First review here
Difficult to make out if this is a Neutral or a Negative, but I think a few factors swing the balance; Mainly the vast number of claims the profile makes which are entirely just lies.
Meet was Today at Midday. Paid £60 for 30 + £20 for extras.
Comms: Really good honestly, but obviously not the SP operating them. Profile claims to be "Independent Escort", but it's clearly someone else talking for her on texts. Contacted with fast response, set up meet for 2 hours from when I contacted. Adjusted the time due to circumstances and they were accomodating to that.
Meet & Looks: Showed up on time, not too much trouble finding the property, normal house on a semi-busy road in Selly Oak. Usual behind the door trick, got around the door and honestly should have walked.
Profile claims to be "25, 34D, 162cm, 50KG" When in actuality it was more like "45-50, 36B, 140cm, 70KG" she had a bit of a saggy belly too. Had originally planned for an hour, but said fuck it I'm here now and bit the bullet for 30 minutes anyway since it had taken me 40 minutes just to get there. One other weird note, before I got through the door there was a van parked on the drive, no clue if it was the fella who went before me, or if it was the house owner who was renting out their top room. Either way I brushed shoulders with him, and it was pretty awkward.
Got inside, shoes off, upstairs. Became immediately apparent that this girl didn't speak a word of English. Exchanged notes, £60 for 30, laid down flat on the bed for a short massage before whatever laid ahead.
Punt: Massage was surprisingly fairly decent, solved a lot of knots in my back that had been troubling me for some weeks, seemed to know what she was doing. Zero sign of any CC swipes or reach unders, was having concerns at this point, but fortunately she told me to turn over and she begun touching the goods. The next 1-2 minutes was her using some chinese word over and over again whilst grabbing my member, I attempted to immitate it in a way to ask "What are you saying", to which she used her phone to translate that it meant "very big", this went on throughout the meet. Flattered as I was, the next few minutes were confusing. She went to put on a condom, on her profile it states "Full Service £60 for 30m", so I wanted OWO (Which is also listed on her likes). Had to use the translator app for this too, to which she ushered me another £20 for OWO. Originally I said "no way", however; she went to put a condom on, and proceeded to do it in the most bizarre fashion. She unrolled the entire thing first, and then attempted to slide it down my entirely dry rod. This obviously didn't work, pinged it back on me which wasn't so fun, tried again, pinged me again, I got up and said fuck it- Handed her £20 and again used the app to usher OWO and CIM to finish.
She agrees, that begins, fairly good OWO even though she barely got more than the tip, as she is also using her mouth to pay attention to everywhere else. I finish about 10 minutes later, CIM lasted all of 0.1 seconds before she spits it out and then spits what little actually went into her mouth into tissues.
She was polite all the way through, asking if I am okay and attempting to be accommodating, but I cannot get past all the evident BS on the profile, travelling so far to get let down like that is a real bummer, and £80 for what I got was nothing short of robbery.
My advice here would be to 100% Avoid, the meet itself was bizarre, but not overly negative, I'd give the entire thing a neutral. But stacked with the expectations vs reality, I'd certainly say this is a negative.
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