Author Topic: Vanessa Hope Glasgow Timewaster  (Read 12474 times)


28 review(s) for VanessaHope (26 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Glesgaboy


Review is based on 2 confirmed 30 minute bookings which were cancelled at short notice.

The first was made a month ago - booked by AW message and confirmed by me and her by text in the morning.
With a couple of hours to go she cancelled by text, saying she had a diary clash as her reason.
I took this at face value and accepted it.

However, the second occurrence gave me cause to reconsider the validity of the excuse.

It was yesterday and again all booked and confirmed by both of us - but with a half hour to go she sent me a garbled message with some confused excuse and cancelled. 

I was actually parked nearby ready for the punt when the message came through!

To her credit both excuses were different. lol
But she should keep better records of who she bumps to avoid it becoming some damned obvious!

Her mum Layla has clearly taught her how to please the boys going by all reports on here....but it appears that Vanessa has yet to complete the training section on professionalism and other aspects of customer care!!

She is clearly bumping half hour bookings in favour of longer ones.
And that is unacceptable. 
For these reason she is off my list and I feel it is my civil duty to share this intel with fellow members.  At least then you are booking in the knowledge of this experience.

(I also noticed that she no longer advertises 15 min bookings - probably for the same reason that she prefers longer bookings.  Fair enough on this - but if you advertise and accept and confirm 30 minute bookings they should not be getting bumped in this manner.)

So I made another booking - went to GEA and a positive report will follow in a wee while. :hi:



« Last Edit: July 07, 2021, 03:13:43 pm by Glesgaboy »


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Offline Trickus

So is she defo a daughter of Layla

Offline lykopra

Given her pricing structure, you would think she'd be happy with half-hour bookings - 2 x 30mins = £200 as opposed to 1 hour = £150.

Has it ever been confirmed she is Layla's daughter? I've seen both and service is admittedly similar, same toiletries/products and she was using Layla's flat for a time. A couple of things Layla has said to me in the past would lend credibility to it, too but I always thought it was rumour/wishful thinking.

Offline Glesgaboy

I agree with the above.
We will never know for sure - but all the indicators suggest it - Layla even mentioned to me and a couple of punters On here that she had a daughter and the maths of that would match up ( roughly) as another indicator.  :hi:

Offline Problem Child

Fwiw I don’t  think she is Layla’s daughter.
They’re quite  different facially and they don’t share any mannerisms, if you know what I mean? Children tend to pick up subtle movements and ways of expressing themselves from their parents and I didn’t get any of that from Vanessa.

Could be wrong, but just my opinion.

Edit: she’s def Layla’s prodigy of some kind, but more professional than familial.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2021, 05:00:46 pm by Problem Child »

Offline lykopra

Yup, that's what she's said to me previously and I'd also agree the maths would match up. There's also been information bandied about on here which says they're not but again, that could be carefully crafted information from the girls to distance themselves for discretion's sake.

Offline Gunner1

I was sure that it was mother / daughter as I remember visiting Layla years ago and she said then her daughter was 17/18 so it kind of adds up. However I’m sure she said her child was with a white guy, I could be mistaken on that.

Layla is definitely Iraqi, and I’m certain Vanessa is Iranian as she claims. Definitely not Arab.

If they were truly mother / daughter and they both know each other escorted, I think it would play in their favour and add to the allure knowing that you have fucked the mother and the daughter?

Either way both are great punts, but as I’ve mentioned every time I comment on Vanessa she is carrying abit too much weight for my preference.

Offline Courtney

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Fwiw I don’t  think she is Layla’s daughter.

...perhaps niece?  :wackogirl: ...Auntie Layla :D

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I suspect it works in their favour not to confirm or deny the mother/daughter thing. It allows punters to have their fantasies, which can only be good for business.





Offline CrespinWolfe

I asked her directly and she said she wasn’t Layla’s daughter. They do seem to know each other, however she hinted at a falling out between the two of them.

I also remember Layla telling me her daughter lives and studies in London. Can’t say for sure but my gut tells me they’re not mother/daughter.

Offline Bru1901

Easiest way to find out....

Organise a threesome :D :lol: :D

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Easiest way to find out....

Organise a threesome :D :lol: :D

Go for it Benson. Let us know how it goes. :thumbsup:

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Offline PR67

I don't know why people think she's Layla's daughter, I saw no resemblance whatsoever. Vanessa told me her parents didn't know what she did for a living. I also found their service provided to be miles apart.

Offline oddson1970

I don't know why people think she's Layla's daughter, I saw no resemblance whatsoever. Vanessa told me her parents didn't know what she did for a living. I also found their service provided to be miles apart.
She was using laylas flat when she started out so l think some ppl are putting 2 and 2 togehther and coming up with 5

Offline Name Not Found

I don't know why people think she's Layla's daughter,

It's just an urban myth. Someone suggested it might be true; everyone liked the idea of it being true, and on it goes.

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Go for it Benson. Let us know how it goes. :thumbsup:
Zidane18/pinballer... Its all too similar not to be...  :thumbsup:

Offline Glasgow28

I don't know why people think she's Layla's daughter, I saw no resemblance whatsoever. Vanessa told me her parents didn't know what she did for a living. I also found their service provided to be miles apart.

Not got the chance to visit Layla yet unfortunately but their services seem like chalk and cheese based on reviews of her and my experience of Vanessa. So seems unlikely I'd say.

Vanessa very vanilla, gf experience. Layla anal, intense and fucking your brains out it seems.

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So seems unlikely I'd say.

It's only been highlighted by members previously that think they are ITK, whereas they most likely aren't... :wacko:

Offline Old enough to know better

Same thing happened to me with Vanessa, made arrangements and bumped at last minute. We had agreed a time and last question from her was ‘how long?’ I asked for half hour and almost immediately got some lame excuse about not being able to make it.
Technically she didn’t actually cancel on me but, knew I’d been bumped for an hour or more appt.
she was riding high on a ‘positive reviews’ streak, so didn’t bother giving her any neg feedback as may have been legit..not my first rodeo though.
Never bothered trying to rebook after that.

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hey guys! its V 

yes obviously i would rather half hour bookings you'd be pretty stupid not to. Even if i actually did cancel for a longer booking which i didn't, i lost out on WEEKS of work/bookings which turned into months due to recent circumstances, i had to go into hospital last month and then was extremely poorly this month i was close to going back in, which meant canceling ALL my bookings. if any of you had me on any of my socials you would know this already. Not only know but will have seen picture evidence!!! not that i need to explain my self to anyone, but i want to stick up for my self since what Im reading is a pile a pish.

In terms of canceling last minute, shit happens,  but em yeno if you'd rather shag a tired whore with no make up lookin like potent shit then Im NOT your gal  :P yes you read that correctly! if i feel unwell or if Im in pain cos yeno probs just got dicked then i have every right to cancel and Im sure most men would appreciate this as they probs don't wanna pay x amount for a shitty service but also because men like yourself would come on here and review me and harshly mark down the meet due to whatever circumstances I've wanted to cancel the bookings for!

n trust me Im more gutted about losing money i NEED than YOU losing out on yer hole.
 
yours truley Vanessa hope
« Last Edit: July 26, 2021, 08:43:55 am by KP12 »

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hey guys! its V  :cool:
I've allowed your post as it shows what a dodgy attitude you have and to be honest it will do far more damage to your reputation than this negative review.

However I will give you one and only one warning, read the rules and adhere to them if you want to stay here.

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This site allows service providers to be members, but zero-tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site. This site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for service providers. All service providers / non-punters must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

Offline Name Not Found

Well, that was interesting. Punters on here are often, quite rightly, given a hard time for their attitude towards WG's, but this is the other side of the coin writ large.

I have considered booking her a few times when I've been in The Weege, but the final nail has definitely been hammered into that coffin lid now. I'd imagine other readers may feel the same way.

But then, I'm apparently a 'loser' so what do I know...  :unknown:

Offline henry brubaker

Aye probably not smart to refer to your customers as losers.

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Aye probably not smart to refer to your customers as losers.
I see she's edited out the losers comment, a bit late though people have already seen it and know she thinks of her clients as losers. Must've gone to the Gerald Ratner school of public relations.   :wackogirl:

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Good post V... :sarcastic:

You've had a great run of 17 (overly) positive reviews...which is very good going for a fat bird.

However, you've shit in your own nest now...showing your true colours and shocking your naïve fanboys at the same time...bad business move babes :kissgirl:

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I see she's edited out the losers comment, a bit late though people have already seen it and know she thinks of her clients as losers. Must've gone to the Gerald Ratner school of public relations.   :wackogirl:

Se's deleted the bit about Layla not being her mum as well (and her desire for people to shut up about it). Seems daft as that was the one useful part of her post as it puts that ridiculous myth to rest.

Offline seeker

Too many fanboys
Blowing smoke up her arse syndrome :wackogirl:

Offline J_H

Off the Hot List ... on to the blacklist!

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hey guys! its V 

yes obviously i would rather half hour bookings you'd be pretty stupid not to. Even if i actually did cancel for a longer booking which i didn't, i lost out on WEEKS of work/bookings which turned into months due to recent circumstances, i had to go into hospital last month and then was extremely poorly this month i was close to going back in, which meant canceling ALL my bookings. if any of you had me on any of my socials you would know this already. Not only know but will have seen picture evidence!!! not that i need to explain my self to anyone, but i want to stick up for my self since what Im reading is a pile a pish.

In terms of canceling last minute, shit happens,  but em yeno if you'd rather shag a tired whore with no make up lookin like potent shit then Im NOT your gal  :P yes you read that correctly! if i feel unwell or if Im in pain cos yeno probs just got dicked then i have every right to cancel and Im sure most men would appreciate this as they probs don't wanna pay x amount for a shitty service but also because men like yourself would come on here and review me and harshly mark down the meet due to whatever circumstances I've wanted to cancel the bookings for!

n trust me Im more gutted about losing money i NEED than YOU losing out on yer hole.
 
yours truley Vanessa hope

How did the liposuction go?

Offline Glesgaboy

Thanks for confirming the validity of my Negative Review and the label of time waster.
You’ve added more weight to it ( if you pardon the phrase  :hi:) by your reaction and incomprehensible  rant.  :hi:


Offline J_H

Surprised she's not been red-carded!

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Surprised she's not been red-carded!
Yellow card  :D It's up to mods/admin how they implement them ... Warnings sometimes suffice... :thumbsup:

Same with Rule #27 is constantly broke (contravened) on here, with members that have no intention of contributing ever (bar one or two posts in 4/5/6/7 years) ...
« Last Edit: July 26, 2021, 08:27:46 pm by Clattypats »

Offline capman02

What the fucks going on? Why has her reviews took over most of the board?
« Last Edit: July 26, 2021, 08:38:22 pm by capman02 »

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What the fucks going on? Why has her reviews took over the full board?

Scroll to the bottom of them and you'll work it out.

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Offline capman02

That’s a bit extreme, taking over most of the page.

Offline J_H

Yellow card  :D It's up to mods/admin how they implement them ... Warnings sometimes suffice... :thumbsup:

Same with Rule #27 is constantly broke (contravened) on here, with members that have no intention of contributing ever (bar one or two posts in 4/5/6/7 years) ...

I suppose.

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I suppose.
Not a dig at you by any means  :hi: Probably just means I'm less likely to waste my time flagging it up in the future...  :unknown:

Offline J_H

Not a dig at you by any means  :hi: Probably just means I'm less likely to waste my time flagging it up in the future...  :unknown:
No mate didn't think it was.

It is, as you suggest, a rule which is honoured greatly in the breach.

By the way I didn't see the original unexpurgated post from V-H, but if she called us a bunch of losers I thought that was getting pretty close to red card territory.

Note to Admin: not questioning your judgement!

Offline DoctorSalchicha

She is mentioning social media and I've never seen seeing her there.


Offline ecosse1984

Done yourself a favour mate going by my experience.  :thumbsup:

Offline cubaguy

I asked her directly and she said she wasn’t Layla’s daughter. They do seem to know each other, however she hinted at a falling out between the two of them.

I also remember Layla telling me her daughter lives and studies in London. Can’t say for sure but my gut tells me they’re not mother/daughter.

100% is her daughter , Few years ago when lyla was working in Paisley, she showed me pictures of her daughter on her Facebook account……

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100% is her daughter , Few years ago when lyla was working in Paisley, she showed me pictures of her daughter on her Facebook account……

Yeah sure, we'll all believe you, a man who hasn't reviewed either of them, rather than the girl herself.

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100% is her daughter , Few years ago when lyla was working in Paisley, she showed me pictures of her daughter on her Facebook account……

Does it really matter? Not sure what difference it makes and personally I don’t understand why people need to point it out whether she is or not.. :unknown:

Offline cubaguy

Yeah sure, we'll all believe you, a man who hasn't reviewed either of them, rather than the girl herself.


Sorry what’s the point doing either reviews ? There’s nothing different I could add to either girls as to what to expect….

Ok how do I know she used to work out of flat in Paisley ? Do you want her street and door number then ya doughnut….