Fuckme_Carmenxo Glasgow

[Dman88]

It's not a personal attack, it's fact... 
How would she know if punters get tested or not, word of mouth?...
Here's a wee eg. For you... Go to SandyFord, get tested, get the results back in 10-14 days, Inbetween that period from getting tested someone barebacks 5 civvies... How does that certificate work for you then?

Can we get a fact checker on that please?

Totally get that the risk is always going to be there. But said someone who barebacked 5 civvies is a lot more responsible than the person who never even bothered to visit the clinic.

[Clattypats]

Can we get a fact checker on that please?

Totally get that the risk is always going to be there. But said someone who barebacked 5 civvies is a lot more responsible than the person who never even bothered to visit the clinic.

Can you read my post properly please, I'm starting to think it's me that's dense... 

[Dman88]

It's not a personal attack, it's fact... 
How would she know if punters get tested or not, word of mouth?...
Here's a wee eg. For you... Go to SandyFord, get tested, get the results back in 10-14 days, Inbetween that period from getting tested someone barebacks 5 civvies... How does that certificate work for you then?

Here’s a wee eg for you. Alisha doesn’t require anyone to get tested. Punter with a disease comes in. She sucks 100 cocks in the 3 months between getting herself tested. I don’t know how good your maths is, but I think that would equate to 101 infected punters. If the first guy got tested prior to visiting, it would have stopped the other 100 from catching it!

So I’m not sure what exactly the point your trying to make here is. But I certainly don’t think it’s a bad thing for everyone to get tested

[Dman88]

Can you read my post properly please, I'm starting to think it's me that's dense... 

I think you might be right   

[Boinky]

She's living in cloud cuckoo land if she expects large numbers of punters to have a certificate and that it would actually be worth anything.

Never had a certificate, but would it even have your name on it?

If so, I wouldn't show it to a WG so she knows my real full name. I apply WG rules to my punting and don't use my real name, occupation etc.

If not it could be anyone's and copied/passed around.

[Clattypats]

Here’s a wee eg for you. Alisha doesn’t require anyone to get tested. Punter with a disease comes in. She sucks 100 cocks in the 3 months between getting herself tested. I don’t know how good your maths is, but I think that would equate to 101 infected punters. If the first guy got tested prior to visiting, it would have stopped the other 100 from catching it!

So I’m not sure what exactly the point your trying to make here is. But I certainly don’t think it’s a bad thing for everyone to get tested

You said she does require that now, earlier in the thread, and possibly a certificate or she won't see said punter... FFS, can you at least remember what you're posting..

Anyway, irrespective, WTF has it got to do with you anyway what she does or doesn't do, more to the point?

You ain't grasping anything else I've said, so hopefully that's an easy one... 

[Dman88]

She's living in cloud cuckoo land if she expects large numbers of punters to have a certificate and that it would actually be worth anything.

Never had a certificate, but would it even have your name on it?

If so, I wouldn't show it to a WG so she knows my real full name. I apply WG rules to my punting and don't use my real name, occupation etc.

If not it could be anyone's and copied/passed around.

I think it’s only folk on here who have mentioned anything about a certificate. She has required that all new clients get tested before seeing her. I don’t know why anyone would go to the bother of passing around a fake test result when they could just get themselves checked 

[Dman88]

You said she does require that now, earlier in the thread, and possibly a certificate or she won't see said punter... FFS, can you at least remember what you're posting..

Anyway, irrespective, WTF has it got to do with you anyway what she does or doesn't do, more to the point?

You ain't grasping anything else I've said, so hopefully that's an easy one... 

Lol I think it’s you who’s not grasping anything. That was a “wee eg for you”. Like your man with his 5 civvies

[Clattypats]

I think it’s only folk on here who have mentioned anything about a certificate. She has required that all new clients get tested before seeing her. I don’t know why anyone would go to the bother of passing around a fake test result when they could just get themselves checked 

How does she know they have been tested/get regularly tested?/

[Dman88]

Anyway, irrespective, WTF has it got to do with you anyway what she does or doesn't do, more to the point?

Well, considering I’m still planning on visiting her when she returns. It’s in my best interest that the rest of her clients are clean.

Clean meaning not infected, I know you have a hard time understanding

[Clattypats]

Unbelievable! Honestly, I've never encountered anyone on here like you... 

[Dman88]

How does she know they have been tested/get regularly tested?/

You would have to ask her that

[Dman88]

Unbelievable! Honestly, I've never encountered anyone on here like you... 

What don’t you believe?

[Clattypats]

You would have to ask her that

Why, are you not her spokesperson?... that has no clue about punting, getting tested, the period inbetween getting tested and getting results back, and what could happen in that "window"...

If she takes everything at face value as you seem to, then yous are both in trouble... 

[Dman88]

Why, are you not her spokesperson?... that has no clue about punting, getting tested, the period inbetween getting tested and getting results back, and what could happen in that "window"...

If she takes everything at face value as you seem to, then yous are both in trouble... 

So, you’re saying because there’s a “window” then punters should just not bother to get tested? Great idea!

[Clattypats]

So, you’re saying because there’s a “window” then punters should just not bother to get tested? Great idea!

No, I'm saying requesting a cert is pretty pointless, and if she now doesn't want a cert then she can believe whatever the fuck Joe bloggs tells her...

I've basically explained that about 20 posts ago... 

Where is your post where you took a break for 3 years due to being in a relationship? It doesn't exist, does it?... 

[Clattypats]

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1 hour in call £160

Happened fairly recently.

Comms were v  good . Messaged her via AW to enquire about availability, got a quick reply then booking arranged with a couple more emails and then by text. No issues at all.

Location was a  tenement flat in Shawlands. A bit sparse, could do with a bath mat and better lighting in the bedroom, but otherwise fine. Don’t know if this is a short term let or her working flat. (Probs should’ve asked)


SP is as described in her previous reviews as Alisha when she was with GEA. Petite, slim, smallish natural tits, cracking wee arse and a  cute, pretty face. As previously mentioned she does have some stretch marks on her belly, didn’t bother me.
She’s very nicely proportioned and has a sort of sweet innocent look about her 

As soon as I arrived was greeted with a big smile and kiss. She was dressed in a nice thong and bra set with stockings and a sheer robe over the top of it. Handed over the dosh and had a good snog and grope of that arse before jumping in the shower.
Then it was straight into the action.

Services were DFK, OWO with CIM and swallow, RO, light fingering, protected sex and a coupla’ pops.
Her BJ is excellent, loads of spitting and attention to and under the balls. Lots of eye contact too while she tongued and tongued before going for it with DT. She also got incredibly wet just from sucking dick. My kind of girl!
She was clean and smooth and incredibly responsive to RO with a lovely wee tight pussy.
The actual fucking itself was superb. Hard,  fast, energetic  and raw, almost animalistic with her screaming her head off and ranting filth the whole time. The filth coming out her mouth juxtaposed with that sweet innocent looking face really adds to the fun. Felt like I’d had quite the workout when we were done..

Overall a great punt, I had a lot of fun and I’d go back in a heartbeat.
She’s a good laugh and has her whoring persona down to a T IMO.  Her brief description in her AW page pretty much sums her up perfectly.
 She clearly knows her strengths as an SP and uses them well.

Sorry OP for derailing your review... 

[Dman88]

No, I'm saying requesting a cert is pretty pointless, and if she now doesn't want a cert then she can believe whatever the fuck Joe bloggs tells her...

I've basically explained that about 20 posts ago... 

Where is your post where you took a break for 3 years due to being in a relationship? It doesn't exist, does it?... 

Tbh I think she has enough regulars that she doesn’t really need joe bloggs anyway. I’m sure she’s not daft, and will know if someone is genuine about getting tested. I know she’s blocked a lot of people for questioning the new conditions.

Lol. If you find it in the next 5 mins you win an Easter egg! 

[Clattypats]

Lol. If you find it in the next 5 mins you win an Easter egg! 

If you can't answer a question, come out with a trolling comment!... 

[Dman88]

If you can't answer a question, come out with a trolling comment!... 

I can answer, but I won’t. Just testing your eye sight, maybe you should book an eye test for the same time as your alleged 12 weekly STD check

[Clattypats]

I can answer, but I won’t. Just testing your eye sight, maybe you should book an eye test for the same time as your alleged 12 weekly STD check

Nothing alleged about it, and at least I know the ins and outs of STI screening and had my hep b vaac also (look it up)
Still waiting on this supposed post you made that "doesn't exist" 

[Abdhal]

Seems like, quite a few clients aren't getting tested regularly, or even at all. 
What's to say this sp, has been with someone, that's not been tested, then picked up something from them. 
People having casual sex, should get tested. 
If you are worried about being seen at a gum clinic, do a home testing kit.
They are free on the NHS, or about 30 pounds from boots, or superdrug.

[Dman88]

Nothing alleged about it, and at least I know the ins and outs of STI screening and had my hep b vaac also (look it up)
Still waiting on this supposed post you made that "doesn't exist" 

You know the ins and outs, yet you are disagreeing with a WG who sees multiple clients requiring that they are tested first. Why don’t you ask your sexual health advisor if there is a better approach? No, clatty knows best of course 

You must be getting lazy in your old age! It’s definitely there

[Dman88]

Seems like, quite a few clients aren't getting tested regularly, or even at all. 
What's to say this sp, has been with someone, that's not been tested, then picked up something from them. 
People having casual sex, should get tested. 
If you are worried about being seen at a gum clinic, do a home testing kit.
They are free on the NHS, or about 30 pounds from boots, or superdrug.

It’s frightening that there’s people with this attitude! Anyone engaging in OWO should be getting tested regularly as well

[Abdhal]

You know the ins and outs, yet you are disagreeing with a WG who sees multiple clients requiring that they are tested first. Why don’t you ask your sexual health advisor if there is a better approach? No, clatty knows best of course 

You must be getting lazy in your old age! It’s definitely there

I think you are lazy.
If you can't find the link, what you quoted, you are probably lying. 

[Clattypats]

You know the ins and outs, yet you are disagreeing with a WG who sees multiple clients requiring that they are tested first. Why don’t you ask your sexual health advisor if there is a better approach? No, clatty knows best of course 

You must be getting lazy in your old age! It’s definitely there

maybe someone else on here can explain it to you, because it ain't sinking in, or you're intentionally acting stupid... Where have I said punters shouldn't get tested regularly?

Try get this through your thick bonce... How would your GF Alisha know if a punter has actually been tested/gets tested regularly or not... Because a punter tells her... If she's as daft as you and takes that at face value then more fool her...

Does she get tested regularly? Remember it's both parties that have a responsibility to stay as safe as they can, or does that escape you?

[Clattypats]

I think you are lazy.
If yu can't find, what you quoted, you are probably lying. 

"He's" trolling now tbh... 

[Clattypats]

It’s frightening that there’s people with this attitude! Anyone engaging in OWO should be getting tested regularly as well

Punting clearly isn't for you... If you are naive enough to believe EVERY punter and EVERY Wg gets regularly tested, you are kidding yourself on.... 

[Abdhal]

Punting clearly isn't for you... If you are naive enough to believe EVERY punter and EVERY Wg gets regularly tested, you are kidding yourself on.... 

You are correct there. 
Saw a sp a few years back, when I was putting my clothes back on, I had a text from the Sandyford. 
It was a reminder, that I was due an appointment. 
I told her this, she seemed surprised, and pleased that I was getting tested.
Think she said something like, I don't think many of my regulars get tested. 

[Neverthere]

Punting clearly isn't for you... If you are naive enough to believe EVERY punter and EVERY Wg gets regularly tested, you are kidding yourself on.... 

This definitely the issue Clatty with regards to testing. (Removed)

Think the focus for some has only been about catching Covid and forgetting reality!

[Clattypats]

This definitely the issue Clatty with regards to testing.

Think the focus for some has only been about catching Covid and forgetting reality!

Remember, I'm only talking in general, fingers can't be pointed at anyone or accusations made, I'm only trying to explain to that eejit the way punting/escorting is/can be... 

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[Clattypats]

You are correct there. 
Saw a sp a few years back, when I was putting my clothes back on, I had a text from the Sandyford. 
It was a reminder, that I was due an appointment. 
I told her this, she seemed surprised, and pleased that I was getting tested.
Think she said something like, I don't think many of my regulars get tested. 

I look at it this way... There will be many punters that aren't on forums that think nothing of it... They'll shag WGs however often and not think twice about getting tested, as will punters on forums...

More likely to pick up valuable info if on a forum though then make educated decisions based upon that...

[Neverthere]

Remember, I'm only talking in general, fingers can't be pointed at anyone or accusations made, I'm only trying to explain to that eejit the way punting/escorting is/can be... 

Oh yes got that loud and clear, but someone not quite got the grasp of it ......yet

[Clattypats]

Oh yes got that loud and clear, but someone not quite got the grasp of it ......yet

I'm exhausted trying... 

[Dman88]

maybe someone else on here can explain it to you, because it ain't sinking in, or you're intentionally acting stupid... Where have I said punters shouldn't get tested regularly?

Try get this through your thick bonce... How would your GF Alisha know if a punter has actually been tested/gets tested regularly or not... Because a punter tells her... If she's as daft as you and takes that at face value then more fool her...

Does she get tested regularly? Remember it's both parties that have a responsibility to stay as safe as they can, or does that escape you?

I think maybe you need to get it through your thick bonce that she has the means to pick and choose who she sees and those that are actively reporting back about their testing endeavours have more chance of being considered than those who protest about it or call her naive because people could be sending fake results. Anyway, what would fake results achieve other than potentially having an untreated infection and then potentially passing an infection on to someone else. Why would that even go through your head?

Yes I know 100% she gets tested regularly, which is probably why she expects her clients to do the same and rightly so! And no it certainly doesn’t escape me, I’m actively giving feedback on my sexual health status and have no issues doing so! Bewilders me why anyone would!

[Clattypats]

I think maybe you need to get it through your thick bonce that she has the means to pick and choose who she sees and those that are actively reporting back about their testing endeavours have more chance of being considered than those who protest about it or call her naive because people could be sending fake results. Anyway, what would fake results achieve other than potentially having an untreated infection and then potentially passing an infection on to someone else. Why would that even go through your head?

Yes I know 100% she gets tested regularly, which is probably why she expects her clients to do the same and rightly so! And no it certainly doesn’t escape me, I’m actively giving feedback on my sexual health status and have no issues doing so! Bewilders me why anyone would!

Are you living in some kind of parallel universe! 
I've never in my time on here encountered such a moron as you... I've explained to you about 30 posts back now, you've failed to comprehend anything, you think you are Alishas BF, or pimp...

I don't even believe you punt now, your reviews are lacking in substance, and I still believe you also could be a Wg from that agency, and if you aren't, then there's something very strange... 

[Clattypats]

I think maybe you need to get it through your thick bonce that she has the means to pick and choose who she sees and those that are actively reporting back about their testing endeavours have more chance of being considered than those who protest about it or call her naive because people could be sending fake results.Anyway, what would fake results achieve other than potentially having an untreated infection and then potentially passing an infection on to someone else. Why would that even go through your head?

Yes I know 100% she gets tested regularly

Oh do punters need to send her results now!   

Do you go with her to the GUM clinic and hold her hand to make sure she gets tested? 

[Dman88]

Are you living in some kind of parallel universe! 
I've never in my time on here encountered such a moron as you... I've explained to you about 30 posts back now, you've failed to comprehend anything, you think you are Alishas BF, or pimp...

I don't even believe you punt now, your reviews are lacking in substance, and I still believe you also could be a Wg from that agency, and if you aren't, then there's something very strange... 

Sorry to break it to you clatty, but what you believe doesn’t have any impact on me whatsoever. I’m none of the above and you can fantasise all you want but that doesn’t make it true. Some imagination you’ve got!

[Clattypats]

Sorry to break it to you clatty, but what you believe doesn’t have any impact on me whatsoever. I’m none of the above and you can fantasise all you want but that doesn’t make it true. Some imagination you’ve got!

Poor Alisha, that's all I can say... 

[daviemac]

Got the same reply, clear as mud.
Post removed by mod, contravenes rule #25

I can understand new members being unsure of the rules but you've been a member nearly 6 years, no excuse for you.

I would suggest everyone reads the rules again to make sure such allegations are not repeated.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

[mickey1967]

Had Alisha on my hot list since she left GEA, she cancelled on me about a month ago when she took two weeks off then.

This latest two/three week break just throws up too many red flags for me, something odd going on.

[Glesgaboy]

Yeh
I tend to agree Mickey.
I’ll wait a while until she and all of this settles down 

[Problem Child]

Sorry OP for derailing your review... 

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[Boinky]

Seems like, quite a few clients aren't getting tested regularly, or even at all. 

I haven't been tested in over 18 months....












I haven't punted in 18 months either though.   

[mikemole]

Superb review 

I saw this SP when I was back up recently and will add my own if I am permitted to do so?  My 'Alisha' review was only a few months ago, so perhaps enough time hasn't elapsed?

Hope the issues don't continue, I had a very similar experience to this one and would return.

[OGS20]

Here's a wee eg. For you... Go to SandyFord, get tested, get the results back in 10-14 days, Inbetween that period from getting tested someone barebacks 5 civvies... How does that certificate work for you then?

The certificate would still give a good indication of the sexual health of this hypothetical person before that period. I can understand dman being confused and thinking you're arguing against testing because that's exactly what you're doing with this warped logic.

I think Carmen's strategy could be effective. Someone who has never been tested might not know enough about the process to understand how to effectively fake results even though it's easy and therefore not bothering to book or getting tested would be easier.

So her policy could be an effective way to discourage those who do not look after their sexual health or to encourage her visitors to do so.

[Dman88]

Here's a wee eg. For you... Go to SandyFord, get tested, get the results back in 10-14 days, Inbetween that period from getting tested someone barebacks 5 civvies... How does that certificate work for you then?

5 civvies in 2 weeks? This guys doing well! What’s his secret? 

[Glesgaboy]

Brut33

[peedee7]

I can understand new members being unsure of the rules but you've been a member nearly 6 years, no excuse for you.

I would suggest everyone reads the rules again to make sure such allegations are not repeated.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

Fair enough, apologies, fingers before brain moment.

[Problem Child]

Superb review 

I saw this SP when I was back up recently and will add my own if I am permitted to do so?  My 'Alisha' review was only a few months ago, so perhaps enough time hasn't elapsed?

Hope the issues don't continue, I had a very similar experience to this one and would return.

Nice one. 

Glad she’s just as good on return visits.
I’m looking forward to her return.
I’ve had a few great punts recently , but Carmen was the most fun.