Author Topic: Joy Thai Massage - Camelon, Falkirk  (Read 5373 times)

Offline Jock D

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 Incall 1hr £45 + £20 HE (After too much haggling)

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Initially, I spoke to Wan...the owner/boss...as I wanted an appointment with her, but she was fully booked. She said I could have a booking with Joy at the time I was looking for...as it was short notice and I didn't have any other options...I went ahead with the booking, as I had seen her ad and thought she looked alright.

Location
It's a Thai massage shop on Camelon  Main Street...full address is on the ad. Therefore, easy to find for anyone not familiar with the area...like me. Inside, at reception, she took my temperature as soon as I arrived and the £45. I was then led into a very dark massage room...with a noticeably substantial and sturdy massage table.

SP and Service
Her pics in the ad are up to date and accurate. She's small...can't be much more than 5ft, slightly chunky build, probably a size 10.. Her persona is smiley, friendly and welcoming and she has a  good pair of  tits...unfortunately I never got to see or feel them.  Age wise... well you can judge for yourselves...I reckon mid/late 40's. As I was undressing, she asked me if I'd had a Thai massage before..."Eh yeah, I've had a few."  and then followed up with what kind I liked...I told her I like a sensual massage...she responded by giggling and saying, "Oh I don't know what you mean?" I came straight back with, "Oh, I think you do?" Cue more more giggling as I got on the table.

The first 10mins were very much the standard Thai massage ritual/intro...her on the table doing the pressing and slight stretching stuff & playing with feet. She then started properly with the oil...starting on my legs.. didn't take her long at all to get right up the inner thigh...my groan of approval was met with yet another giggle and' "you like that?" From here on in, whilst I lying face down it was happy days, as she teased continually...exactly as it should be...

On turnover, things took a turn for the worst as the inevitable question was asked. I  responded with how much? she asks for £40, I told her for £40 I'd want her naked, B2B and an OWO finish, she said that would cost me £90. I told her straight that she is being ridiculous with her pricing...she didn't take this particularly well, and an amicable enough exchange of views ensued. The result of this was, I said I would just continue with the massage and no extras. This obviously irked her, and she asked me how much I'd be willing to pay...I told her, honestly, that I have never paid more than £20 for a basic HE...so, she agreed to this. By this time though, the edge has been taken off...and it's a pretty standard HE.

Summary
It has to be a neutral as it was very much a massage of two halves.

The first half was really good, she delivered the kind of teasing massage I asked for...with good technique and skill and she had a friendly, pleasant demeanor.

However, even though I was fully ready for the haggling part, the trying to screw you for every penny you've got, takes away from the overall enjoyment...and too many Thai's now seem to chancing their arms to get as much money as they can.

Disappointing end to what had been a very enjoyable session.

Offline Uncle Buck

Good review Jock. I’ve been to these premises a number of times (always had Wan) but the haggling is off-putting and ruins the whole experience. It’s a pity because they know how to massage and they definitely know how to tease.

Offline Massagetugga

Nothing worse than these negotiations.

On a few occasions over the years I’ve ended up saying I just won’t bother. It’s usually been a bit of a laugh when the masseuse is then pissed off but still has to keep the massage going! I’ve seen that any pleasure was ruined with the negotiation. Realistically a tenner is about all it’d be worth paying after the to and fro completely spoiling it.

Offline Jock D

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Aye, it's pretty infuriating...at least with a duff provider, you can write them off and move on. With someone like her...who actually has all the tricks and skills...she presents you with a bit more of a dilemma.

If...and it's a big if...I were to go back again, then I would make sure the price and services required were agreed at the booking stage.
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