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External Link/Members OnlyI wouldn't ordinarily write a review for a lady I didn't see but I thought my experience might be useful for others as there appears to be a not insignificant interest in massage. I've given neutral instead of negative as I didn't experience the massage and because there's a small chance the whole misunderstanding on massage rates was me being thick.
I spoke to her by phone and thought her phone manner was good. I wanted to confirm that she could do a good therapeutic massage for part of the time followed by sensual body to body. She said that was no problem. I asked if she did the massage in the nude and she said she could (though it didn't sound as if it that was standard practice). She seemed very straightforward and very honest, particularly in relation to the premises she was using (she's since moved, so comments no longer valid).
I didn't think the pictures were particularly accurate. The first picture (matching pink polka dot bra and panties) is probably her today with help from the bastards at Adobe. Her hair looked much darker though that may have been the lighting. The slender blonde posing in the mirror is not her (or at least not her today). Age is probably 35+. There's a not particularly attractive mole on her upper lip missing from her pics. She was fully clothed when I met her but, at a minimum, she looked noticeably wider through the hips than the photos suggest. Not huge but also not slim.
When it came time to sort out the fee, she introduced a level of added complexity I found unsettling. I thought I was getting a half therapeutic/half body to body sensual massage at the £80 rate as I thought we agreed by phone. She then introduced a £100 and £120 rate which, she falsely claimed, was clearly on her profile. I said that I had noticed a nuru massage and a tie and tease massage at higher rates but not different sensual massages. She then said I had to choose between and £80, £100 and £120 rate. It wasn't at all clear what the difference was though it sounded as if it hinged on whether she would do body to body on both the back and the front. I got the impression that, although her £80 massage is described as tantric/body to body, there is no body to body at £80. At £100, it's body to body when you are face down. And at £120, it's body to body both face down and face up. I felt confused by what I felt was a rate switch, concluded that a session would lead to inevitable disappointment, and left.
If you do decide to see her, make sure you pin her down on exactly what is available at what rate and avoid the onsite upselling. Given that she wanted extra money for body to body it might be worth checking whether touching is allowed. I didn't get the sense that it would be but that may just be me.
