Long-time lurker; first-time reviewer (so please go easy on me!).
Links:External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPrevious HoD link:External Link/Members OnlyAppointment type: Incall
Date: Fri 16th July
Time spent: 1hr
Fee: £160
Extras: n/a (all included)
Background: I’m not the most confident/successful with women in general, so I’ve seen a handful of escorts to fill dating gaps over the years. Lockdown was obviously a lean period for any social (or physical) contact, so was keen to re-break my duck and get between the sheets for a relaxed easy-going GFE. I’d seen positive reviews for Darcy from House Of Divine, so when she popped up as an independent on AdultWork, I got in touch.
Comms: Absolutely perfect. Meet was pre-planned almost a week in advance, with a combination of friendly, pleasant and clear messages on AdultWork, and texts for the final navigation instructions.
Location/venue: A well-chosen major hotel near Edgware Road. Big enough that you can confidently navigate to the elevators, with no keycards. As for the room itself, Darcy had actually been given an upgrade so there was more than enough room!
Looks: A pint-sized bundle of GFE perfection. Her photos are obviously professionally done, but very accurate in terms of build and proportions (slim and short), and she looks just as good in the flesh. Wonderfully perky tits and closely shaved pussy with a bit of stubble. No tattoos or obvious piercings that I could see. Really pretty face, with bright eyes and very smiley. Definitely feels mid-20s.
Personality: Absolutely wonderful company. All the way through the meet she either had a huge smile on her face, or that focused serious look that shows she’s enjoying herself as much as you are. Always eager to please, or happy to just cuddle up and chat. Clearly very bright and well-read/cultured, so think she’d be good company for an extended session or social activities away from the sheets. Subtle Scottish accent that’s very cute.
The deed: Barely into the room, and Darcy started confidently hugging me with slow kissing that quickly became full-on DFK. Had to almost remind her about handing over the fee!
After some stand-up snogging, we gradually made our way over to the bed and off with the clothes. No pressure to have a shower, as I wasn’t too sweaty, despite the return of the warm weather. She just wanted to keep snogging, and I was happy to comply.
Eventually, I was keen to explore more of Darcy, so off with the bra and panties for some gentle nipple-raising tongue action and DATY. Great-tasting pussy that I was happy to explore – with a nice view of Darcy’s stomach and body pulsing in response as I lapped away.
Swapped positions for a blowjob. When asked, Darcy said she was fine with CIM and she dived in enthusiastically. Sadly, nerves meant ‘little Phil’ wasn’t playing ball, but a combination of swapping between some lovely little bouts of oral and some hand-held assistance from me as I watched Darcy enthusiastically masturbate in front of me meant I was soon spurting my load.
No pressure on time (I actually had to ask how long was left), but it was clear I’d struggle for a second pop. So, after a quick clean up, we just cuddled up and talked – about lockdown, about Darcy going independent, and eventually about movies and a whole range of other topics.
Not wanting to take the mick, I pulled on my clothes to depart, with Darcy staying naked to give me a lingering look. I joked that I needed to come back and sample Darcy’s other delights – as Darcy herself joked: “The full Smorgasbord”. And I think Darcy would be perfect for an extended 2hr (or longer) session that could be both more relaxed and with multiple bouts of warm-up, action and cool-down.
A really positive return to punting, even if 'little Phil' let the party down…
Would I visit again: Absolutely.
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