Lisa - Sawadee - Hillsborough

[eightplus]

After getting the knock back from Pinky at Muang and no one else available decide to try Sawadee.
Lisa at Sawadee
Coms -: Phoned on land line and booked Lisa, lucky she was free.
Place : shop on busy Main Street in Hillsborough next to tram stop.
Girl -: Small Lady called Lisa said she was mid forty small tits  trim body.
Price 40hr massage + 40 for B2B
After getting the knock back by pinky at Muang gone for her COVID jab !!, I decided to try Lisa at Sawadee after reading reviews on here, arrived at the shop just my luck tram pulled up at the same time so walked past till tram had gone, door open so no waiting met my a fat Thai lady at reception told me Lisa was running 10 minutes late, not a problem had plenty of time so decided to walk around Hillsborough for 10 minutes, on my return Lisa was waiting at reception for me, led me upstairs to the room at the back, in the room was a mattress on the floor and a table in the middle chose the table, she told me to undress and would be back in 5 minutes. Laid on the table bollock naked she gave my bum a slap and giggled, ok I thought things are looking better, she starts with the massage but never shuts up rattling on and her laugh I think they could hear it in the football ground, sorry but it took the pleasure away for me, I was glad when she said turn over please at this point she asked if I would like anything else, I ask if B2B was on offer it’s 40, seems to be the going rate so accepted, and within a second she was totally naked and was oiling me and herself, she started running her body up and down mine, to be
fare she is very slim on the skinny side with very small saggy tits unfortunately I like my ladies to have a little more meat on them with a full breast, she tried giving me a tity wank but it wasn’t quite happening at this point she did mention she was thinking of having her breast done, I said I would be back if she did, she then applied more oil on the old man and jerked be off till the old man spat at her.
She then tried to clean me up and rub the excess oil off me with the towel, paid her the extra, she said see you down stairs and she left me to get dressed. There is only a sink in the room so tried my best to get a least the oil off the old man before putting on my clothes, 1hr later and off I goes, again outside there’s a que Waiting for the tram.
Overall-: Nice girl, but not for me (never shuts up which spoiled what should have been a relaxing time and l like a decent pair of breast)
Venue -: clean and tidy but not very discrete, better washing facilities required, shower upstairs maybe.
Would I return-: No, I have given a negative because IMO the girl is to loud,slim and no tits, the place lacks good washing facilities and not very discrete so sorry Negative for me.

[chandlerhandler]

After getting the knock back from Pinky at Muang and no one else available decide to try Sawadee.
Lisa at Sawadee
Coms -: Phoned on land line and booked Lisa, lucky she was free.
Place : shop on busy Main Street in Hillsborough next to tram stop.
Girl -: Small Lady called Lisa said she was mid forty small tits  trim body.
Price 40hr massage + 40 for B2B
After getting the knock back by pinky at Muang gone for her COVID jab !!, I decided to try Lisa at Sawadee after reading reviews on here, arrived at the shop just my luck tram pulled up at the same time so walked past till tram had gone, door open so no waiting met my a fat Thai lady at reception told me Lisa was running 10 minutes late, not a problem had plenty of time so decided to walk around Hillsborough for 10 minutes, on my return Lisa was waiting at reception for me, led me upstairs to the room at the back, in the room was a mattress on the floor and a table in the middle chose the table, she told me to undress and would be back in 5 minutes. Laid on the table bollock naked she gave my bum a slap and giggled, ok I thought things are looking better, she starts with the massage but never shuts up rattling on and her laugh I think they could hear it in the football ground, sorry but it took the pleasure away for me, I was glad when she said turn over please at this point she asked if I would like anything else, I ask if B2B was on offer it’s 40, seems to be the going rate so accepted, and within a second she was totally naked and was oiling me and herself, she started running her body up and down mine, to be
fare she is very slim on the skinny side with very small saggy tits unfortunately I like my ladies to have a little more meat on them with a full breast, she tried giving me a tity wank but it wasn’t quite happening at this point she did mention she was thinking of having her breast done, I said I would be back if she did, she then applied more oil on the old man and jerked be off till the old man spat at her.
She then tried to clean me up and rub the excess oil off me with the towel, paid her the extra, she said see you down stairs and she left me to get dressed. There is only a sink in the room so tried my best to get a least the oil off the old man before putting on my clothes, 1hr later and off I goes, again outside there’s a que Waiting for the tram.
Overall-: Nice girl, but not for me (never shuts up which spoiled what should have been a relaxing time and l like a decent pair of breast)
Venue -: clean and tidy but not very discrete, better washing facilities required, shower upstairs maybe.
Would I return-: No, I have given a negative because IMO the girl is to loud,slim and no tits, the place lacks good washing facilities and not very discrete so sorry Negative for me.

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[Goldfinch]

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[Night-Owl]

So you looked at a Thai bird who I'm assuming had small tits when you met her at reception.... And then you were surprised she had small tits during B2B.

Did her tits magically shrink?

You've also posted that you've seen her before anyway and that you've been to this venue before.... And that she "has very small tits"

Most bizarre negative I've seen in a while.

Seriously do you walk into a restaurant and give them stick for serving you exactly what you asked for?

Don't get me wrong it's great you've decided to contribute but WTH?

[The0neAnd0nly]

If this is who used to be Sunny at Muang really surprised to hear she has saggy tits according to reviewer.

I always found her tits pert and not saggy at all and whilst not big definitely a handful. Each to their own though and not seen her for over a year so guess could have changed or depending on what your looking for

[fforte]

If this is who used to be Sunny at Muang really surprised to hear she has saggy tits according to reviewer.

I always found her tits pert and not saggy at all and whilst not big definitely a handful. Each to their own though and not seen her for over a year so guess could have changed or depending on what your looking for

Shes not changed. She has lost a little weight which is not good imo but she's the same Sunny.

[fforte]

The fat lady at reception  😂😂😂😂 that's the owner Kannika she  won't be please to her that lol.

[STEVO 69]

So you looked at a Thai bird who I'm assuming had small tits when you met her at reception.... And then you were surprised she had small tits during B2B.

Did her tits magically shrink?

You've also posted that you've seen her before anyway and that you've been to this venue before.... And that she "has very small tits"

Most bizarre negative I've seen in a while.

Seriously do you walk into a restaurant and give them stick for serving you exactly what you asked for.







Could be the review eightplus said he was going to send on his JAN 10 post, when he stated he had seen Lisa at Sawadee    Very strange indeed.

[eightplus]

Nice push up bra till the bra came off but it was the constant rattling and laughing also the not so discreet
Entrance, unfortunately if that was the owner she is fat.
Like one punter has said everybody to their own taste.

[sgt9876]

Something that strikes me as odd is, the OP got very defensive on another thread about people’s annoyance at Muang raising their prices, telling everyone to just pay it because of the service and facilities are better than anywhere else.

On that same thread it was mentioned by another punter that you get better value for money at Sawadee; and a couple of days later this, fairly harsh, negative review appears.  And the negative description of Lisa (Sunny) differs from pretty much everyone else’s description that’s seen and reviewed her before.

That just might be the cynic in me, but it comes across a bit suspicious.

[eightplus]

Regarding the comments made on the increase price,I was just stating the fact that the price increase was advertised on Gumtree, so punters new the new price so could make an informed decision whether to pay. I stated in this review I was let down after making a booking so will not be going back to either establishment. Regarding my opinion of Lisa it is my opinion which I am entitled too.

[Night-Owl]

 Sounds like someone has an axe to grind to me.

Entire post is contradictory to the Ops own posts.

[fforte]

Something that strikes me as odd is, the OP got very defensive on another thread about people’s annoyance at Muang raising their prices, telling everyone to just pay it because of the service and facilities are better than anywhere else.

On that same thread it was mentioned by another punter that you get better value for money at Sawadee; and a couple of days later this, fairly harsh, negative review appears.  And the negative description of Lisa (Sunny) differs from pretty much everyone else’s description that’s seen and reviewed her before.

That just might be the cynic in me, but it comes across a bit suspicious.

Definitely a bit suspicious as Lisa(Sunny) had a fall out with the Muang ownership. Lisa dies chatter a lot but delivers the goods. The owner is fat well fatter thsn  she was when she opened Sawadee inn2013 but perhaps having a baby has contributed to this. I don’t really see tge rekevance is saying she’s fat when you’re not seeing her.

In my opinion sour grains from someone associated with Muang.

[eightplus]

Just 12 reviews in over 7yrs and none on the person you seem hell bent in defending, have you ever seen her, seems more suspicious to me white night maybe.

[Night-Owl]

Just 12 reviews in over 7yrs and none on the person you seem hell bent in defending, have you ever seen her, seems more suspicious to me white night maybe.

Seriously fella, youre out of order saying anyone here is whiteknighting.

As others have posted you defended this place for raising prices which means you know the venue and have likely been before. Which you ADMIT because you comment on the girl in this review on other threads prior to posting this review. That would all be fine, but the way youve attacked the venue, the owner and the girl in this thread runs under a completly different line to what you have already publicly stated. Dont me shocked if people say its either BS or someone at the place didnt take you up on your offer of a date or something like that. It comes across as Axe grinding and multiple members, with dozens of reviews between them have come to that line of thinking.

Rather than defend yourself or address our points you chuck insults. Says alot IMHO.