£20 extra for being too big.  If you got a small one do you get a rebate 

[Blackpool Rock]

£20 extra for being too big.  If you got a small one do you get a rebate 

I may punt her, she'll end up paying me 

[Gordon Bennett]

Sounds really grim. Surprised she hasn't got barcodes stuck on her tongue, fanny, bum, hands and tits. Think you did well to remain calm and reasonable in the face of this grasping soul-sucking approach they have.

[softlad25]

what's the opening / closing times not on website

[blueboy85]

£20 extra for being too big.  If you got a small one do you get a rebate 

I was thinking that, if it is I'll get a good discount 
I would have asked her before we started what service costs extra. I wouldn't pay extra for kissing and reverse oral so she would only have got £50 out of me!

[Rack Admirer]

and extra £20 for my dick being too big (that’s a first)

Thanks for the review and I'm sorry to hear you had a bad experience. I've got to admit, though, that the above made me laugh out loud I've never heard that in 20+ years of punting!

I've only been to Crewe once this year. In my view the parlours there are crap these days. Having said that, I believe they're really busy most of the time. I think this is because almost all of the Stoke parlours have closed. I think there's only one or two left there now, and the main one (Tingles) has recently closed for good. There's only the odd indy in Chester, so I think a lot of punters in those areas are having to head to Crewe. Consequently the parlours and girls are perhaps in a position where they feel they can squeeze punters.

[mistertoad]

what's the opening / closing times not on website

I think its meant to be about 11am to 8pm, when i drove past the other day just before 7.30 the shutters were already down though.

I was planning on seeing Milly in the next couple of weeks, might give it a miss now. I knew she wouldnt be the size of Lani when the website described her as curvy. There are a couple of pics on there now, plus on their twitter page from June 30th there is another pic which gives a good idea of her figure.

[Atlas1957]

I've had plenty of punts over the years there that finished between 7.30pm and 8.00pm and usually the front is closed when I'm leaving. You could try the back door, but I think you'll want to have phoned/booked before 7pm as I would guess if they've got zero bookings lined up by 7.15pm and they've had a decent day they might let the WGs/receptionist finish early.

[Bustydusty]

Absolutely taking the piss - some of these extra are a joke and as for “too big” Does she charge by the inch? Honestly can’t believe you paid £20 for that

[eric 70]

  100% be swerving this place

[mistertoad]

It's not a bad parlour in my opinion, nothing earth-shattering but my punts there have been good value so far. Instances like this do them no favours at all though, can't blame anyone for avoiding it based on this review. Absolute piss-take.

[softlad25]

I think its meant to be about 11am to 8pm, when i drove past the other day just before 7.30 the shutters were already down though.

I was planning on seeing Milly in the next couple of weeks, might give it a miss now. I knew she wouldnt be the size of Lani when the website described her as curvy. There are a couple of pics on there now, plus on their twitter page from June 30th there is another pic which gives a good idea of her figure.

Thanks mt

[shaven4you]

 £10 for reverse oral is a joke , every time ive been there its free . They still owe me 30 mins from when i paid for a hour but the women started to get dressed and leave . realy gone down hill over past 2 or 3 years.

[eric 70]

Very poor this place

[blueboy85]

Very poor this place

Who have you seen? Roxy is a lovely girl and gives a really good service best oral ever!

[Rack Admirer]

Who have you seen? Roxy is a lovely girl and gives a really good service best oral ever!

I saw her at CE some years ago and wasn't impressed, but it's each to their own.

[blueboy85]

I saw her at CE some years ago and wasn't impressed, but it's each to their own.

I get on with her and we have a laugh as well, she told me she used to work at CE. She only lives a couple of miles from me as well.