Author Topic: The Honey Nextdoor  (Read 4358 times)


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Offline jasper

The Honey Nextdoor

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Blonde
Size 14-16
age .... 22

1/2 hour incall, flat Salford Quays
£70

Well I don't seem to have a lot of luck with adultwork, its just so hit and miss. The flat itself was not bad at all, although, I was put off by signs on the outside of the front door having been attempted to be kicked in. This was off putting, but by this time I was out side the door with my Dick acting as my brain. On entering the flat, I was struck by how it needed a damn good clean. I Asked if I could take a shower and was told that it was out of order, again should have about turned, but hey we've all been there, just need a shag now. Settled down on the bed for some kissing followed by BJ,at which point, she pointed out that she doesn't do owo, as her boyfriend has warned her against it because of the diseases that can be picked up. After a minute or two, she decided that she would do owo, but at an extra cost, "carry in as you are" , I replied. After another minute or two , she requested that we have sex, OK, now she's starting to piss me off a little. I asked politely if she would mind continuing with the BJ, as this is my favourite part of the punt. To be fair to the girl from that moment the BJ improved, lots of attemted DT, which was much appreciated and even some FF, which again was quite good. I asked if she did facials, as listed on her ad, to which she replied, I charge extra for a facial. How much? was my response...... £50-00.. :scare: Shocked..Stunned, I decided just to fuck her "literally" :diablo: in a couple of positions, before the inevitable climax.
If you like your women large with matching, as yet un-manufactured tits this girl fits the bill,facially quite nice, with shoulder length hair. Having been to the other side, its back to the petite ladies for me.

Would I return ?....No
Reasons ?...flat needs a fucking good clean  :scare:, shower needs fixing  :dash: and the level of service needs to come up several notches.

Cheers
Jasper

Offline Asurmen

I had her on my hl, dont think I'll bother now.

Thanks for the review Jasper.

Offline Ali Katt

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Still lying about her dress size. I saw a woman that was size 16 and she was thinner than honey. Sorry, you had an awful time Jasper, she clearly had no interest in providing a good service and blatantly lies on her profile.

fredpunter

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such a shame cos I think her AW name is the nicest I've ever heard. 

VOLPONE

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The absence of working shower facilities is dreadful.
Let's face it :fat birds sweat.A lot.
And this one offers Anal, period play and watersports.
I bet it hums in that gaff at the end of the day !!

Offline mikebath

Very surprised at this review, seen her more than a few times and shes very very good!
Perfect body for me 14?! Great arse and tits!

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Very surprised at this review, seen her more than a few times and shes very very good!
Perfect body for me 14?! Great arse and tits!
So why haven't you done a review of her on here then?

Offline mikebath

Not reviewed anyone yet, relatively new on here!

VOLPONE

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Mr 'Bath' ....was the 'Shower' working when you visited ?

Offline mikebath

Ha! Didn't ask, Freshly showered before all my visits!

Offline jasper

Ha! Didn't ask, Freshly showered before all my visits!

Sorry mikebath, but that just doesn't cut it with me. Firstly it doesn't matter how short the journey is, you should always take a shower , if nothing else just to let the girl know that you are clean before she does her thing. Secondly if you don't take a shower after the punt, your just a dirty fucker

Offline londonmaxxy

That's odd- Mikebath's first post complained about lack of 'cleanliness'  :(

Hawkwind71

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You know what I hate about this stuff and why these reviews are so much better than on AW. Its the little bits of information that are like gold nuggets. For me I don't mind a size 12, if the flat is not spotless then who is looking....

But....  don't do OWO cos my boyfriend says it causes diseases. Get real. I totally agree that escorts are entitled to their own private lives but don't bring it to the workspace. It's a complete turnoff. I know most of these girls have boyfriends and they are welcome to them but please allow me my fantasy that for an hour I have an independent unattached girl who is fully engaged with being with me who, after all, is the one paying.

Another one struck off the hotlist. Thanks

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