Siam Health [Darnall, Sheffield] - Jenny

[Aspera]

Location: Siam Health -Darnall, Sheffield
Masseuse: Jenny

Link: External Link/Members Only

Paid: £30+20
Services: 45 min Full body Thai massage + HR

I've been meaning to get a decent massage since we've been allowed to play outdoor sports again. I was also looking for a good price, and remembered that Siam Health exists. Sure enough, their prices seemed very reasonable, so I gave them a call. On the phone I was told that they were fully booked until early evening, but to leave my phone number and they would see if I could fit into a cancellation. I did so, and received a call back offering 6pm, which I couldn't do, so we agreed on 7:30pm. I got the impression they were open much later than advertised on the Gumtree listing, so might be worth inquiring if you're after a late appointment.

Arrived and the door was locked, so I hung around for about a minute and heard the lock turn, so I went inside. The place is on a busy main road, so discretion is fairly non-existent. Paid £30 to the lady behind the counter (Jenny) and was seen to the room. I asked to use the facilities and was directed further inside. The back seems like a house where people live, so I imagine you might run into someone at any given time.

Onto the massage. I asked for a firm massage, and my word did I get what I asked for! You wouldn't expect it from such a tiny stature, but Jenny beat the living crap out of me. If you can take the pain, and need a really good deep tissue massage, this is the place to go. She seemed very knowledgeable about tight areas and sore spots and used Tiger Balm as well as hot oil to treat. My legs felt wonderful on the walk back to the car, but be warned; this massage is not for the faint of heart! Jenny is very chatty. We talked to quite the lengths about England's recent outing at the Euro2020 finals, among other things.

After finishing the full body massage, I was offered a head massage, which I'm glad I accepted. More attention was given to the neck, which was a bit lacking originally.

Jenny then quietly offered me "any extras? hand relief for £20", which I accepted and she told me to "not tell the boss", which made me chuckle. This was delivered expertly with both hands, and she allowed me to grab her ass and reach under her shirt while doing so. I was offered a shower afterwards, but declined as I didn't really want to go back into the house again - I prefer showering at home anyway.

After getting dressed I paid £20 to Jenny at the front desk, took a sweet from the bowl, and was on my way.

Jenny wore a mask for the duration of my time there.

Conclusion

All in all, an extremely positive experience. I will be back purely based on the quality of the massage. The HR was a nice bonus for if/when you need it, but I'd happily go here for the massage alone. For £30 its VGVFM. Just beware of Jenny's firm massage - she will destroy you 

[The0neAnd0nly]

Good review buddy nice one 

Just a quick one - description of Jenny? Cheers sausage

[Aspera]

Cheers   

Jenny is very petite. I'd say not much over 5' tall. Body-wise she is very slim. She's like a little pocket rocket!
Facially I couldn't say as she had the mask on.

[fforte]

Cheers   

Jenny is very petite. I'd say not much over 5' tall. Body-wise she is very slim. She's like a little pocket rocket!
Facially I couldn't say as she had the mask on.

Jennys lovely yes chats a lot about a size 4/6 . Had her boobs dine a couple of years ago. The parlour isn’t a house it’s a converted shop which may have been a house one day. Jenny knows how to give a good massage. Facially ok not a stunner but ok. Worked at Ao ve foe this place opened.
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[sparkus]

Good review and thanks for the extra detail requested.

[STEVO 69]

As a regular at Siam over the years, can confirm it is not a house, just a small kitchen area, in between massage rooms, where they do cooking and drinks etc. Also shower and broom cupboard further down towards back door.