Cristina Fitness, Cardiff

[PMAC123]

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For some reason I Just had to punt yesterday. It was one of those stupid ones where I hadn't planned anything or booked anyone and had shot 4-5 shots already in the last 24 hours so it made no sense whatsoever but the horn hit me and there was nothing I could do about it.

Messaged a ton of girls including ones I'd seen before, CaseyLove, Portfolio etc, didn't get any worthwhile responses so started browsing the Local tab on AW.

Came across Cristina and her friend Laura (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only)

Thoughts of the old Newport Road Brazilians instantly hit my mind and I had to TOFTT - the combination of tiny waist, massive ass and incredibly accommodating service I used to experience at that place hasn't really been matched since, and I hoped these stunning looking Brazilians would be the ones to do it.

Unfortunately not:

Comms:
Comms were easy. Location was given up in the first message and no time or need to book was mentioned, she was just like yeah come. Seems like they're not getting much business.

Location
Location is an apartment building in a residential area not far from Tesco Western Ave. It's a very weird place but should be quite easy to get to for most people in Cardiff. The door buzzer didn't work so I had to go through the garage which didn't work at first either. Then none of the apartments had numbers on the door and she had to text me a photo of the door. Just getting to the room was an adventure lol. During the meet I could hear someone in the kitchen the whole time getting food and stuff which I assume was Laura.

Looks
Cristina is listed as 25 on her AW. No chance in hell is that true. I would estimate 35 to early 40s. She has clearly had a lot of work done and her face looks quite a bit older. Outside of that the pictures themselves are accurate and her body is great - big boltons (although not the real feeling ones we've been spoiled with of late, they're pretty hard), nice stomach and a big Brazilian ass with long legs. When she was sucking my dick with her face side on she looked slightly reminiscent of an older version of Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives which was hard to argue with at the time (but she is nowhere near as pretty as that when looking from straight on).

Service
A mix of good and bad here which is why I went with neutral. Cristina's English is almost non existent and we communicated through smiles, noises, giggles and the occasional "ok?" lol. To be honest she was texting in English perfectly fine and I think this might have been put on a bit. I showered first but I had to ask, it wasn't offered, neither was a drink or anything else. The room was terribly hot too as it was a sunny day and she had the window covered up.

She started by kissing me and grinding her ass on me while I felt her up and she got undressed which was pretty nice until I tried to play with her nipples and she made a yelp as if it hurt. Ok, it's going to be one of those punts lol.

Onto the bed for a blowjob with a condom (I'm cursing myself out at this stage, I hate oral with and forgot to check if she did without). I assumed it was extra but didn't say anything as I didn't have any more cash. After the meet I checked her AW and it says oral at discretion so I guess she didn't feel it lmao.

After some of that she rode me, first reverse cowgirl then cowgirl. Hard to fault this part as the view was great.

Then I fucked her in missionary for a while, which was fun at first but unfortunately when I leant back and fucked her hard she winced in pain and asked me to lean forward again. That, combined with the nipple thing make a positive impossible even if everything else was perfect.

Come in the bag after a bit then she massaged me for a while. After a few mins of that I asked if I could massage her because I wasn't getting hard again and was in danger of falling asleep - a few mins of rubbing her ass sorted that out and it was time to go again.

Things seemed to go better at first, she sucked me off a bit better than before, then rode me again more passionately than the first time etc. Then she just kinda stopped and wanked me off. I don't really know why but I assume she realised the next step would be me fucking her again, and wasn't up for the pain lol.

Came a second time and it was about 10 minutes from the end. I couldn't be fucked hanging around just for more of the same or another massage so I just went to shower lol.

Conclusion
Paid £140 an hour. If it was £100-120 I probably would have known what I was getting into but £140 is a joke as it's getting into top girl/BLF territory. She is a very hot woman but not as young as her profile suggests and with pretty rubbish feeling fake tits despite looking good.

She was generally nice and service wise I had fun here and there but it was too full of almost "Romanian style" issues like not being able to do certain positions or play with her nipples too much.

I cannot give anyone a positive with those issues present, but I did somehow still enjoy the time too much for a negative, so neutral it is.

For most people I can't recommend her at all but if you are very into the older Latina look and ok with fucking her slow or letting her take control, it might be worth it. They offer duos too so if you want two Brazilian girls to tick off the bucket list and are happy to watch then it might not be so bad. Outside of that I would not bother.

[PMAC123]

Just said this in another thread and thought it was worth adding to the review:

In regards to the pics, in her gallery you will see the first, second, fifth, sixth, and the last two images all have dark hair.

These are 100% accurate and what she looked like on the meet.

The blonde ones do appear to be her but are probably quite a bit older.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Good TOFTT PMAC. Shame it didn't work out as planned. Not great for you, but useful for the rest of us 

[Corus Boy]

Good TOFTT PMAC. Shame it didn't work out as planned. Not great for you, but useful for the rest of us 

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[iverthickone]

One of those, I've had worse punts by the sounds of it.

Thanks for the review.

[martypoos]

Thanks for the review, it’s a shame about the oral especially as she states on her profile “THE BEST OWO”
As for the duo with her mate I bet they don’t go near each other, just 2 girls on you unless you want to pay extra to watch them chat naked with each other lol
Is she worth a pump and dump though?

[PMAC123]

Thanks for the review, it’s a shame about the oral especially as she states on her profile “THE BEST OWO”
As for the duo with her mate I bet they don’t go near each other, just 2 girls on you unless you want to pay extra to watch them chat naked with each other lol
Is she worth a pump and dump though?

I mean she wouldn't take it that hard outside of one specific position so I would personally say no, especially when it was £140 for the hour and for £150 you can get he likes of BLF or Raven who'll take whatever you give lol.

But, if you're really into the type of Latina she is, and missionary is your favourite position, then maybe.

[Proton]

One of those, I've had worse punts by the sounds of it.
Thanks for the review.

We've all been there!! yet certainly useful to know