External Link/Members OnlyContinuing a run of average punts I decided try something different to massage shops and go independent in search of a good massage followed by more than a happy ending.
The search continues as this was another meh experience.
Comms were ok via a strange mix of txt and WhatsApp with answers coming on whichever one the question wasn't sent on.
Location was ok, on a main road with on street parking nearby. Normal postcode and call when you get there routine. Parked up, called and was told to wait at the bus stop just down the road. Waited there with others and a Chinese man came out and beckoned me to follow him.
It would appear I look like a punter even when standing wearing a mask with others at a bus stop!
In the back door of an ok house and introduced to Angi. Looks wise she was ok. Early 40s, bit of a tum but not overly fat, just not toned. Small boobs wearing one piece lingerie.
How long? She said. Quickly downgraded my plans from 1 HR to 30 mins for £70. Money stowed while I undressed and then face down on a mattress that felt and smelt like it might have had quite a hard week.
What followed was an average massage for 15 mins (she was naked), a quite good covered BJ (after copious use of wet wipes) and a meh shag in missionary which at times felt a bit too close to necrophilaia to be much of a turn on. Managed to finish and was wiped down and on my way with 5 minutes to spare.
This was a borderline negative but she was nice enough, looked like her profile, provided the service advertised and was clean so would be harsh to give a negative. However I won't be going the queue at the bus stop to repeat the experience.
