Sexy Chocolate (Chinese) - Clapham Junction - B&S

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Visited 2 weeks ago after seeing the AW profile, the girl's name appears to be Yulan if you see one of the taps on the profile page.

Communication is ok via text.

Location: A flat in a council block 10 minutes away from CJ station. The flat is located on the top floor. Quite messy, a bit smelly and full of stuff inside.

The girl was definitely not the one in the profile. Her name was Emma, about mid to late 30's Chinese, I will say 3/10 in looks and figure.

I entered the room with a massage table, and Emma asked what I would like. The AW profile describes a FS service but Emma said this is really a massage parlour, services ranging from 30 min. massage to FS and everything in between. As I was not thrilled that the girl is not the one in the profile (and not very attractive), I opted for the £20 30 min. massage + £30 HE, and I through that was cheap enough to get a quick pop so ok.

Clothes come off and she asked if I wanted a soft / medium / hard massage. I chose medium and it was so so, nothing to shout about. Emma was actually quite nice to talk to, and we chatted while she worked my back, and then a little light tickle in my lower region before she said 'turn over'. By then I was getting a bit excited, and despite of my brain I asked if she charges anything extra. So £20 extra for nude and I somewhat regretted it as soon as her clothes came off. Touching was allowed but not down in her hairy bush. No B2B and the whole experience was very mechanical. Her hand technique was ok though and I popped after a short while.

Showered in a nasty looking bathroom to wash off the oil, and off I go.

Will not return.

[Albert96]

I've visited this place twice and being as I returned I obviously got more out of it than you. I agree about the flat which is fairly chaotic. I paid £120 for the hour. The first 30 minutes were a decent massage.

The first girl was from Hong Kong. Decent body and friendly. Oral with followed by cowgirl and missionary.

The second girl was from Beijing and had a stunning body but wore a facemask throughout so I didn't get to see the full face. Beautiful eyes though. I had no problem with her being masked up as things are so didn't ask her to remove it. No oral, obviously. I didn't find her very tight but it was enjoyable nonetheless. She finished me off with her hand.

One thing that bugs me is when they say how big you are and what a lovely large cock you have. If it was enormous it would be a turn on to hear it but being as it's probably about average it reminds me that they're just there to take your cash. The first girl didn't say anything like this but the second girl mentioned it half a dozen times.

I may go back tomorrow afternoon as I have a half day. I'm undecided at the moment but I'll write a proper review if I do.

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The frustrating thing about this place is you don't know what you'll get until you get there. Since my review I tried to ask via text who the available girl is for the day, and a brief description. I got a reply telling me 'no talking' and that was that.

If this is a massage place I understand, but I want to know a little more if I wanted FS.

It's a real shame since it is conveniently located for me, I really wish it can be my regular spot, but I will hold until I see there are more positive experiences.

[rockharders]

so im the only one whos actually seen the "yulan" girl shown in the pictures.

shame that this profile has turned into a B&S operation.

[Rogerthedodger78]

I've visited this place twice and being as I returned I obviously got more out of it than you. I agree about the flat which is fairly chaotic. I paid £120 for the hour. The first 30 minutes were a decent massage.

I may go back tomorrow afternoon as I have a half day. I'm undecided at the moment but I'll write a proper review if I do.

Of course you will do a review been a member since 2015 and contributed fuck all

Leech

[TimTam]

I've reviewed this place before, think it was moved to Regional Dicussion but yh different girl. I think they are rotated weekly or something.
Initially found them on gumtree, no pics of girls so didn't know what to expect. I have not seen girl on AW profile.

The lady handling the phone was always there, I found her fairly attractive. Better then the actual girls who were much older.
She gave massage and HJ once because no one else was there. I had asked for her a few times but she kept rejecting, saying not working or asked for more than usual price which I then rejected.

Massage + HJ (1hour) - £70/80
Massage + topless HJ (1hour) - £80/90
Massage + B2B (1hour) - £100
Massage + Sex (1hour) - £120

Not 100% sure with these prices/offers but this was basically what is allowed. Topless/B2B is not worth paying in my experience.

[Albert96]

Of course you will do a review been a member since 2015 and contributed fuck all

Leech

I’ve contributed in this thread so I’m not sure how that equates to fuck all.

Twat.

[rockharders]

I’ve contributed in this thread so I’m not sure how that equates to fuck all.

Twat.

youve posted zero reviews
how about you contribute something instead of being a useless cunt here.

leech

[Albert96]

I commented on a previous review which I thought people might find useful. Others also commented so I don’t think that I’m the cunt here.