Linda @ Thai Massage Sowerby Bridge

[Itzmurph]

Was in the area etc etc yadda yadda.

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There’s been bad reports of late on this place with greedy prices being asked, but I was in the mood for a rub down anyway and decided if they tried mortgage level prices for a tug, then I’d just not bother.

What’s to say about the location that hasn’t already been said. In one of the up and coming foodie locations, one of the Notting Hills of West Yorkshire and with an extremely indiscreet entrances, well you just know the possibility of the constant traffic both cars and pedestrians outside someone might see you go in. I dunno, maybe time for a wig and Groucho glasses as a disguise.

Booked ahead and dammit the door was locked but they soon saw me and let me in.

Prices confirmed at £25 for half, very reasonable or £40 for the hour which is increasingly the norm.

So in for half an hour and the usual shown to a room and she left whilst I got undressed. Came back and started, said her name was Linda. Sort of cute looking in a 30 something way, seen worse, I honestly have trouble describing people though unless they’ve got something outstanding like a massive hairy wart on the end of the nose or forehead tattoo.

She asked if I wanted hard or soft, and it wasn’t a bad massage at all. Some quite hurty moments on my legs which is good. Occasional crashes swipe which increased with ball brushes.

On the turn the usual question would you like extras? £70 for b2b (haha haha as if) and £30 for he. Haven’t got that sorry I replied. Didn’t seem a problem which was brilliant as some take a strop if you turn them down. She was quite happy keeping stroking my legs with the occasional todger touch. Probably trying to still upsell and she said is 20 ok? Oh go on, I won’t pay more than 20 ever for that so it’s fair enough. Might have liked to see what was under the costume but for 70 it can stay a mystery.

What followed was quite worth it and there’s not much else to say. She didn’t do much in the cleanup department but hadn’t used much oils so it’s fine I suppose. Just did the quick walk of shame out of the shop and thankfully didn’t bump smack into my girlfriend/wife/boss/vicar

Recommended but in the end, all vanilla

[viper13]

It's expensive there now.
I haven't been for a while, you can get FS elsewhere for their prices for B2B and a rub and tug.

Was this Linda Thai and who else did you see there?   

[Itzmurph]

Hi, sorry should have been a bit more explicit in my description. Yes she’s Thai but the name Linda didn’t help illustrate that. Can be certain that’s not her real name haha. Shoulder length hair, just nothing really outstanding to describe.

Fraid I didn’t see anyone else as the other girls (she said three others, oh and that she doesn’t work Fridays) were busy in other rooms and after she was the one to show me out.

Can’t say it’s a place I’d rush back to but for 25 for half an hour and the chance of someone new which is always interesting, well why not.

I notice Hua Hin at King Cross has just put their half hour up to 30, 40 for the hour which is kind of average anyway but just a heads up. Sure it used to be 25

[viper13]

Not been to the one at king Cross, what's it like there ie; how many work there and can you just walk in? 

[Niggledebits]

Not been to the one at king Cross, what's it like there ie; how many work there and can you just walk in? 

Hi Mr V

The place is on King Cross Street in a small parade of shops. I strongly suggest you ring and make an appointment.

[viper13]

Hi Mr V

The place is on King Cross Street in a small parade of shops. I strongly suggest you ring and make an appointment.

Thanks for that 

Yea, I've been past there but never called in. 
Just wondering how many work there at the moment as previously I was informed there was only one working.  If that's the case, then yes it would be advisable to ring and book as you suggest