Author Topic: Autumn, Diva, another disaster in the basement of doom!  (Read 2360 times)

Offline JackSaint

I’m on a bad run, needed a “get out the rut” punt, a sure thing today, tried AW, nada, then the Diva roster, easy via text, matched time and availability with Autumn, she has positives on here, I plough on.

A familiar road to a staircase well trodden down to the basement of doom, as I knock the door the Virgin engineer calls down from the main entrance asking if I live there, I mumble no as Autumn opens the door, fresh from the shower.

She had made fuck all effort, flip flops and a silky robe, hair hadn’t been washed, body had.

Kiss greeting and into the front bedroom, not the big, one at the back with mirror and sofa, the small one at the front with the laundry room and bathroom that requires you to duck if you are more that five foot 6! Damp and peeling paint all over the place, not good.

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Russian, 5 feet 4, coarse, curly, almost corkscrew, unruly hair, hazel eyes, light skin, good sized, well done bolt ons, good body, legs and arse, slightly bumpy skin, acne scars and a big bruise on one thigh from a fall.

She is chatty, good, accented English, pleasant demeanour, not a head turner, resembles the photos, she’s female, nearly naked, my cock makes me stay. Not quite BFBFFC because her body, although not bad wouldn’t make Baywatch!

Clean up, good owo, ball, shaft licking, varied action to deep throat, cowgirl, more owo cum on tits in front of the badly positioned mirror.

Clean up, repeat of groping, snogging, owo to completion over her tits as she leaned over me.

She was fully committed and delivered all advertised services but is a negative because she’s not great looking, cost £250, made no effort in dress, lighting or music and the place is an absolute shithole.

Offline king tarzan

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Well you certainly didn't score for England!! :dash: :dash:
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Offline JackSaint

Well you certainly didn't score for England!! :dash: :dash:

Honestly don't know if there is any value in the agencies at the moment, everything overpriced.


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Offline bedhedred

I didn't like her photos but as I watched the video 2 or 3 times, I could see the reason to book her.

Offline JackSaint

I didn't like her photos but as I watched the video 2 or 3 times, I could see the reason to book her.

Me neither but the positives on here swayed it, I should've gone with my gut!



Offline massagepuntingfan

Less Autumn, more Winter of discontent. I saw Mikel at the shitty little front basement room.The horror.

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Man you are on a terrible streak. Condolences, hope it ends soon.

Offline JackSaint

Less Autumn, more Winter of discontent. I saw Mikel at the shitty little front basement room.The horror.

Shockingly bad facilities for the price!

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Man you are on a terrible streak. Condolences, hope it ends soon.

Thanks.

Offline Alexmck

Shockingly bad facilities for the price!

Is this the room with the sofa?

Offline JackSaint

Is this the room with the sofa?

No, the one at the front of the building, near the front door, it makes the jizz stained sofa room look like The Ritz, the bathroom particularly is a disgrace!

Offline Alexmck

No, the one at the front of the building, near the front door, it makes the jizz stained sofa room look like The Ritz, the bathroom particularly is a disgrace!

Never had the pleasure. Not sure I want it.

Different topic - is Mikel a multiple visitor or is she a one time visitor?

Offline Lakislakis

‘… as I knock the door the Virgin engineer calls down from the main entrance asking if I live there…

After all these sessions there mate, you should have said ‘yes’ and get the bloody internet fixed.

Offline JackSaint

Never had the pleasure. Not sure I want it.

Different topic - is Mikel a multiple visitor or is she a one time visitor?

Multiple

Offline JackSaint

‘… as I knock the door the Virgin engineer calls down from the main entrance asking if I live there…

After all these sessions there mate, you should have said ‘yes’ and get the bloody internet fixed.

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Offline pantywetter

Me neither but the positives on here swayed it, I should've gone with my gut!

Sorry another bad one @jacksaint

Hopefully my review wasn’t too far off the mark.  She absolutely isn’t a stunner but I liked her GFE/DFK/OWO after a few cold punts. 

Sounds like the lack of effort has gone down a peg or too since even I saw her.

You are right that at the money they are demanding, a bit more effort on both the appearance and venue is to be expected. 
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Offline JackSaint

Sorry another bad one @jacksaint

Hopefully my review wasn’t too far off the mark.  She absolutely isn’t a stunner but I liked her GFE/DFK/OWO after a few cold punts. 

Sounds like the lack of effort has gone down a peg or too since even I saw her.

You are right that at the money they are demanding, a bit more effort on both the appearance and venue is to be expected.

Your review was bang on, what turned this negative for me was that although she is enthusiastic and delivers, she's not great looking, had made no effort and the venue quality is like a cheap knocking shop.

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Your review was bang on, what turned this negative for me was that although she is enthusiastic and delivers, she's not great looking, had made no effort and the venue quality is like a cheap knocking shop.

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