Vanessa Sexbomb, Bristol

[BogBog1]

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Sorry if this is a bit brief. Met Vanessa earlier in the week, 30 minute incall - anal was on offer but declined, so £100, to include DFK and OWO.

Location: nice apartment building very often frequented by WGs between Temple Meads and Old Market.

Comms: no problems, quick responses by text.

The girl: obviously some of the pics are photoshopped but Vanessa is good looking - curvy but not fat in that typical Brazilian way, tanned, great tits, shaved. Tattoos comfirm the pics are really of her, although maybe she looks a bit older in the flesh there's not much in it really. Overall a pretty banging body, although as I'm not really a big tits & curvy ass guy, it didnt blow me away. Others who go for that sort of body type will love it though I'm sure.

Service: Vanessa is friendly and chatty, and tried her best. But the reason this is a neutral is that (1) no DFK, in fact hardly any kissing at all despite it being specifically agreed to when we were texting, (2) no touching her pussy, and (3) she fliched fairly dramatically when I started kissing (not biting) her nipples. She tried really hard with OWO but for whatever reason - most likely all the stuff that clearly WASN'T on offer - I really only got semi-hard throughout. We tried fucking but it wasn't happening. After about 20 minutes I gave up and went on my way.

Summary: Well, as above really. I didn't cum, and didn't get her enjoy her body in any way really, so all pretty mechanical. But in her defence, she persevered with OWO for a long time, and her body is the classic curvy Latin look that I know really does it for many of you. So a neutral from me, but I reckon others (especially if you don't care about DFK) will like her.

[B4bcock]

Sorry it didn't work for you, zak, but thanks for your review as now we all know what to expect from her.   

[ciderhead]

Was tempted myself but the limited services has put a downer on it for me.

Thanks for the review

[BogBog1]

Sorry it didn't work for you, zak, but thanks for your review as now we all know what to expect from her.   

I should add (probably to cheer myself up as much as anything!) that the following day I met up with a semi-regular Seeking Arrangement girl and it was completely debauched. So the past couple of weeks have been totally shite from a punting perspective (see my review/warning re Wet Rose), but have reminded me why for a long time I stuck strictly to SA and didn't punt any WGs at all.

I don't know what it is, but I just think it's becoming harder to find the great WGs among a sea of shite. The last PROPERLY awesome punt I had - not including the TS escort Gabriella Borges (because I know many of you don't like going down that TS route) was with the lesbian squirting duo Lily and Sussy in London, last October. As for Bristol, I literally can't remember the last time I had a 100% great WG punt with a girl (rather than a TS). Isabella Albertin was very good, as I wrote in my review at the time - but not quite up to that "holy shit, did that just happen?" level we all look for.

[Urban_G]

Had my eye on this one also, so thanks for TOFTT and saving us our hard earned

[lamboman]

Thanks will give her a miss after that review.

[victor989]

Was any of the £100 returned as the full service agreed on, was not performed ?

[BogBog1]

Was any of the £100 returned as the full service agreed on, was not performed ?

I didn't ask, so no.

[princerico]

How many of the SA are bullshitters?

Could be worth investigating, I'd like a regular.

[Jonlove69]

Thanks for the review 

It’s a bit like advertising a Tesla model plaid and arriving to find a Peugeot partner. I certainly wouldn’t be able to get it up if that happened

[BogBog1]

How many of the SA are bullshitters?

Could be worth investigating, I'd like a regular.

90% are either fakes, escorts looking for an additional income stream, deluded princess types ("pay me £500 just for the privilege of having me on your arm, we're definitely not going to have sex you creep"). But a small number are genuine, non-escorts. And when you find them, the benefits make it all worthwhile. I've fucked some absolute stunners - seriously model-quality girls who are also friendly and interesting to hang out with. I've fucked girls in various countries when travelling on business. I don't know if this is your thing, but regardless, I've fucked hands-down the most convincing trans girl I've ever seen - even stark naked in front of me it was impossible to believe she had a cock. I've had an SA girl who was so obsessed with watersports that she drank every drop literally every time I wanted to pee (including in the bathrooms of some of London's swankiest restaurants). It's been an expensive ride, but absolutely wild and I wouldn't change it for anything. 

[Honestchap]

Thanks for thr review Zak

Was looking to book her but I'll stay clear ,

Also what is a SA ?

[willabe]

Thanks mate. Been on my HL for a while now, mainly due to decent pics which we all know are often misleading. I have never found enough of a good reason to see her but now you have given me a good reason to delete, so thanks!

Sorry you were £100 the lighter for a failed 30 minute meet that only lasted 20 minutes. Would have been a negative for me!

[BogBog1]

Also what is a SA ?

Seeking Arrangement (External Link/Members Only). There are loads of discussion threads on here about it, but very briefly: it's an expensive alternative to punting, but the plus side is that the girls aren't escorts. At least, there are escorts on there, but the trick is finding the 'normal' girls who want extra cash and are happy to fuck for it. Because they're not escorts, they tend not to be skanks, and if you're good at weeding out the dross, there are girls who looks-wise are in the 8/10 and upwards category. Some are looking for stupid money, but I've had plenty (50 girls and counting) of success in the 200-300 per meet range. That's not for an hour - that's for minimum 3 or 4 hours, and many times overnight. I completely get that that's beyond some budgets. But for me these days, I'd rather have, say, 1 amazing Seeking Arrangement meet with an 8/10 hot 'normal' girl, than 3 or 4 disappointing escort meets with potentially skanky 5/10 escorts where every little thing has to be negotiated and even then disappointment is likely. These days I'm all about quality rather than quantity. That's just my opinion of course.

[willabe]

Seeking Arrangement (External Link/Members Only). There are loads of discussion threads on here about it, but very briefly: it's an expensive alternative to punting, but the plus side is that the girls aren't escorts. At least, there are escorts on there, but the trick is finding the 'normal' girls who want extra cash and are happy to fuck for it. Because they're not escorts, they tend not to be skanks, and if you're good at weeding out the dross, there are girls who looks-wise are in the 8/10 and upwards category. Some are looking for stupid money, but I've had plenty (50 girls and counting) of success in the 200-300 per meet range. That's not for an hour - that's for minimum 3 or 4 hours, and many times overnight. I completely get that that's beyond some budgets. But for me these days, I'd rather have, say, 1 amazing Seeking Arrangement meet with an 8/10 hot 'normal' girl, than 3 or 4 disappointing escort meets with potentially skanky 5/10 escorts where every little thing has to be negotiated and even then disappointment is likely. These days I'm all about quality rather than quantity. That's just my opinion of course.

That sounds great and has a definite attraction for me. I am always in the 2 hour for anywhere between £250-£350 depending on services and reviews space so this sounds like it could be a good option for me. Any tips on sifting through the crap? I guess I just search through the threads here and make my mind up....

[BogBog1]

That sounds great and has a definite attraction for me. I am always in the 2 hour for anywhere between £250-£350 depending on services and reviews space so this sounds like it could be a good option for me. Any tips on sifting through the crap? I guess I just search through the threads here and make my mind up....

Basically yes - there are loads of tips on here from all over the place, but feel free to DM me, happy to help. For me, my key tip for weeding out obvious escorts is avoid any pics that are borderline soft porn where the face is also showing. Any 'normal' girl with a normal day job is pretty unlikely to want lingerie pics all over the internet for anyone to view. Beyond that, any profile that only has a few words, or is overtly sexual, is for me a sign they're either fakes, or escorts. Oh, and any Kardashian-type hyper-glam pics where the wording says something like "keep me in the ultimate luxury to which I am accustomed" is likely to be a deluded idiot expecting thousands of pounds per month without offering anything in return.

[dpm4657]

Seeking Arrangement (External Link/Members Only). There are loads of discussion threads on here about it, but very briefly: it's an expensive alternative to punting, but the plus side is that the girls aren't escorts. At least, there are escorts on there, but the trick is finding the 'normal' girls who want extra cash and are happy to fuck for it. Because they're not escorts, they tend not to be skanks, and if you're good at weeding out the dross, there are girls who looks-wise are in the 8/10 and upwards category. Some are looking for stupid money, but I've had plenty (50 girls and counting) of success in the 200-300 per meet range. That's not for an hour - that's for minimum 3 or 4 hours, and many times overnight. I completely get that that's beyond some budgets. But for me these days, I'd rather have, say, 1 amazing Seeking Arrangement meet with an 8/10 hot 'normal' girl, than 3 or 4 disappointing escort meets with potentially skanky 5/10 escorts where every little thing has to be negotiated and even then disappointment is likely. These days I'm all about quality rather than quantity. That's just my opinion of course.

Yes this sounds ideal - i've signed up on SA, not yet taken the plunge and actually paid anything! Zak would you recommend any girls in the Exeter to Bristol area? ok to DM you?

[BogBog1]

Yes this sounds ideal - i've signed up on SA, not yet taken the plunge and actually paid anything! Zak would you recommend any girls in the Exeter to Bristol area? ok to DM you?

Sure thing - I haven't met many in the SW recently but I'm happy to help 

[Honestchap]

Thanks zak  very interesting,  will look into this

Where do you meet these ? Hotels do they accom or something else ? 200-300  for 3 4 hours sounds perfect

[BogBog1]

Thanks zak  very interesting,  will look into this

Where do you meet these ? Hotels do they accom or something else ? 200-300  for 3 4 hours sounds perfect

Hotels/airbnb every time except once - turned out she lived literally a 2 minute walk from where I was staying so (I can't remember why now), but we just ended up going back to hers. I've never met an SA girl who can accommodate - others on this board have suggested that if a girl is happy to accommodate it's a strong sign she's actually an escort, which is kind of against the point of the whole SA thing in the first place, for me anyway.

[Prince]

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Sorry if this is a bit brief. Met Vanessa earlier in the week, 30 minute incall - anal was on offer but declined, so £100, to include DFK and OWO.

Location: nice apartment building very often frequented by WGs between Temple Meads and Old Market.

Comms: no problems, quick responses by text.

The girl: obviously some of the pics are photoshopped but Vanessa is good looking - curvy but not fat in that typical Brazilian way, tanned, great tits, shaved. Tattoos comfirm the pics are really of her, although maybe she looks a bit older in the flesh there's not much in it really. Overall a pretty banging body, although as I'm not really a big tits & curvy ass guy, it didnt blow me away. Others who go for that sort of body type will love it though I'm sure.

Service: Vanessa is friendly and chatty, and tried her best. But the reason this is a neutral is that (1) no DFK, in fact hardly any kissing at all despite it being specifically agreed to when we were texting, (2) no touching her pussy, and (3) she fliched fairly dramatically when I started kissing (not biting) her nipples. She tried really hard with OWO but for whatever reason - most likely all the stuff that clearly WASN'T on offer - I really only got semi-hard throughout. We tried fucking but it wasn't happening. After about 20 minutes I gave up and went on my way.

Summary: Well, as above really. I didn't cum, and didn't get her enjoy her body in any way really, so all pretty mechanical. But in her defence, she persevered with OWO for a long time, and her body is the classic curvy Latin look that I know really does it for many of you. So a neutral from me, but I reckon others (especially if you don't care about DFK) will like her.

This is really bad form as she ticks that she is happy to 'give' rimming. Imagine she doesn't mind rimming but finds DFK too intimate.