Author Topic: Dark Alex - Birmingham  (Read 2360 times)


28 review(s) for DARK ALEX (23 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline PunterP

Date of booking: 08/07/2021 (Thursday)

Communication = 10/10
This was an on-the-day booking. I messaged her on AW initially to make the booking, but as it was a last-minute booking, I didn't wait too long before giving the number a ring. I confirmed booking details over the phone with her and booked in for later that day. No issues here.

Services asked for = 1hr booking - French Kissing, Face Sitting, Oral Without, Spanking, Doggy & Cowgirl

Location = 8/10
Flats near Five Ways Roundabout. Easy parking nearby and easy to find. They required a number to get in and call, which again, was quite simple. There was a concierge there who couldn't give AF but still if you're extra paranoid, its not ideal.


SP rating = 6/10
She let me in with typical behind the door trick, and led me into the typical dark room with just a couple lamps/candles(?) on. Once I got a good look at her, I was really surprised. I was expecting a polish bombshell from her AW pics and also other people's ratings of her on here, e.g. a tanned version of External Link/Members Only. What I got was something a bit more like this (External Link/Members Only). She was a bit wider than that pic, no flab or anything like that, but not a defined figure whatsoever. The other thing that shout immediately was exactly how dark she was. This was no ordinary tan, she was genuinely as tanned as this woman and it was not a good look in my opinion (External Link/Members Only).  The dark room didn't help.

Overall I was a bit shocked due to peoples assessments on how hot she is, but I guess thats personal preference. Her higher rating was mainly due to her massive ass and fake tits.

The Meeting = 4/10
She was dressed already in a see through nightie with only pants on so there wasnt really any reveal or excitement to await in that regard. She mmediately started with a gentle warning on her sensitive lips - Greeaatt...  :rolleyes:. I wasn't even being forceful but she told me to be careful about 5 minutes in which was annoying, mentioning surgery or whatever. I then started to spank her arse a little and play with her tits. Sure enough.... babee i hav surgery so bee careful plz. they are very sensitive. This meant no sucking or heavy handling, just light touching and licking. Proceeded to give oral for about 10 minutes which was going well untiiiiillll..... I dont even need to say it, she was more sensitive than the fat kid on his first day of secondary school. It became a whole game of how much contact can I get away with before I hear oh baby no be careful. A lot of the same before she started with OWO - now this was really good. She wouldn't go full force throat fucking but she did spit a little and do a good job so no complaints there. Finally proceeded with sex with no specific comments in mind, negative or otherwise. After I popped, I cleaned up, she didn't offer to do it even though most SPs ive been with do clean up but Im a big boy so thats not too much of an issue. Left with a kiss although I was very careful not to hurt her with anything more than a peck as they might have been to sensitive.

Overall Impressions = 4/10
Not someone I would really revisit. A bit shocked about her looks - i know people on here even think SPs like pamela blond are extremely hot so I have to account for that, but even then her fake tits and nice arse weren't even enough to call her really attractive. There were really bad parts to the service but also some decent parts to the service. I wouldn't go again but I guess with the lack of decent polish SPs, she might be worth it for a one-off 30 minute service if you haven't visited before considering the lack of decent <£80/hh SPs in birmingham. Definitely not worth an hour.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2021, 10:30:26 pm by PunterP »
Banned reason: Abusive to other members & boundary pusher.
Banned by: daviemac


Offline Cryton123

Sounds shit OP  :thumbsdown:

I hate when SP’s use the ‘sensitive’ card. Makes me think they really don’t want to be doing the job but want the money.

Offline sjm79

Her profile states that she's Czech.

Disappointing to read this review, I had a couple of good punts with her years ago and have been considering revisiting but I'll think twice now...

Offline The Owl

I quite like the chunky broad look so how she looks turns me on. The tan is totally over the top and I'm not so keen on that. The sensitivity is an issue though. I wouldn't want a punt where I'm not allowed to interact with the escort, that negates the main reason why I'm paying her.

Offline teddyking

If she’s too “sensitive” then she shouldn’t be accepting clients. It’s plainly robbing and cheating punters for what they pay for.
Banned reason: Sarcastic twat of a troll
Banned by: daviemac

Online Dock

I had her in my HL but having read through a few of her reviews I’m not sure sure anymore; thanks for the review  :thumbsup:

Offline Juankerr

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Thanks for the review PunterP  :hi:

Always liked the look of her figure but i saw her out and about in Birmingham a few years back with Sandy and i didnt find Alex facially attractive so have never bothered.