Author Topic: miss_ellie135 - Burnley  (Read 1405 times)


3 review(s) for miss_ellie135 (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline LavaLamp

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Gutted about this one. Her profile is red hot, pictures are smokin! Previous reviews are positive. These sadly did not add up to a winner & as such I have misgivings about carrying on with this hobby.

Occurred around two weeks ago. £70 for 30 mins.

Communications
AW email at first. Then via mobile number, which, if you read my first ever review, getting the girls mobile number is a big deal. Small mission accomplished.

Time & date organised no issues & I'm on my way.

Location
Terraced house on the outskirts of the town. Very close to M65 so really easy to get to. Quiet area, felt safe. I'm completely unfamiliar with this corner of Lancashire but nothing seemed out the ordinary.

The girl works from her house, it's super clean & tidy.

The Girl
Ellie is clean, tidy & polite. Seems a nice girl, not much conversation to be had but to be fair we aren't there for that. Her pictures are not up to date, I would say she is a dress size 16 & 3 stone heavier than her pictured depict.

This may mean she ticks boxes for you, but not me. It's a subjective thing isn't it, judging someone's attractiveness. I didn't find her attractive, I found her photos on AW very attractive.

Business Time
Despite listing DFK it were kisses on lips, like the ones you gave your nan.

Sensitive nipples resulted in me being asked to just peck them as well.

OWO was very robotic, not much enthusiasm happening. I'm thinking, it's me, maybe because I'm nervous as hell as a beginner to this hobby she is just being like for like. So I try to be enthusiastic by doing RO.

She just laid there. No sound, nothing. I looked up at one point to see if she were still awake. So I feel a bit crap now.

Anyway she suggests doggy, so we go at it. Or at least I do. I'm never going to blow my load like this.

She rejects the idea of me blowing my load on her tits & gives me a bizarre at arms length wank. It was that crap I finished it myself whilst she oooood & arrrrrrrd in my ear.

I should of just had a porn hub day.

I came away feeling quite ashamed & let down, like I had done something wrong. Proper crap punt & as such I need a breather from it I think.

Didn't want to post the review because I think she is a nice girl & I don't want to negatively impact her business in tough times but WE learn more from negative reviews (I think) so there you have it.

Offline Captain caveman 69

Dont ever feel ashamed just move on too the next hoe :hi:

Offline Briddy

Valuable review op, and looking at her profile now french kissing and owo aren't even listed shame as she does look pretty fit on her pictures

Offline Puntaway

Sounds very similar to my experiences with her. She’s obviously put some weight on though in the last 12 months as she was quite slim back then, but the service you received is almost a mirror image of what I got. Dull, mechanical and very uninterested on her part. It’s a shame though as she (was) quite attractive I thought.

Offline Saeran

She was crap when I saw here and put up a negative.