First FKK Experience

[rockinghut]

I am starting to put together a plan for my post-covid return, and am really interested in getting the full FKK experience. I haven't tried this before, but it looks like a great way to properly indulge over a day or two. In order to fit this in, I will be utilising a return trip from Serbia, which can go through Berlin. Frankfurt, or Zurich. I have been researching the various options at each city, and have narrowed down to a few choices;

- Berlin: FKK Artemis - seems to be the biggest one, and quite well reviewed.
- Frankfurt: FKK Oases - Fewer reviews, but from what I can see its the largest in Frankfurt, and has a tantalising VIP option as well
- Frankfurt: FKK Sharks - Well reviewed, but fewer women on offer, and seems to attract the weekend drunken crowd?

I am a complete noob at these venues, so really just looking for some advice about the best one to try (ultimately I'm sure I'll try them all, but need a first step). For me money is not too important, within reason of course. I am mostly just looking at the best selection of women, and related ambience/experience. I also quite like the idea of the VIP service at Oases, which basically gives you a room on the premises. In reality I'm not sure how good that would be though. I'm looking to spend 2 days at the location before jetting off home.

[Cervixbanger]

I too have been wanting my first FKK experience (I’ve never been to Germany) but as I’d want to go in summer it might have to wait until next year. I’ve started doing some research though and heard that some (all?) have indoor smoking which would be a no-no for me as an asthmatic. Can anyone clarify the smoking policy at these establishments?

[garfield]

If you go Frankfurt then fkk mainhattens probably best option for a first time, bit smaller and friendlier, girls at oase and shatks can be bit colder more business minded.

Mainhattens also got a seperate smoke room don’t allow smoking outside of that, sharks can get smoky if that bothers you

[Cervixbanger]

If you go Frankfurt then fkk mainhattens probably best option for a first time, bit smaller and friendlier, girls at oase and shatks can be bit colder more business minded.

Mainhattens also got a seperate smoke room don’t allow smoking outside of that, sharks can get smoky if that bothers you

That’s very useful; many thanks.

[Eeyore]

If you hate smoke forget Sharks, at night it’s nicotine heaven with mainly the ladies contributing although upstairs isn’t so bad plus during the daytime / summer time there is a large garden.

I found Oase no where near as bad for smoke as Sharks but can’t comment on Mainhatten as I’ve never been because so many people have told me it’s not a decent club & the others in Hessen are far better.

I suppose it’s down to personal choice.

[Fkk]

I too have been wanting my first FKK experience (I’ve never been to Germany) but as I’d want to go in summer it might have to wait until next year. I’ve started doing some research though and heard that some (all?) have indoor smoking which would be a no-no for me as an asthmatic. Can anyone clarify the smoking policy at these establishments?

I planned to go this summer but may have to wait next spring/ summer.

I would 💯 recommend going to a Fkk club.

Downside is that they smoke in the clubs. Go in the summer as you can be out in the open air.

I can’t wait to go back. It is the ultimate experience.

50 euros for half an hour 100 euros for the hour.

All the best girls get booked up for hours with rich clients. You could go with a few friend and make your own party in one of the suites. Or just enjoy the ambiance of the club.
I met a American on the Fkk tour he did 10 days and he was well fucked.

[Malvolio]

I too have been wanting my first FKK experience (I’ve never been to Germany) but as I’d want to go in summer it might have to wait until next year. I’ve started doing some research though and heard that some (all?) have indoor smoking which would be a no-no for me as an asthmatic. Can anyone clarify the smoking policy at these establishments?

If you go in summer you can actually shag the WGs outdoors - and if you're there in summer daytime then the majority of the WGs will be outdoors.  I do know that Samya in Cologne has an outdoors smoking area and no smoking inside - however there isn't much space outdoors at all so probably not the best venue to choose for a summer visit.

From what I've seen the majority of the WGs smoke, so if you really can't tolerate smoke choose carefully.

[Cervixbanger]

If you go in summer you can actually shag the WGs outdoors - and if you're there in summer daytime then the majority of the WGs will be outdoors.  I do know that Samya in Cologne has an outdoors smoking area and no smoking inside - however there isn't much space outdoors at all so probably not the best venue to choose for a summer visit.

From what I've seen the majority of the WGs smoke, so if you really can't tolerate smoke choose carefully.

Top advice; many thanks.

[Fisherman]

This is a generalisation but in my experience it’s true ymmv of course and of course depends on the club. My experiences are from clubs in Munich

Spend some time getting the feel for the place.

Some girls will approach you and use various tactics to get you to go with them they are like a pack of sharks

I tend to look for the girls not parading about, usually sat in the bar or outside, they are usually better looking, and less pushy. Be confident enough to approach them yourself, have a chat offer them a drink if you want they will turn the conversation to business sooner or later.

Doing this improved my enjoyment no end. The sharks are desperate for business for whatever reason and often once they have you they are thinking about finishing wit you as quick as possible to get onto the next one.

The better looking more relaxed ones know they will get the business and so are more inclined take their time.

I am sure others will disagree but as I said it worked for me with some ropey experience before and some great ones after I changed my approch

[Eeyore]

This is a generalisation but in my experience it’s true ymmv of course and of course depends on the club. My experiences are from clubs in Munich

Spend some time getting the feel for the place.

Some girls will approach you and use various tactics to get you to go with them they are like a pack of sharks

I tend to look for the girls not parading about, usually sat in the bar or outside, they are usually better looking, and less pushy. Be confident enough to approach them yourself, have a chat offer them a drink if you want they will turn the conversation to business sooner or later.

Doing this improved my enjoyment no end. The sharks are desperate for business for whatever reason and often once they have you they are thinking about finishing wit you as quick as possible to get onto the next one.

The better looking more relaxed ones know they will get the business and so are more inclined take their time.

I am sure others will disagree but as I said it worked for me with some ropey experience before and some great ones after I changed my approch

I think the advice given above is very valid, yes relax, enjoy the experience but just always be aware that some of the girls are very “switched on” when it comes to selling their product for the best possible price.

This basically means agree with her for the services you want and for the price you will pay before you go to the room, otherwise some girls will take advantage of a “newbie” and encourage you to pay additionally for “extras”

I’ve been lucky in the numerous trips I’ve made, I have rarely fallen foul of the sharks. Partly due to a sixth sense but my main tip is that if the lady is prepared to spend a bit of time chatting to you then the chances are she will provide a decent service. If she isn’t interested in engaging and just asks “want to go to a room” without much discussion you can usually assume she will be just as abrupt in the room.

It sounds all very complex which it really isn’t. You will be totally stunned when you first visit especially if it’s at one of the big clubs as the atmosphere is like a pub/club with the exception of 100+ naked ladies walking about.

It’s an experience I can assure you but beware……..for some it becomes addictive  !





 

[pusfunman]

Partly due to a sixth sense but my main tip is that if the lady is prepared to spend a bit of time chatting to you then the chances are she will provide a decent service. If she isn’t interested in engaging and just asks “want to go to a room” without much discussion you can usually assume she will be just as abrupt in the room.

I'd fully agree with this. The best sessions I have had in FKKs have tended to be with the girls that want to/are happy to chat. You will find plenty who follow a script of "Hey baby, where you from? ... What your name? ... I have good idea, how about you come to room with me and we have good time?" there will be exceptions, but these aer the ones to avoid.

The other trick they will try to pull on you is to give you a "tour of the place" if they find out or judge that it is your first time. Avoid that

It's for sure an experience a red blooded male with a little bit of money in his pocket should experience!

[DrGFreeman]

Id agree with the advice to avoid the pushy girls
try and get a bit of conversation going
but dont overthink it, looking for the perfect girl.

Im still not sure on Artemis. Ok ive only been twice, but I think its a tourist trap like Palace.
Oase and Sharks are much better.

[Nicknickson]

Are the FKK's open? I've been once but meaning to go again and have a full punting weekend.

[pusfunman]

Are the FKK's open? I've been once but meaning to go again and have a full punting weekend.

The clubs in Austria and Switzerland are open. I know Artemis opens 30th June and I think clubs in NRW and a few elsewhere are open. Sharks and Oase are in Hesse which has kept the clubs shut since March 2020. No word on when they will open.

For Artemis you will need to have had both your vaccines, have recovered from COVID (no idea how you prove that…) or have had a negative test (don’t know how recent or if it needs to be PCR or the homekits/LFT).

Biggest obstruction is that due to the prevalence of the Delta variant in the UK Germany (and I presume other countries) aren’t allowing brits in or you need to quarantine in a hotel for 14 days. I can’t remember exactly.

Germany has picked up pace with the vaccine and I am hoping that by September or so it’ll be fine to go there provided you’ve had both your vaccines.

[pusfunman]

Sharks and Oase are in Hesse which has kept the clubs shut since March 2020. No word on when they will open.

Not that it matters as you won't get into Germany very easily, but Sharks is to reopen this week with testing, increased hygiene (whatever that means) and contact tracing. It's on the Sharks website now: External Link/Members Only

[Eeyore]

By the time Germany let in UK residents it will probably be at the tail end of the summer.

What I like about Sharks is the garden is the summer………..I will be a tad jealous reading of the first reports at the club as I think the girls will return fairly quickly due to the few travel restrictions in Europe.

Such a bloody shame the UK Government screwed things up by not closing the border with India earlier  !!   

[Fkk]

Great to see Sharks opening up again.

Got to agree the summer garden is great. Can’t wait to get over there again

[DocJohnson]

Sharks on a late summer day, between 3pm and 7pm would be in the top 10 places I would teleport to if I could.

I haven’t tried other FKKs but there was no drunkeness when I went in the afternoon, plenty of choice and no issue with smoke due to the ability to fuck in the cabanas outside in the large garden (reliant on good weather admittedly).

Pure pleasure factory.

I think the suggestion of getting your bearings first and not going with the first shark that has your mark inside 15 mins of entry would be wise. That approach worked for me and I had a great time.

I hope to go back in 2022. Enjoy it when you get there OP!

[filthyscotslover]

Just joined the site. I plan on going to one next year as well. Its honestly my idea of heaven

[forent]

I too have been wanting my first FKK experience (I’ve never been to Germany) but as I’d want to go in summer it might have to wait until next year. I’ve started doing some research though and heard that some (all?) have indoor smoking which would be a no-no for me as an asthmatic. Can anyone clarify the smoking policy at these establishments?

From smoke’s perspective. FKK Oase has good ventilation but people and girls are allowed to smoke in public. FKK World has a bigger lounge area so that is also good and people usually go to the balcony attached in the lounge area (used to access the garden area downstairs) for smoking so that is also slightly better but again If I am not mistaken, people can smoke in the lounge as well.

Of course I don’t have such issues so can’t speak for anyone with asthama because you might be more sensitive to something I am not.

FKK palace near Stuttgart also has quite an open lounge area and its quite big (and separate from the bar area where girls normally sit) so that might also suit you

As someone else mentioned above, FKK Sharks is quite smokey especially at night