External Link/Members OnlyJune 2021
With limited options in Stratford for 'relief' i tried this place again...rang and asked for 1 hour massage at £45 at a pre arranged time later that day.
Turned up, one woman (not Thai) behind counter, she was the only one there and said she could only do a 30 minute massage (first negative) at £30. What's the point of pre booking if they reduce the time? I know the reason they do it ...can earn £60 plus 2 x extras in one hour as opposed to £45 plus 1 x extras.
The woman was dark skinned, maybe Asian/Indian heritage, definitely not Thai and i would say born in UK as she spoke natively. maybe a size 14, bit dumpy , big chest , early 40s possibly . I didnt find her attractive.
Got shown into the room, the one thing this place has got going for it is that its nicely kitted out, left to get undressed so i whipped all my clothes off and waited.
Finally she came back in after answering the phone, i stood there bollock naked as assumed it wouldn't phase her.
Climbed on table and asked for a relaxing massage...this woman told me she was new and had only recently started but had massaged before. To be fair the massage itself was ok, but no reach unders or anything, about 15 minutes in she asked if i would like a happy ending, i pretended to be all coy about it and asked her why she asked me..apparently if you keep your boxers on then you don't want any extras and they don't ask!!
As it was the main reason for going i asked how much...£30 !!!!...fuck off...ended negotiating to £20. The HE was the most unerotic delivered hand job ever...she just stood there wanking me off. Now i like a bit of build up and tease (hence why i wanted an hour) so this was going no where..but she persisted ..more oil more wanking..i think it took 15 minutes of this until i came. I think i was actually in there 40 minutes so she might as well have booked me in for an hour..i dont think she factored in how log it would take to bring me off.
I certainly didnt ask about BTB because firstly it was only 30 minutes and i didnt find her attractive.
Anyhow i got the release , got dressed and fucked off.
Will i return...well not to see her. This is the 3rd visit to this place i have made (apologies this maybe my first review of it though). The first time it had only just opened and i got offered no extras (think i kept my boxers on!). Second time was just before the Xmas lockdown and was good...attractive Thai girl...BtB and he delivered with enthusiasm , but expensive . I think she has left.
Was thinking of trying the place in Henley street but they want £50 an hour! FFS
