Imagine for a moment going into a new restaurant you have not visited before.
You are shown the menu, full of tasty dishes that make the mouth water. You take some time and choose the one that you like the most, on this occasion a succulent mature steak, grilled to your liking with mushrooms, tomato and watercress garnish, accompanied by crispy french fries.
Having ordered you then wait in anticipation, licking your lips..
The waiter returns and with much apology says that the main course has been delayed slightly, but don’t worry, everything is fine and as you ordered.
Then finally, with your tummy rumbling, your much anticipated treat arrives in front of you.
You look, and look again….. egg and soggy chips, and it’s cold…..
I am not often in London these days, but had some business there recently, and decided to take a couple of hours out and see an Asian girl. I love Asian women, and thought it wise in an area I don’t know well to book through an agency, rather than go the Vivastreet / Adulrwork route. I normally opt for FBSM, but with little activity in the past 18 months, thought I would treat myself.
I decided on “Asian Escorts London”, as I saw 2 or 3 girls that really looked special.
External Link/Members OnlyHaving looked through their portfolio, I decided on Onaona.
Now, I should say at this point this is NOT a review of Onaona.
Sadly, I have never met the girl, more is the pity.
I booked her for an appointment the day before via phone through some Asian ‘maid’ for an early afternoon 1 hour, clearly stating who I wanted to see, checking if she was working, and even spelling her name.
I was assured she was available, and the booking was made.
Fine I thought.
Then the problems started.
I has a call later that day to say she was no longer in Barbican, but moved to Liverpool Street, because her flat was flooded??. Then another message a bit later to ask if I could see her later in the afternoon.
Then 2 or 3 more messages on the morning of the appointment asking me to confirm the appointment.
Then it got more bizarre.
Rather than send me an address, I was asked to go stand in a bike rack in the street, opposite a house number that didn’t exist, and when I was there I would be told the where to go.
Clearly they like to have a good look at the potential client before passing on precise location details.
Finally I was texted and asked to go to a black door opposite the bike racks, and press the top buzzer.
Well…after all of this, I should have known and walked, but dick was in the driving seat and I just followed along.
Finally door opened and a very pale Chinese girl with not good English invited me in.
Could this be the Maid I thought?
Answer…no.
Up the stairs we went floor by floor into the roof, blimey I was shagged before I started.
“You are not the girl I booked” I said, panting and puffing…
All I got was a smile - bait and switch I thought.
By this time it was 50/50 stay or go, but having rearranged my day and travelled some distance, I decided to hand over the cash £140, in the hope a miracle would happen and she would be amazing.
It didn’t, and she wasn’t.
I never bothered to ask her name, but the face is not on the website menu.
She was taller than average for a Chinese girl, small boobs, not toned at all, with a bit of a belly and some skin problems. Not at all what I was hoping for, and her looks didn’t do much for me at all. Seemed to have a mobile almost glued to her hand as well much of the time.
Anyway, had a quick shower - at least the place was clean with warm water, and returned to a very stark room with just a bed in the middle. Had a brief cuddle, followed by an excessively long and inexperienced massage consisting mainly of rubbing and pressing the back and legs, not even a CC swipe…
I have had enough of this I thought, and stood up.
She quickly whipped on a condom to a fairly soft and disinterested dick, and started OW using mainly her teeth.
Oh no, it’s getting worse I thought, I’m out now.
I said to her ‘ that’s enough, I will take a quick shower now please’
So I did, dressed and left. Less than 40 minutes.
Would I recommend? No.
Would I visit again? Definitely not.
I hope this is a ‘heads up’ to those like me who love Asian women, but not every one of them, and build up their expectations only to be bitterly disappointed.
You cannot trust this Asian agency to provide what they promise.
Even those who are not fussed about what they eat would be disappointed with egg and soggy chips….
