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She has pictures on her WhatsApp that are accurate: 07394 283089
TLDR: No full service, but holy shit, not required!!! Very very good!
Cost: £100 for 1hr + 30 minutes not paid for!
Logistics: Popular gated flats
(Street name removed) There is a free parking around but I'd just pay for the manned parking opposite as car break ins in that area are rife (lots of posters about)
Accomodation: Nice apartment. Shower is small though!
Comms: All done over WhatsApp. Pretty much effortless and accurate.
Appearance: Really really nice! Fern is 46, but don't let that put you off. From her body you'd think she was 30. Slim, toned, fake boobs that are nice. I believe some people have raised the TS card. I'm no gynecologist, but I'd bet my house and car on her always having been a her. Of course you are free to make your own mind up
The meet: Took place late May. Arranged to see her a couple of hours before the meet was due. This was the third time I have seen her (yeah yeah, I should have reviewed but I'm feeling guilty so here we go!). Really really easy to arrange and all done over WhatsApp. Instructions are provided as and when you're at each point of entry. The place is busy so no suspicion. Fern is pretty but not what I'd call stunning in terms of facial features. Body wise, she is amazing - tight, slim, toned. Nice!! Shower is offered and it is bloody small! It is functional though and works fine.
Once showered I was shown to the bed whilst Fern disappears for a few minutes. That's fine and not time wasting as you'll find out! On my front and Fern asks how you'd like the massage - soft, medium or firm. I opted for as firm as she could offer. It was very pleasurable and lasts for about 25 minutes. She does like to talk during the massage and I really liked this. It was getting to know for the first time and then just nice to chat see what was going on etc for follow up times. She doesn't stop massaging so you're not losing anything IMHO. I can totally understand if this would be annoying for some people, but it's what she does so if you don't think you'll like it, perhaps not for you. After massage complete, she flips you over and starts playing with the tackle. She is just so very good at it. Using all sorts of techniques, hands, feet, tits, thighs and all lubed up. It feels amazing and Fern puts in the service. On two of my visits she went 30 mins over the hour - she is DEFINTELY not a clock watcher, perhaps the only punt I can actually truly say that. On my 3rd visit I gave her an extra £20 cos I felt I was taking the piss TBH! Anyway, after finishing, shower was still offered and then sent on my way.
Positives: Body and service. Price is reasonable for what's on offer too IMHO.
Negatives: She won't offer a full service
Overall: A regular no doubt. Fern offers a great service for a reasonable price.
