Author Topic: Marika and Albina, Diva, Cromwell Road, beauty and the beast TOFTT  (Read 5119 times)

Offline JackSaint

After the debacle that was Monday's trio of traumatic terrors, I booked a cert for today with a regular, as I parked up she cancelled, apologetically with a good enough reason for me not to lambast her.

So I'm stuck, mentally and physically desperate with designated punting cash burning a hole in my pocket so I fire up the Diva website and organise a double TOFTT with Marika External Link/Members Only who looks unbelievable, £300 including CIF, confirmed with agency, tried to add Armana, her flatmate External Link/Members Only who was busy so sorted Albina External Link/Members Only who looks top quality in a set of what looks like selfies, big tits, slim, nice arse, long legs, to join the party, £250 outcall price, so £550 in total, expensive but they look awesome, right? What can possibly go wrong?

I arrive at a nice building of serviced apartments on Lexham Gardens, haven't been here before, to meet a girl on the steps trying to get in, twigged it was Albina, she looked shorter and dumpier than her photos, I said I think we are heading to the same place, she was smily with poor English and injected lips, we buzzed in and shared the lift up to the punt floor.

The door opens as we exit the lift to be greeted by Marika who is chin on the floor good looking but had made absolutely no effort at creating a seductive environment either in her appearance, music or lighting in the action bedroom, equipped with a large bed, side cabinets and a small mirror propped up against a wall. I seriously considered walking but my cock made me stay, along with the fact that I handed over the money immediately upon clapping eyes on the ravishing Marika.

Snog, grope, off to shower, back into the room to find them both in bras and thongs. The sheer beauty of a smiling Marika, Russian, early 20s, 5 feet 6, size 8, long dark brown hair, dusky, tanned, toned body, big, brilliantly done bolt ons, perfect teeth, seductive, sparkling eyes and lips made for kissing and sucking contrasted with Albina, well maybe beast is too strong, but a massive downgrade on her photos. Mid twenties, Russian brunette, five six, big arse and hips, belly, smallish natural tits, flabby size 10, face a fair distance from the slim seductive pictures, just average, with lip fillers.

Did I mention that Marika was hot, well she is WAG/Oligarch's bird/top level at Sexy Fish/Harvey Nicks bar/Alina Lopez with bigger tits level of hot, even with no make up.

Action, they were both engaged but don't thing they had met before, so no chemistry and poor English, so no banter, they are not career whores who have a set pattern of seduction or create any sort of atmosphere, just young girls who are using sex to earn more money than they can at home in a two month stint then fuck off with the proceeds.

Kissing leading to DFK, groping, undressing, owo, only single while snogging the other, cowgirl with both, Marika second by which time I was ready to pop. I told Marika I wanted to cum on her face, she feigned shock, Albina translated my explanation that it was on her profile and the agency had confirmed. We moved to the mirror, she got on her knees, I snogged and groped a standing Albina as Marika went to work on cock and balls until receiving a reluctant, eyes and mouth closed tight facial, a plastering, a week's worth, kept spurting as she gamely received it, she was fucking covered, it was a proud moment  :cool:

Clean up involved a full shower for Marika who came back, porn body glistening, which got me hard again, so repeat of round one until Marika tossed me off over her tits.

Ten minutes to go, the front door slams and I hear the "punters" shower start up and a male voice, Armana was entertaining, so getting to the shower for me was a bit of a fiasco, involving an awkward wait and then getting into the shower room which reeked of the other fella's aftershave.

So, why a negative? Lack of effort in make up/music/lighting/atmosphere, no working together by the girls, for example no one on the cock, one on the balls, Albina was a massive letdown and it felt like a cheap punt with the bathroom issue.

Marika saw me to the door, naked in heels with massive smiles and loads of kisses, urging me to come back soon and see her and her girlfriend, like a mug I probably will, expecting it to be better.



« Last Edit: July 08, 2021, 05:02:23 pm by JackSaint »

Offline Momodan38

Cheers for the TOFTT. That Marika looks good, might try her early next month.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2021, 05:46:49 pm by Momodan38 »

Offline cuteaznotter

Is Marika's English conversational?

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Man your wasting top dollars on duds.. :dash: :dash:
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Thanks m8….. I was seriously considering Marika today even though she’s way above my preferred budget but I went for a budget punt instead and feel I’ve wasted cash and a bit disgusted with myself 😂.

She’s on the list👍

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Thanks m8….. I was seriously considering Marika today even though she’s way above my preferred budget but I went for a budget punt instead and feel I’ve wasted cash and a bit disgusted with myself 😂.

She’s on the list👍

Will you go Italian or English after Sunday?? :lol:
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Offline JackSaint

Man your wasting top dollars on duds.. :dash: :dash:

Marika isn't necessarily a dud, she looks phenomenal and I think one on one or with her mate she'd be incredible, wouldn't talk much but doing things to that insane face and body is....
« Last Edit: July 08, 2021, 08:18:37 pm by JackSaint »

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Sorry for the bad run.  It’s so frustrating with the money these punts cost and the lack of effort from the girls. 

I’m tempted to sit it out for a month or two and see if we get a more normal functioning market after the summer.

Marika looks absolutely banging.  As I was reading I was thinking she might be better in a one to one.  Maybe my one for the road :-)
« Last Edit: July 08, 2021, 08:53:24 pm by vspanties »

Offline JackSaint

Sorry for the bad run.  It’s so frustrating with the money these punts cost and the lack of effort from the girls. 

I’m tempted to sit it out for a month or two and see if we get a more normal functioning market after the summer.

Marika looks absolutely banging.  As I was reading I was thinking she might be better in a one to one.  Maybe my one for the road :-)

Shocking, compared to the likes of Ella Bolt and her Russian mate and Nicky and Tracy from Olina who give 100%, some of these girls are not real professional hookers, just good looking girls giving the minimum, often earning the maximum. Saying all that Marika is hot as fuck and if she's on your arm in a club the whole place is jealous!

Just notice, I was so traumatised I mis spelt TOFTT!
« Last Edit: July 08, 2021, 09:14:32 pm by JackSaint »

Offline pantywetter

I do think with Diva girls there’s a lot of mileage in seeing them at the start of their trip.

I’ve had a high correlation with negs and people about to leave, which is to be expected, but something I’m going to be more aware of.

Offline SlimShady

Thanks for the review.
The experience was not even Ok, that's fact!
Theirs profiles say that their English is basic. IMHO it's better to have at least one girl in duo which can hold a conversation and will translate to the second. I think you had such experience with another duo from diva (It was Agnia and someone else).
Good luck with the next punt. :hi:

Offline JackSaint

Thanks for the review.
The experience was not even Ok, that's fact!
Theirs profiles say that their English is basic. IMHO it's better to have at least one girl in duo which can hold a conversation and will translate to the second. I think you had such experience with another duo from diva (It was Agnia and someone else).
Good luck with the next punt. :hi:

Thanks, my biggest mistake was organising a punt in a rush from the car after my plans went tits up and being swayed by Marika's beauty.

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what beauty though- smokin'

Yup, I'm sure in the euphoria or gloom after Sunday I'll be back to see her next week with her flatmate!

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I do think with Diva girls there’s a lot of mileage in seeing them at the start of their trip.

I’ve had a high correlation with negs and people about to leave, which is to be expected, but something I’m going to be more aware of.

I hope the mileage is low like my car👍
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Offline centry

I do think with Diva girls there’s a lot of mileage in seeing them at the start of their trip.

I’ve had a high correlation with negs and people about to leave, which is to be expected, but something I’m going to be more aware of.

I personally haven't experienced this, I typically book women quite early on the day (11am - 2pm).
The few times that I booked women near the evening (4pm - 7pm) are the only times I ever received lazy/bad service.

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Shocking, compared to the likes of Ella Bolt and her Russian mate and Nicky and Tracy from Olina who give 100%, some of these girls are not real professional hookers, just good looking girls giving the minimum, often earning the maximum. Saying all that Marika is hot as fuck and if she's on your arm in a club the whole place is jealous!

Just notice, I was so traumatised I mis spelt TOFTT!

I changed the spelling for you. Unlucky with the poor run.

Offline JackSaint

I changed the spelling for you. Unlucky with the poor run.

Thanks for the correction and sympathy!

Offline Ronnieosullivan

Tried booking marika for today but there was a waiting list until 4pm :D

Nice one for the review on ellabolt - saw her instead and have a belter :thumbsup:

Offline JackSaint

Tried booking marika for today but there was a waiting list until 4pm :D

Nice one for the review on ellabolt - saw her instead and have a belter :thumbsup:

Excellent, Ella is a top girl, the wait until 4 for Marika might have been because she started later, lots of the superhot girls do, late nights at Sexy Fish/parties/rich punters, then sleep and shopping before seeing us lot.