sexyyy_laura - Adult Work [Bond Street] - Start & Stop Routine! 🛑

[centry]

TLDR; Stunning lady but mediocre services

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Price Paid : £150 / 60 minutes
Nearest Station : Bond Street Underground Station
Services Received : Kissing (LFK), OWO, Sex (Protected)
Date : July 2021
LAURA :
A Spanish woman whom I confirmed was in her very early 30's.
She has; a beautiful face, green eyes, and fair skin.
Laura has tattoos around her back and on one of her legs, but it was hardly noticeable from my perspective.
She's quite short, I would estimate just around 5'1 or 156cm.
Laura is probably around a dress size 8.
Her breasts are fairly average (natural^[?] B/C)
She's not fluent in English, but she is conversational.
Laura's gives off friendly vibes and I had no complaints from a completely physical aspect.

DETAILS :
➊ Her OWO was pretty enjoyable, she encourages you to CIM whenever
➋ She used minimal amounts of lubricant
➌ 2 rounds were permitted
➍ She appeared in front of me with full make-up and a tight dress
➎ She was hygienic and she smelt immaculate
➏ Her entry routine is robotic and felt too fake
➐ Tedious & repetitive "Fuck my tight pussy" during sex
➑ Couldn't get access to her lips for kissing after she started suggesting weird acrobatic positions over & over again
➒ The shower was too small

CONCLUSION :
So Laura welcomed me in the room and I was immediately excited by how pretty she appeared with her make-up and party dress on.
Little did I know that that particular moment was going to be the peak of the hour.
From her disastrous & unnatural entry routine of dancing and showing her merchandise all the way to her monotonous service I must say that I do not understand the hype surrounding this escort.
If you're after a PSE with multiple positions and porn-like settings then she might be the one for you, but I'm personally a GFE-lover that needs a; slow, passionate, multiple kisses throughout the whole hour.

Perhaps if she didn't aggressively control the session so much and let me just ravish her then it might have been a different story.
It's a massive shame as I was already thinking that she could be my regular girl, but alas the journey to search for the one true regular will continue.
This session is close to a neutral but nevertheless a negative in total.
Overall 'boo!' vibes.

Would I return? If I get really desperate, otherwise it's a firm NO.

Attached below is what I feel represents her likeness the most

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[bedhedred]

Fuck. I'd always been shy to book with her as £150 is the low end of expensive for me. This sounds poor.

I've also heard that 69 and RO might not be welcome. Is there anything in that?

[centry]

Fuck. I'd always been shy to book with her as £150 is the low end of expensive for me. This sounds poor.

I've also heard that 69 and RO might not be welcome. Is there anything in that?

I expected so much, but I was left terribly disappointed.

I don't try that with escorts in general, it's not my thing.
I wouldn't know, sorry.
 

[bedhedred]

She has been hyped to the heavens. Bad luck.

[Fuzzyduck]

Sorry to hear you had a shit punt. It sounds like she's not particularly consistent with her service levels. I was thinking about revisiting having not been for a while, but I may need to reconsider that. Cheers.

[centry]

Sorry to hear you had a shit punt. It sounds like she's not particularly consistent with her service levels. I was thinking about revisiting having not been for a while, but I may need to reconsider that. Cheers.

Well if what you're after are only OWO/CIM & Sex then she might not be that bad.
I just personally hate her style, I'd rather she let me do my thing with her body and have her react accordingly to my needs.
 

[nohey1]

This is the one thing that's stopped me from travelling from outside of London to see her. She offers all the toppings but the cake underneath seems to be really robotic and controlled.

[Waterhouse]

This is the one thing that's stopped me from travelling from outside of London to see her. She offers all the toppings but the cake underneath seems to be really robotic and controlled.

Precisely.

It’s this exact reason why I took her off my H/L quite sometime ago - the well rehearsed routine that seems to be in every review here, plus the fact she doesn’t like RO - I love it. Overall certainly not my cup of tea, I prefer things to flow naturally and then to be somewhat different and varied should I fancy a return visit at any point.

Shame as she looks great and I do like Mediterranean women.

[alabama1]

This is the one thing that's stopped me from travelling from outside of London to see her. She offers all the toppings but the cake underneath seems to be really robotic and controlled.

I saw her a couple of years ago on one of my excursions to the capital. I really enjoyed my time with her. I found her routine a novelty and quite erotic. I know what you mean about controlling though. I wasn't really allowed to express myself. Fuck me, i sound like a frustrated artist. 

[centry]

This is the one thing that's stopped me from travelling from outside of London to see her. She offers all the toppings but the cake underneath seems to be really robotic and controlled.

Haha! Instead of using eggs, flour, salt, & butter it seems that she offers substitutes that taste similar but yet not quite there.

[bedhedred]

I saw her a couple of years ago on one of my excursions to the capital. I really enjoyed my time with her. I found her routine a novelty and quite erotic. I know what you mean about controlling though. I wasn't really allowed to express myself. Fuck me, i sound like a frustrated artist. 

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[Yankee41]

Ive never had a bad time with her and would actually call her more gfe than pse.  I think i have good luck with her because i knock her off her routine fairly early so its more imaginative.  She will always do the acrobatic stuff, which i personally enjoy, because she really gets off on seeing herself get fucked so she has to twist around to seethe different views.
I have never been restricted with her either except for really pounding on her in certain positions.  Ro, rimming, cim, restraining etc all ok.  I rate her very highly, maybe in my top 5.

[alabama1]

Ive never had a bad time with her and would actually call her more gfe than pse.  I think i have good luck with her because i knock her off her routine fairly early so its more imaginative.  She will always do the acrobatic stuff, which i personally enjoy, because she really gets off on seeing herself get fucked so she has to twist around to seethe different views.
I have never been restricted with her either except for really pounding on her in certain positions.  Ro, rimming, cim, restraining etc all ok.  I rate her very highly, maybe in my top 5.

Those parallel bars are fucking dangerous in such a small room. 

[MikaelMika81]

I've seen Laura last week and I knew before booking her about the routine from the other reviews ,I let her do the routine for 5 minutes after I've ask to RO her and eventually to move in 69 she was a little surprised but didn't say no ,the only thing was she told me is no fingers in ,maybe I was a lucky one or because it was the first time when we saw each other.... Only time will tell ,I will book her again and see what is the outcome and share with all of you .

[Bangman]

I've fucked her 4 x times in 3 years.. all great sessions. She sucks my tongue and allows me to suck deep hers (properly dfk) and with me has been fab. Haven't seem her in nearly a year now..
Maybe her expiry date is running out.

[centry]

Ive never had a bad time with her and would actually call her more gfe than pse.  I think i have good luck with her because i knock her off her routine fairly early so its more imaginative.  She will always do the acrobatic stuff, which i personally enjoy, because she really gets off on seeing herself get fucked so she has to twist around to seethe different views.
I have never been restricted with her either except for really pounding on her in certain positions.  Ro, rimming, cim, restraining etc all ok.  I rate her very highly, maybe in my top 5.

I can see that she WOULD be good at GFE if she didn't do her staged routine, but I don't know what kind of girlfriend you've had that gives a lap dance and does porn-like poses in front of your bedroom mirror all the while monotonously saying "Fuck my tight pussy" during sex.
I was never restricted directly either, but I can't really kiss her when her face is all the way to the other side of the bed as she fucks me backwards.
But with that said, that counts as an indirect restriction and it's neither GFE or natural.

The fact that you have to visit more than once to receive a natural service [no routine] isn't at all appealing either.

[Waterhouse]

I have never been restricted with her either except for really pounding on her in certain positions.  Ro, rimming, cim, restraining etc all ok.

Restraining?  Now I’m curious?

Another reason I relegated her from the h/l was because no tie&tease, or such like, mentioned on her profile or in the reviews I’ve read here.
 

[NotThe]

OP, your experience is fairly similar to mine, which I had reviewed here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=313275.0

I didn't like her insistence on her routine, either, but I still rated her a positive. I suppose it comes down to how important it is for a punter to take the lead: a punter who doesn't mind would probably have a good time, while a punter who's keen on it wouldn't.

I think it's also important to distinguish between the "total rip off" negative reviews, and the "I didn't enjoy it but others might" kind of negative reviews.

[bedhedred]

I think it's also important to distinguish between the "total rip off" negative reviews, and the "I didn't enjoy it but others might" kind of negative reviews.

Very useful distinction to make.

[Momodan38]

This chicks rep is taking a hit this week. Cheers for the review OP. She's kinda on my list as a plan C if I'm ever in the area and desperate, looking forward to the robot dance if it ever comes to fruition.

[centry]

I think it's also important to distinguish between the "total rip off" negative reviews, and the "I didn't enjoy it but others might" kind of negative reviews.

Understood, the latter would be my experience.
But it's not like I would recommend her either.
Not until she finds a good balance with a personalised service instead of a general [one size fits all].

[centry]

This chicks rep is taking a hit this week. Cheers for the review OP. She's kinda on my list as a plan C if I'm ever in the area and desperate, looking forward to the robot dance if it ever comes to fruition.

I wish you all the best with your future endeavours with the robot dance.
 

[NotThe]

This chicks rep is taking a hit this week.

Is it just my impression, or is there a tendency for positive reviews to be followed by positive reviews, and by negative reviews to be followed by negative ones, even for the same WG?

As in: one punter says someone is great, and everyone talks up the hype. Then another punter says naah, I didn't like it, and loads other punters pile on with negative reviews.

[centry]

Is it just my impression, or is there a tendency for positive reviews to be followed by positive reviews, and by negative reviews to be followed by negative ones, even for the same WG?

As in: one punter says someone is great, and everyone talks up the hype. Then another punter says naah, I didn't like it, and loads other punters pile on with negative reviews.

I doubt there's any correlation.
I'm the only one who's given her a negative since May 2019.
The others are a neutral which could translate to an 'okay/satisfactory but boring' punt.

[centry]

Is it just my impression, or is there a tendency for positive reviews to be followed by positive reviews, and by negative reviews to be followed by negative ones, even for the same WG?

As in: one punter says someone is great, and everyone talks up the hype. Then another punter says naah, I didn't like it, and loads other punters pile on with negative reviews.

Having thought about it, I have a theory.
Considering that this WG has an overwhelming number of positive reviews, the punters who didn't have a great time might've been put-off uploading a review that doesn't echo the same positive experiences in fear of being told "It's just you, not her".

Who knows.
 

[nohey1]

She's off my hotlist now, sadly. And i have just 6 reviews, most of them being negative, so what do i know?...i have notoriously bad luck by the way. Unfortunately, i just think her restrictive sessions have become more apparent recently. Maybe something happened in a session recently that made her tighten it down further? It's a shame because she was on my top 'Get Some Confidence and Go to London List' along with Mia and Natalia.

[bedhedred]

Having thought about it, I have a theory.
Considering that this WG has an overwhelming number of positive reviews, the punters who didn't have a great time might've been put-off uploading a review that doesn't echo the same positive experiences in fear of being told "It's just you, not her".

Who knows.
 

The last time I ignored a series of recent warnings, believing that I'd fare better, I got my April experience. It learned me a lesson.

[Arch]

Having thought about it, I have a theory.
Considering that this WG has an overwhelming number of positive reviews, the punters who didn't have a great time might've been put-off uploading a review that doesn't echo the same positive experiences in fear of being told "It's just you, not her".

Who knows.
 

I wrote one of the two neutral reviews today, and I can confirm that I wasn't aware of the other 2 recent bad reviews at the time of writing, and certainly I wasn't put off by all the other positive reviews (that convinced me to see Laura in the first place).

In fact I felt obliged to report my experience out of a sense of duty to the UKP community 

[centry]

The last time I ignored a series of recent warnings, believing that I'd fare better, I got my April experience. It learned me a lesson.

Ah yes, I had her booked at one point and cancelled it within the first hour.
Too much risk to take.

[bedhedred]

I got as far as texting Laura back in April. I never got any answer and never retried. These 3 reviews have killed off any residual curiosity I had.

[centry]

I got as far as texting Laura back in April. I never got any answer and never retried. These 3 reviews have killed off any residual curiosity I had.

You're not missing out to be fair.

[Crackanut]

Great review. What's interesting is personally for me given what I want from a punt this would probably be a positive.

It's important to read the content and judge it based on what you want out of a punt.

[Closetoyou]

You need a girlfriend fam, punts are like this. Get paid get laid. Fun fact "SPs DONT want to bang us", they have to. Whereas real life someone will want to and you'll have that emotional connection. Here it's just money, give money do your ting, get out and both parties happy.

[centry]

You need a girlfriend fam, punts are like this. Get paid get laid. Fun fact "SPs DONT want to bang us", they have to. Whereas real life someone will want to and you'll have that emotional connection. Here it's just money, give money do your ting, get out and both parties happy.

Not sure where you got this information 'fam'.
But most of the WG's I've seen have been able to deliver my vanilla needs.
I mean, just take a look at my other reviews.

Emotional attachment? Who said I wanted that?
I'm genuinely confused that you brought that up.
There's a plethora of people in this forum [and non forum-members] that mimics what I want from paid encounters.

"Every punt is like this", that's a completely narrow view on the services that most good WG's are able to deliver.
Maybe you haven't received good/decent services, but I suggest you don't patronise me by trying to teach me 'how punts are supposed to be'.
At least not until you know what you're talking about.
 

[mrbang123]

Not sure where you got this information 'fam'.
But most of the WG's I've seen have been able to deliver my vanilla needs.
I mean, just take a look at my other reviews.

Emotional attachment? Who said I wanted that?
I'm genuinely confused that you brought that up.
There's a plethora of people in this forum [and non-members] that mimics what I want from paid encounters.

"Every punt is like this", that's a completely narrow view on the services that most good WG's are able to deliver.
Maybe you haven't received good/decent services, but I suggest you don't patronise me by trying to teach me 'how punts are supposed to be'.
At least not until you know what you're talking about.
 

To be fair to closetoyou, he makes a good point. If you read some of the things on saafe, you’ll see that most of these SPs just see us as money and nothing else. Some of the things I’ve read of that site has completely changed the way I look at punting, I still love this game though!

[alabama1]

To be fair to closetoyou, he makes a good point. If you read some of the things on saafe, you’ll see that most of these SPs just see us as money and nothing else. Some of the things I’ve read of that site has completely changed the way I look at punting, I still love this game though!

I would say all of them. It's a job to them, like any other. They do it to earn a living, not because they are sex maniacs. 

[centry]

To be fair to closetoyou, he makes a good point. If you read some of the things on saafe, you’ll see that most of these SPs just see us as money and nothing else. Some of the things I’ve read of that site has completely changed the way I look at punting, I still love this game though!

I disagree completely.
He implied that most punts are meant to be like this.
I've already proven that wrong by posting positive reviews that weren't 'like this'.

I'm completely fine with being seen as a source of income, but that won't excuse you for not delivering my expected services [which aren't high standards].
So no, no he doesn't.

[bedhedred]

"Every punt is like this", that's a completely narrow view on the services that most good WG's are able to deliver.
Maybe you haven't received good/decent services, but I suggest you don't patronise me by trying to teach me 'how punts are supposed to be'.
At least not until you know what you're talking about.

Not every punt is like this...

My high quality punts are not mechanical at all. The girl relaxes into the action and her acting out her pleasure is very convincing even if it is just an act.

[centry]

My high quality punts are not mechanical at all. The girl relaxes into the action and her acting out her pleasure is very convincing even if it is just an act.

Indeed!

I feel as if these punters have been conditioned by bad WG's to mould their mentality into thinking "Ah, I guess this is normal".
I almost feel pity for them.

[Errik]

Not every punt is like this...

My high quality punts are not mechanical at all. The girl relaxes into the action and her acting out her pleasure is very convincing even if it is just an act.

Exacrly right. Of course the SP sees us as a source of income. I think 99 percent of punters realise this. But a good SP will try to be less mechanical to get punters back. Wouldn't be good for her wallet if they get bored with her services.

[bedhedred]

I've experienced girls having verifiable (as opposed to claimed) orgasm during the action. The kind they leave smeared all over my face when I've licked them. Admittedly these are like hens teeth, but it does show that real GFE can happen.

[oinki]

I disagree completely.
He implied that most punts are meant to be like this.
I've already proven that wrong by posting positive reviews that weren't 'like this'.

I'm completely fine with being seen as a source of income, but that won't excuse you for not delivering my expected services [which aren't high standards].
So no, no he doesn't.

Agree completely. Anyone trying to impose how they see a punt should be doesnt seem to realise that it is a non starter argument. We are all paying for a service and we are all looking for something different which is why the detailed reviews here matters so we can all make our minds up whether the service is sufficient for our own needs. What is negative for one person can clearly be positive for others!

Great review and thanks for sharing the details. Will personally remove this one from the list.

[centry]

Agree completely. Anyone trying to impose how they see a punt should be doesnt seem to realise that it is a non starter argument. We are all paying for a service and we are all looking for something different which is why the detailed reviews here matters so we can all make our minds up whether the service is sufficient for our own needs. What is negative for one person can clearly be positive for others!

Great review and thanks for sharing the details. Will personally remove this one from the list.

No problem!
It worries me that punters actually believe that service delivery of WG's and seeing clients as a source of income are mutually exclusive.
As if both cannot co-exist, and in the event it does it's a delusion.

[nohey1]

To be fair to closetoyou, he makes a good point. If you read some of the things on saafe, you’ll see that most of these SPs just see us as money and nothing else. Some of the things I’ve read of that site has completely changed the way I look at punting, I still love this game though!

To be fair though; often enough we just see the SP as a shag. I actually don't see the difference.

[centry]

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[Closetoyou]

Holy shit, that snowballed.

Bro man OP, your review reads like you are searching for "the one" , "I'm personally a GFE-lover that needs a; slow, passionate, multiple kisses throughout the whole hour.". It read as a review where you are searching for the ultimate SP that will match your lover boy image. We've all been there done that and it's all an act for money. This is the true nature of punting. Let me repeat "THEY DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH US" . If your pride can accept that and you are still looking for a deep engrossing gfe experience, why go punting, just find a girlfriend instead? No punt will ever match that no matter how much they act well. It's always about the money and the sooner you leave the sooner it's over.

[Closetoyou]

And fyi we don't need pity, here is an SP where you would go in for PSE , cim whatever else, that is a pretty much standard definition for what people cannot find at home so they go for "the punt" which is is a quick transactional event. I.e."punts are like this" emotionless and pretty laser focused on what both parties need. You sounded like you need someone to "understand and react" to your needs. Only yo bae will know you this well my main man. We all know that even the best gfe is never really a gfe. All the best bro.

[centry]

Holy shit, that snowballed.

Bro man OP, your review reads like you are searching for "the one" , "I'm personally a GFE-lover that needs a; slow, passionate, multiple kisses throughout the whole hour.". It read as a review where you are searching for the ultimate SP that will match your lover boy image. We've all been there done that and it's all an act for money. This is the true nature of punting. Let me repeat "THEY DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH US" . If your pride can accept that and you are still looking for a deep engrossing gfe experience, why go punting, just find a girlfriend instead? No punt will ever match that no matter how much they act well. It's always about the money and the sooner you leave the sooner it's over.

Your argument is almost laughable at this point.
DFK, OWO, and Sex is what I look for in a punt.
I have 41 reviews, and I would say at least 30 of them were positive that delivered that to me.
All it takes is 3 minutes to read some of my positives here to be fair.

My requirements aren't high [considering I have 15 positive experiences in a row before this one], and they're delivered by a lot of WG's.
I could not care less what you think a punt should be, I don't want a girlfriend that comes with extra emotional baggage and extra moaning/complaining around the house.
Why do you keep pushing that idea? It's such a non-argument that's inherently daft.
I could say the same to you. Why pay for sex when you can just find a girlfriend? What a moronic point of view that you've just uttered in a punting forum nonetheless.
 

What it sounds like is you're defending this WG for whatever reason on my review.
Could this be taken as white-knighting? I wonder. Who knows.
Remember, my money my rules, my review my point of view.
Take your idiocy elsewhere and try not to infect others with it, we don't need another pandemic in our hands.

'All the best bro'.
 

[alvinbarb]

was hoping to pop the punt cherry on this one but as a lover of gfe im convinced shes not for me. thnx for the review

[centry]

was hoping to pop the punt cherry on this one but as a lover of gfe im convinced shes not for me. thnx for the review

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