Mad-man, four and a half years on UKP you should know what a “review” is when you start a thread called a “review”.
“You can pull regular girls” … so did you pull any regular girls?
You “went to a masaj (massage?) place” and “got a happy ending”. If you actually gave some details of where, when and how much, the procedure when you went in or ANY specific details it could help other punters.
Unless you put a bit of meat on the bone (or your bone in some meat) then your review is only on the level of hearsay.