Author Topic: Wendy : Chinese FBSM : Lotuswell Massage : Cotteridge : Bham - V.Pretty MILF  (Read 3996 times)

Offline lagosmargaret


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Intro : Had an exhilarating sesh with this new Milf on the block.Initially wanted to see Jenny,this establishment’s stalwart,who turned out to be taken(maybe by one of you bruvvers? ;)).Offered Wendy - turned out to be a great,if inadvertent, alternative !

Fee : 25 massage + 40 B2B + HE + RO =  65  (H/H)    * + £5  Tip *

Booking/Arrival :
Rang as I was in the area + feeling as frisky as the prize stallion at the National Stud.Mrs.Wong,the Lotuswell switchboard operator’s got conversational English and booked me in immediately - bingo.Shop on v.busy main road - go in the evening, or don your anonymizing  Covid muzzle if you’re skittish ;).Unmasked  Wendy opened ,wearing a red skirt + black tights.Initial impression-”Kerching.Whoa,I’ll have some of that” !!! :yahoo: Couldn’t get those dark grey slippers on fast enough and scoot to the shower room ;) !

Wendy
- Hard to age : somewhere in her 40s,maybe even early 50s ?
- Quite tall - 5’6” / 7”
- Size 8/lower 10ish - narrow waist,decent hips : ever -so- slightly “bottom-heavy”
- 32B (?) pert boobs with big nips.Suspect fake as I could feel masses when I suckled her
- No belly,lean + tight body for age  :yahoo:
- Pert ass,not too big tho.Solid legs.
- Really neat,shaven kitty-like a guillotine chop  :yahoo:
- Large red flower tatts across lower belly + top of both thighs

Exceptionally pretty IMO.Oval face.Pale facial complexion,could be mistaken for Japanese/Eurasian.Fine,delicate features.Black hair.Smattering of light freckles.Maybe a crazy analogy,but she reminds me of an Oriental Una Stubbs, when she used to play Aunt Sally in Worzel Gummidge.Wonder if he ever tried to punt,doubt he would get past the doorstep :P?! Pretty limited English,but a lovely,kind,accommodating girl.

Action

Washed my tackle in the rear shower room after paying my dues,avoiding Stilton knob.Zipped back into room + took ‘em off quicker than a nympho who’d been in sex lockdown.Started her phone playlist,the usual haunting Chinese instrumentals.Made myself comfy on the table + chose the “medium” option.Started on my neck and torso with oil lashings,dissolved the neck/traps tension + then orbital sander rotations + straight line planing on the shoulder blades/lower back.An occasional nuzzle/nibble on my ear.Erotic, yet  relaxing.

Onto the bottom half + gave my thighs + calves a decent going over.My tush then became her focal point :yahoo:.Lightly pummelled the glutes,+ then went bum crack potholing.Suspect she may’ve graduated from the University of Jenny FBSM (1st Class Honours),as her CC swipe MO’s identical.Ran her fingers through the ravine in a long sweep from my sack,grazing my poop rosette,exiting at my coccyx .With a 2nd  following finger for emphasis……loved this. :thumbsup:

Inevitable hushed B2B proposition.Didn’t indicate she wanted the readies upfront,but asked her to get my wallet from my jacket anyway, prefer to get it outta the way wherever poss.Then,turned over to reveal my feral boner.Expressed delight + gave him a little kiss.Sweet :angelgirl:.Enjoyed watching her undress,eagerly evaluating the goods with lascivious anticipation……...
 
Hopped on for the B2B + basically dry-humped me to oblivion.We both expertly shimmied to avoid unwanted full-on genital contact.Severely “passionate”,Kama Sutra-esque.Also had a good breastfeed while her flappers were in my face,after which her nips were like mini Biro caps.Absolutely great. :thumbsup:

So turned on I requested RO.Only tend to do this when I’m really  in the zone and the girl’s got a really neat,apparently clean puss.Twisted herself into a 69.One of the most aesthetically appealing slits I’ve seen.Precautionary smell test. Green light.No World War 1 noxious trench gases wafting around :D.Utterly odourless/tasteless. My tongue then went on an extensive serpentine slithering around her wonderfully smooth clamshell,exploring every nook and cranny of her fanny and lightly stabbing on her big O jewel.Physically juddered at this forensic exploration of her private topography.Appeared to “enjoy” it, as she started to thrust down on my lapper,effectively turning the oral into a tongue-f*ck.Simultaneously juggled with my balls like a Court Jester + pulled the plonker,ooh you can multi-task Mademoiselle.Secretly hoped she might tune into naughtier mode and start some shaft licking/OWO/ballsucking,but alas…...frustration. :cry:

A great RO phase that sadly had to close cos of Father Time (damn you).So,finished off with a decent oily HJ off her + drizzled my Skittles on the “B” of the 30min finishing gun bang.Wendy wiped my willy off with tissue,had to tell her to go easy as he was painfully sensitive.Tried to squeeze out how long she was staying,but this was hard work.Eventually got the seemingly default “2 week “ reply.Dressed + offered 3 items from their Celebrations sweetie tub.Yoo Hoo,must be special :dance:…….Ironically,one was a lollipop… Thank yous +  goodbyes.To return ASAP.Passed her an extra fiver on leaving,I was that pleased..

Walked out with an inane grin under my mask.I’d LOVE to ram her.

Summary  : A superb FBSM  with a really pretty,mature Oriental with a fit bod.She’s cute.Fairly conventional/vanilla punt,but put in 101% effort and the B2B/RO was awesome.

Score : 9.5/10

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Outstandingly pretty IMO
Good,trim body
Scintillating B2B + simulated humping
Faultless hygiene for RO + well up for a gash lash
Sweet personality
Got the full H/H
VG VFM IMO


 :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
Shop location not for the jittery
Got v.limited English,comms may be an issue
Going soon, from what I gathered


Cheers , LM  :hi:

Offline Dandare1965

Great review, really enjoyed reading that. Thank you

Offline Hazz9902

Great review! Feel I could give this a go since I’m in the area most weeks!
Will report back if I manage to go

Offline Jasonk71

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Intro : Had an exhilarating sesh with this new Milf on the block.Initially wanted to see Jenny,this establishment’s stalwart,who turned out to be taken(maybe by one of you bruvvers? ;)).Offered Wendy - turned out to be a great,if inadvertent, alternative !

Fee : 25 massage + 40 B2B + HE + RO =  65  (H/H)    * + £5  Tip *

Booking/Arrival :
Rang as I was in the area + feeling as frisky as the prize stallion at the National Stud.Mrs.Wong,the Lotuswell switchboard operator’s got conversational English and booked me in immediately - bingo.Shop on v.busy main road - go in the evening, or don your anonymizing  Covid muzzle if you’re skittish ;).Unmasked  Wendy opened ,wearing a red skirt + black tights.Initial impression-”Kerching.Whoa,I’ll have some of that” !!! :yahoo: Couldn’t get those dark grey slippers on fast enough and scoot to the shower room ;) !

Wendy
- Hard to age : somewhere in her 40s,maybe even early 50s ?
- Quite tall - 5’6” / 7”
- Size 8/lower 10ish - narrow waist,decent hips : ever -so- slightly “bottom-heavy”
- 32B (?) pert boobs with big nips.Suspect fake as I could feel masses when I suckled her
- No belly,lean + tight body for age  :yahoo:
- Pert ass,not too big tho.Solid legs.
- Really neat,shaven kitty-like a guillotine chop  :yahoo:
- Large red flower tatts across lower belly + top of both thighs

Exceptionally pretty IMO.Oval face.Pale facial complexion,could be mistaken for Japanese/Eurasian.Fine,delicate features.Black hair.Smattering of light freckles.Maybe a crazy analogy,but she reminds me of an Oriental Una Stubbs, when she used to play Aunt Sally in Worzel Gummidge.Wonder if he ever tried to punt,doubt he would get past the doorstep :P?! Pretty limited English,but a lovely,kind,accommodating girl.

Action

Washed my tackle in the rear shower room after paying my dues,avoiding Stilton knob.Zipped back into room + took ‘em off quicker than a nympho who’d been in sex lockdown.Started her phone playlist,the usual haunting Chinese instrumentals.Made myself comfy on the table + chose the “medium” option.Started on my neck and torso with oil lashings,dissolved the neck/traps tension + then orbital sander rotations + straight line planing on the shoulder blades/lower back.An occasional nuzzle/nibble on my ear.Erotic, yet  relaxing.

Onto the bottom half + gave my thighs + calves a decent going over.My tush then became her focal point :yahoo:.Lightly pummelled the glutes,+ then went bum crack potholing.Suspect she may’ve graduated from the University of Jenny FBSM (1st Class Honours),as her CC swipe MO’s identical.Ran her fingers through the ravine in a long sweep from my sack,grazing my poop rosette,exiting at my coccyx .With a 2nd  following finger for emphasis……loved this. :thumbsup:

Inevitable hushed B2B proposition.Didn’t indicate she wanted the readies upfront,but asked her to get my wallet from my jacket anyway, prefer to get it outta the way wherever poss.Then,turned over to reveal my feral boner.Expressed delight + gave him a little kiss.Sweet :angelgirl:.Enjoyed watching her undress,eagerly evaluating the goods with lascivious anticipation……...
 
Hopped on for the B2B + basically dry-humped me to oblivion.We both expertly shimmied to avoid unwanted full-on genital contact.Severely “passionate”,Kama Sutra-esque.Also had a good breastfeed while her flappers were in my face,after which her nips were like mini Biro caps.Absolutely great. :thumbsup:

So turned on I requested RO.Only tend to do this when I’m really  in the zone and the girl’s got a really neat,apparently clean puss.Twisted herself into a 69.One of the most aesthetically appealing slits I’ve seen.Precautionary smell test. Green light.No World War 1 noxious trench gases wafting around :D.Utterly odourless/tasteless. My tongue then went on an extensive serpentine slithering around her wonderfully smooth clamshell,exploring every nook and cranny of her fanny and lightly stabbing on her big O jewel.Physically juddered at this forensic exploration of her private topography.Appeared to “enjoy” it, as she started to thrust down on my lapper,effectively turning the oral into a tongue-f*ck.Simultaneously juggled with my balls like a Court Jester + pulled the plonker,ooh you can multi-task Mademoiselle.Secretly hoped she might tune into naughtier mode and start some shaft licking/OWO/ballsucking,but alas…...frustration. :cry:

A great RO phase that sadly had to close cos of Father Time (damn you).So,finished off with a decent oily HJ off her + drizzled my Skittles on the “B” of the 30min finishing gun bang.Wendy wiped my willy off with tissue,had to tell her to go easy as he was painfully sensitive.Tried to squeeze out how long she was staying,but this was hard work.Eventually got the seemingly default “2 week “ reply.Dressed + offered 3 items from their Celebrations sweetie tub.Yoo Hoo,must be special :dance:…….Ironically,one was a lollipop… Thank yous +  goodbyes.To return ASAP.Passed her an extra fiver on leaving,I was that pleased..

Walked out with an inane grin under my mask.I’d LOVE to ram her.

Summary  : A superb FBSM  with a really pretty,mature Oriental with a fit bod.She’s cute.Fairly conventional/vanilla punt,but put in 101% effort and the B2B/RO was awesome.

Score : 9.5/10

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Outstandingly pretty IMO
Good,trim body
Scintillating B2B + simulated humping
Faultless hygiene for RO + well up for a gash lash
Sweet personality
Got the full H/H
VG VFM IMO


 :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
Shop location not for the jittery
Got v.limited English,comms may be an issue
Going soon, from what I gathered


Cheers , LM  :hi:
Did this Wendy have tattoos on her legs & stomach?

Offline Jasonk71

I went to this place on Sun. Seen a lady named Wendy. Had a very good time with her.

Offline oldmanking

I went to this place on Sun. Seen a lady named Wendy. Had a very good time with her.

review, or it didn't happen.... you know the etiquette...  ;)

Offline jimmymac

Top class review as always LM! :thumbsup: