I hot listed Alice a few weeks ago when she popped up in another thread. No reviews on her, crappy pictures on AW and one dodgy review on AW. However, being Asian my curiosity was aroused.
I have recently tried to stick to fewer/better quality punts and also change my habit of punting when pissed, as its a waste of money with very little quality control.
So, being out last week, pissed and punting on a very vaguely profiled WG is disappointing on several levels.
Initial comms were good and directions were clear. The flat is in a nice, but busy part of the West End, but it's a modern flat with good shower facilities.
Unfortunately all downhill from there. After a shower is became clear that the girl I spoke to on the phone wasn't the girl I met, as she barely spoke any English. I showed her the profile on AW, went down her likes list and she nodded all the way down the list.
It was clear she understood nothing, as having established £120 for an hour, she then wanted £10 more for OWO. I must have looked quite pissed off, because she dropped the demand when I complained.
So down to business, she is quite plain, no more than 5/10 and a bit too skinny, verging on scrawny, although her tits are a bit bigger than her frame suggests.
She told me she was from Tokyo, Japan, but when I told here I used to live there, she admitted she was Chinese, and she does look rather plainly Cantonese. I asked her if she was Alice and she gave me a blank look. Eventually she decided her name was Coco or something similar.
She started with a massage which I probably shouldn't have allowed, but she was quite keen. Being a bit pissed I let it go on for too long. Finally a moved her on to what I was after.
Tried a bit of kissing first, but mouth firmly closed.
After a bit of a fumble, sent her down for some OWO, which was ok, if a little unspectacular.
Then went for 69 which she obliged, but I felt a little reluctantly. She was clean, if a little hairy.
Eventually she adjusted and went back to OWO. I decided to swap positions, so lay her down and explained I'd be requiring CIM - blank look. Pointed at her mouth and said cum here, to which she yelled "NO!"
Hmmm, ok, cum on your face? "NO!"
I noticed from her digital clock that I was at about 40 minutes, so I thought fuck it, I'll sit astride her and try a wank as close to her face as possible.
It was then that she pointed to her stomach and said "cum here".
She then tore off a strip off loo roll and literally held it as a barrier between my cock and her face.
My libido was starting to wilt, so I decided just to pop and go home, but the alcohol had other ideas. After about 50 minutes I was gradually getting there when she started trying to tell me time was up.
Bollocks to that, I'm sitting on top of her and neither of us were going anywhere.
Finally after about another 5 minutes of her complaining I came "close to" her tits and she reacted like I'd sprayed bleach on her chest. My cock was covered in loo roll before I'd even finished.
I had another shower and went home.
There was another girl in the flat and I heard what I presume was another punter come in at some stage, so it's possible the other girl is better looking, speaks English and provides a better service.
All in all:
Comms: 9/10
Location: 8.5/10
Looks: 5/10
Service: 4/10 (at best)
I'll be enforcing my new punting rules a bit more strictly in future.
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