“Lora” , Birmingham , horribly fishy stench

[teddyking]

Wanted to see this girl on the back of Pb Browns review 🤠.
Meet happened yesterday

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NUMBER: +44 7404 990569
COSTS: £60 for 30 mins
LOCATION: inner city Birmingham apartment, discreet and very clean/modern

GIRL: The girl that opened the door was facially average , 4/10. She looked aged, maybe mid to late 30s and face covered in Make up to hide signs of aging. She had terrible eye bags and body skin that looked typical for a mid 30s that was losing their elasticity. I didn’t receive service from this girl but asked her if another girl was available. The second girl was the same girl PbBrown reviewed, she looked low 30s, with large forehead wrinkles covered in heavy foundation. Body is nice with fake boobs and decent size ass. Facially 5/10

EVENT:

The event only lasted 5 mins. The BJ lasted a couple mins till the cow kept asking to fuck. I wasn’t bothered because I knew the way these roms operate is pump and dump and I only visit them for variety. Her BJ was covered at my choice and was not special. Didn’t bother asking about kissing either. We moved onto cowgirl and this lasted a couple mins, she’s completely shit at this. Moved to doggy after and she instantly complained not to go fast. The sight was nice but then something hit me... the horrible fishy smell 👎👎👎 Fucking disgusting, I couldn’t breathe and as I tried to stroke another couple seconds, the smell became even more stronger and filled the room. I immediately pulled out and called an end. Absolute disgusting. I called an end and wiped my cock with 10 baby wipes and took a deep clean ASAP when I got home. Didn’t bother asking for money back, wasn’t worth a potential conflict over £10 or £20 back.

EXTRA DETAILS

Could hear Male voice in the room while on a phone cal.
Room is at end of corridor, idiots took a few mins to open so could be easily exposed by neighbours.
Vaginal smell is that horrible fishy smell but 100x more putrid
Has prison tramp stamps all over arm, I know punters don’t like this , neither do I

RESULT

FACE 4/10
BODY 6/10
SMELL -100000 /10
SERVICE 2/10

Would I return? Hell noooo
Would I recommend ? Unless you like the smell of dead tuna  🤢🤢

Third punt this week and this is by far the worst smell I ever encountered. Another nnegative review and one neutral review to follow 🤠

[alabama1]

Sorry to hear of your traumatic experience. Reading it brought back bad memories of a similar (reviewed) experience that i had, earlier in the year. If you were anything like me, i would guess you are still attempting to scrub the smell off you 24 hours later.  Thanks anyway, it must have been a difficult review to write. 

[teddyking]

Sorry to hear of your traumatic experience. Reading it brought back bad memories of a similar (reviewed) experience that i had, earlier in the year. If you were anything like me, i would guess you are still attempting to scrub the smell off you 24 hours later.  Thanks anyway, it must have been a difficult review to write. 

Cheers Alabama 👍 , beyond me how the SP couldn’t smell her own horrible fishy vaginal BO. Or maybe it’s a trick to get punters to cum/ leave early ?

[alabama1]

It worked on me. 

[pbrown355]

Hi Teddyking, sorry this was shit, especially as you went based on my review. There are a couple of things you noticed that I didn't, but the smell sounds awful. Obviously not something I experienced. I didn't get any of the negative behaviour you got like the complaining in CG (although didn't do CG), but doggy was great and so was mish.
So sorry again, hope the next one's better.