Preamble
Woke up tasting something salty, opened my bleary eyes and saw black. Confused I reached a hand out to my face to find a used black Magnum XL condom on my face, the opening resting on my lips. Yes, that must have been the taste. Threw it across the room and looked around, god I hope that condom was mine. My eyes still struggling to focus but I could see pizza boxes and empty Jack Daniel bottles everywhere, with a sprinkle of cheap Sainsburys Classic Cola cans. That's the last fucking time I invite a 19 year old Seeking Arrangements girl round to my place. But that's a whole different story...
Location
Southern Greens Ct, lower floor.
Cost
£30 that I will never ever get back.
Comms
Knocked and immediately Fishy Julia opened the door with her average Romanian face, as pickings are slim in Soho at the minute, I was impressed. Mistake #1.
Girl
She has best been described here already as 'not unattractive'. I was curious by this comment as apart from that she has been described as young and petite, just my 'type on paper'. What could go wrong I thought? Mistake #2. My description of her is that she is an average looking mid 20's Rom. You would not turn your head to look at her on the street and risk walking into a lamp post, the type of girl that needs to show flesh to get the neck twist/walk into a lamp post reaction and even that is stretching it! Her body is up my street; size 6, slim, long straight black hair, small boobs (that she refused to fully unleash) and short, around 5"3.
The Meet
Very business like with me, even though I tried to be friendly and make small talk. None of this cheery-ness that I have read about in the soho walk up thread. Pointed to menu and immediately wanted to know how much I wanted to pay to use her vagina. I chose minimal given the vibes she was giving off, smart move in the end. Took the loot and disappeared for a few minutes, came back and took her panties off, sat on the bed and motioned me over, with bra still on (hers, not mine). Uninterested tugging on my cock followed for a few seconds, the python refused to wake up and it felt like part of a military drill. So closed my eyes and thought of my girlfriend's younger sister tugging my cock, python pinged right up to 12" hitting her in the face. She looked up and gave me a sulky look.
Next up, she struggled to fit the condom on and then applied copious amounts of cheap lube with her cheap hands. Then lay back and romantically muttered "you on top". I placed my hulking frame sculpted by years of gym work on top of her, she looked like a doll (size wise, not looks lol) in my hands. She took a deep breath and put my dick in to her pussy and immediately turned her face. I eased in and started to build up a rhythm, she occasionally looked me dead in my eyes whilst I started to fuck her. Her boobs were still in her flimsy bra, I started fucking her harder and slipped them out she didn't object, her nipples were small, which I like but brown, which I don't. As I built up steam I whispered "Can I take them out?", she looked at me with disgust and said "You can see them, so no, I don't think so". This pissed me off so I started fucking her even harder, I immediately saw her hands grip onto the pillow sheets and her eyes close, however the cold answer had totally turned me off and I was starting to lose wood, I felt like I was only around 7" within 10 seconds of her comment, I was in dangerous territory of losing my boner and not cumming, something that has never, ever happened and I was not about to make this skank the first to do me like that. All my years of martial arts training and discipline were going to be needed if I was to nut inside this skank today.
I focused hard and thought of my Mr Miyagi-esque teacher, dick instantly shrunk to 5". Disaster! So I thought of Bruce Lee and what he would do if he was in a brothel balls deep in a skank, dick shrunk further to 3"! I was in serious peril, all that mystical bullshit was not helping, meanwhile I could start to smell a fishy smell from Fishy Julia's punani, dick went down to 1". I WAS IN SERIOUS DANGER!!! What could I do to save the day? was I going to have my first impotent experience? what the hell could I do???
So I closed my eyes and there she appeared, young, demure and sultry, it was my girlfriend's younger sister, she was wearing only a bra and panties and she was on her knees. Dick immediately shot up to 4", girlfriend's sister unzipped my flies and took my cock in her mouth, 7"!!! She started sucking, 10"! Then I heard her whisper my name, boom! 12"!!! we were back in action, I opened my eyes and looked at Fishy Julia, she was making all types of contorted Evil Dead-esque faces. Very off putting. It was time to finish this zombie! I started pumping hard, she started to stare into my eyes again, I then lifted her legs above her head built up a punishing rhythm and finally slammed down hard and came deep in her pussy.
exhausted and sweaty I inched out of her and rolled over, Fishy Julia hopped off and took a wet wipe and sorted herself out (no surprise). Fishy smell all up in the air like it was sprayed from a Glade can. I got up and whipped the half fitting johnny off and started wiping my python down. Fishy Julia then came to life, all cheery and shit talking to me and asking if my eyes were real? Yes, they are. She then said "You have my grandmother's eyes, that is what I was thinking when I was looking at you, so beautiful. She is blind now".
I laughed at the absurdity of the whole thing. So when I was asking to take her bra off and fuck her harder this girl was thinking about her granny? LOOOOOOOL. A very very bizarre thing to say I thought to myself. She then proceed to tell me her life story and then walked out of the room leaving me to get dressed. Bizarre but at this point I was desensitized. Heck she could have walked back in with her 103 year old granny and introduced us and I would have gone along with it.
Lessons?
Don't go back to Soho.
If someone describes someone as 'not unattractive' it's a kind way of saying they're not good looking either. Stay away.
Quit martial arts lessons, no one fucks with my physically on the street due to my sheer hulking size and Miyagi can't help in the sheets, so what's the point?
What does the future hold?
Been put off punting after this fishy escapade so may quit for a while but Fishy Julia (or her maid) if you're reading this, please get that nasty smell checked out.
AVOID
