Lulu - Balance Massage, Sheldon - Massage Only

[inbruges]

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1 hour massage: £40, declined extras due to the shit massage + Left early

Decided to see the "new girl" yesterday and was told she did a very good massage which I was after with HE.

As usual add 15 years to the advertised age of 30 (approx 45 IMO at least), lovely cleavage showing.

Probably the worst massage I've had ever - literally did nothing for me. I prefer a hard massage as opposed to relaxing - hers was soft but not relaxing.

I was seething underneath and she turned me over in about 20 minutes asking if I wanted any extras. I said no thank afterwhich it went more downhill.

At that point I made my excuses and left.

Didn't have a HE or B2B so no idea what that's like - but on the strength of the massage I probably would've hated that too.

[Jasonk71]

You seem to be good at getting crap punts @Balance

[inbruges]

You seem to be good at getting crap punts @Balance

No more "New girl" for me I guess 

[Straightsix]

You should have told her to bend over and twisted one out, breathing like a maniac, with spit flying out through gritted teeth.
Always make an impression with the new girl.

[oldmanking]

You seem to be good at getting crap punts @Balance

Maybe he should try a different after shave?