Bit of a disappointing one, this.
The link fully written out this time is:
External Link/Members OnlyMade a last-minute booking at Thai Orchid Therapy fairly recently as I was in the area for work. Never heard of it before, didn’t do any research on here, I found it on Gumtree but I’ve linked the VS advert as it has pictures.
Seems as though they have a few staff working at any one time, I heard other people (both male and female voices) while receiving the massage. Location is near… I want to say Clifton Drive but Blackpool geography isn’t my strong suit. It’s round the corner from the street that all the parlours are on near the big Sainsbury’s. There’s parking around, spaces immediately outside but they’re 30 minutes, further down the road you’ll find 60 minutes and there is a big car park nearby for pay & display.
Door was locked when I arrived, had to ring the bell, so for a few moments you are exposed out there and I think there was a café next door or something with tables/chairs that were occupied. If you’re shy, that might put you off. Ushered in, told shoes off, taken to a room downstairs. I was asked to strip off everything, specifically everything, and to get on the table same as Billy’s review.
I purposely didn’t arrange extras from the start on this one because my intention was for a straight massage but as always, an open mind to see how it went.
No music was played inside the room, I could hear a feint sound of something from another room so that was a bit of a downer. Light wasn’t dimmed either from what I remember, plenty of candles around but none lit. Massage was okay, not brilliant, more prodding and squeezing than flowing strokes but lots of effort. Nothing around my backside, which had been left uncovered, hardly anything on the inner thigh, no CC swipes and I think I counted one accidental ball graze.
Turn over time, pillow behind head, she put a mask on and covered my old chap with a towel immediately. At this point, the review becomes a negative. She asked about extras, quoting £30 for HE. I declined on account I rarely would spend that much on a handjob (£20 being standard in my mind) and she barely listened to my response before walking towards my feet. Shame because I’ve now read Billy’s review and he got the girl he saw down to £20, which could have been the same one.
She was off in a huff and what followed for the remaining few minutes of the massage was mechanical, uninterested and devoid of the previous enthusiasm. Massaged my legs, comically ensuring that the towel was pulled further across from hip to hip a few times so nothing appeared, which made me laugh at least. Pulled my arms a couple of times and that was all she wrote.
I didn’t get the girl’s name, she had long dark hair and seemed very pretty under the mask so somebody may know who she was, probably the girl in the VS advert pictures? I was going to ask but as soon the massage was over, I was told to make my own way out and she left me alone. After I got dressed, I came out the room where I could have encountered another punter, the girl was nowhere to be seen and I guess she’d gone upstairs as I could hear more animated voices. I grabbed my shoes and exited of my own accord.
Clock said 50 minutes past when I left, I arrived dead on the hour so a little short changed on the full time.
I found the whole experience a bit strange, I can’t remember anybody’s attitude changing so much as soon as extras were declined/not arranged, light on time and being pretty much abandoned to exit the premises was a bit poor.
