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External Link/Members OnlyI decided to pay her a visit after seeing all of the positive reviews. I didn't find her particularly attractive from the photos but I figured I'd enjoy the service.
Time: £60 for 30 minutes
The girl: Not my type at all. She was wearing a towel when she let me in and when it came off, it revealed a rather large belly. Facially, I don't find her attractive either.
Attitude: Honestly welcoming enough. No issues here.
The services: You're about to see why this review is pitifully short. Once I walk in, she just stands in the corner and tells me to undress. Nothing organic about it. Once that's done, we walk over to eachother and start kissing. It wasn't DFK. It wasn't even LFK. It was closed-mouth kissing of the worst kind (hardly any lip action). I was already regretting this punt. To add insult to injury, her mouth tasted of Listerine so I don't imagine the kissing would have been pleasant either way. After about 30 seconds, we move to the bed and she sucks me off (I'm still flaccid). I didn't really enjoy the sensation and I wasn't turned on at all. Usually I enjoy eye contact during a blowjob but not this time. It felt like she wanted a reaction every time she looked at me, so I just closed my eyes for a bit. By this point, I'm semi-flaccid and she decides to get on top. She rides me in cowgirl for literally 10 seconds before suggesting doggy. This turns me off even further. We switch to doggy but with my semi-flaccid hard on fading, it was impossible to stick it in. I've fucked girls with bigger asses, hers was just big in a way that juts towards you (rather than being wide). I wish it looked like the first picture on her adultwork but to my eyes, it was nothing like that.
I decided to ask her to kiss since that usually gets me going. It was the same terrible kissing from earlier and I told her to stop. I said I was calling it and decided to leave early. By this point I had been there for just under 10 minutes so I asked for £20 back to make it a 15 minute booking. To her credit, she agreed and that was the only consolation from this experience. It's been a long time since a punt has put me in a low mood, but here I really felt like I wasted £40 in the worst way possible. I wasted my lunch break. I got nowhere near cumming. I should have trusted my gut feeling and left once I saw her (or even when she asked me to undress, or as soon as we started kissing or whatever you'd call what she was doing).
This was my first truly poor experience in a while.
Topic: BootyBecky - Wembley - One of my worst punts (Read 2416 times)