Author Topic: Jessica baby xx - Enfield  (Read 1451 times)


5 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5409539) (1 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline IYELLALOT

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Preamble
Girlfriend cheated on me, we had a fight and she blocked me and let her co-worker, a guy that has been after her for months take her to a car park late at night and fuck her brains out bareback. We are back together now but she still doesn't give me blow jobs, even though she sucked the soul out of his dick...

However!!! Wiley Kat posted a review of Jessica, which I read last night and after looking at her pics I think I came under some type of spell! The girl looked fucking gorgeous! a teenage EE model! She looked exactly like a model on Instagram that I have been following for a while and tho she was rated a negative, the chance to nail 'her' was too good to miss. I even caught myself wondering if I would lick her pussy - something I have NEVER done to a wg.
To be honest her pics were the last thing I looked at last night and the first thing when I woke up. Pathetic, I know. But I REALLY REALLY wanted to put my Python inside her!!!

Location
Same residential house on a quiet street as Gina 'The Giant' Baby. Parking free, except on 'Event days', which isn't happening anytime soon. The house itself had 3 rooms on the first floor, I was ushered upstairs by Jessica into the open room.
Room was messy, bed had cum right in the middle of it. Bright coloured condoms hanging out of the bin, as in tipping out. She is getting RAILED lads.

Cost
£60 for 6 mins that I will never, ever get back

Comms
Excellent. Didn't pick up phone call but prompt text replies.

Girl
It's her in the pics but they are flattering. That said, she looked like she had just woken up, face was puffy, hair was mousey and in a bun, no make up and her belly protrudes like she is 2 months pregnant. Looking back on her pics now, you can kind of see the belly not being typical teen taut, or maybe she was bloated like when girls are about to come on their periods, Or maybe she used to be bigger and has lost weight, or maybe it's still puppy fat given her age, which I would put at 21. I'm waffling now, you get the picture.
She has a light tan everywhere except her bikini line and her tits are nice and pert with pink nipples, which is always a nice rarity for me. Few tattoos, which interestingly are in English.

The Meet
Scheduled to meet at a certain time, got there bang on and text her. Instant replies, gave door number. I arrived, she instantly opened the door as reported in her other review. I was instantly let down, as mentioned she looked like how most of these heaux look on sunday mornings, no make up etc. She also was on the phone with headphones sticking out. She ushered me upstairs I complied. She walked in behind me wearing her robe and was smiley, a stark contrast to Wiley's review. Asked how long I wanted, I said half an hour and asked if she does OWO?
"No sorry" she replied
"But it says that in your advert"
"No, I don't do"
Should have changed to 15 mins right there but my massive cock was already in charge, I settled for for 30 mins, doubting I'd be using it all. She took donation and disappeared/reappeared within a minute. Whipped her robe off to reveal an unmatching underwear set (more sunday-ness) but I wasn't there for her lime yellow bra and green thong. She took 'em off and I marveled at her lightly tanned body, puffy lips (on her face) and ofcourse those gorgeous gray eyes. tits looked very nice and pert, ass was nice too. You know if she tried, she could really really look good (like her pics).

I stripped and lay down, she sat next to me, with her back to me. The man in charge was fast asleep, she tried tugging him to life, no luck. I slipped my hand under her arm and cupped her boobs, my cock grew to around 12 inches instantly. She laughed and said "Big!". Yeah baby, you better believe it and it's all going inside YOU!
She then took out a red condom and stretched it further than my girlfriend's co worker stretched her pussy in his car that night. Strange analogy and an even stranger time to be thinking about it, I thought to myself.

Anyway, time to get my own back (for the millionth time). Jessica then started tugging my cock, with minimal blow job in between. So far she was true to form with her previous review. After around 30 seconds of this bullshit I told her "Fuck the blow job, I want to have sex". She seemed pleased to hear this and instantly said "Doggy". She presented her ass to me and made it clear I would have to put my cock in, for some reason I prefer the girl to do it. I aimed just below her anus and in it went (I'm ashamed to admit I always struggle finding it). She immediately started wincing. Now I can do this strange thing with my cock, I can shrink it to my desired size. Knowing that she could not take 12", I shrunk down to 5.5" and started fucking her. No such luck she was still wincing and arching her back up. I told her to lay down and she went into mish, At this point I saw her pussy, it was nice, pink and pretty, exactly how Wiley had described it. However I knew that I would not be breaking my rule and eating it, as she just didn't look hot enough for me.

Anyway, long story short she kept wincing and pleading for me to go slow, this put me off and I made myself nut around a minute after entering her in mish. She helped clean me up and made polite convo. Not great at English but managed to tell me that she is only here for a week before heading off back to Budapest. Today was day 4.

Looked at my Casio stopwatch I had only been there for 6 mins. Wondered whether I should ask for 10 quid back as it was effectively a 15 mins appointment but decided against it as it was only 10 quid.
Was a very hot day today, on the way back I walked into a shop and picked up a cold Coca Cola. Went up to the till and when it was time to pay I realised I didn't have any money left, also then realised that I should have asked for £10 back. Serves me right for reading a negative review on here and still going for it.

Oh well you live and learn.

Lessons?
Try not to think of girlfriend getting railed by her arrogant cocky co-worker. Even though the bastard easily made her do all the things she refuses with me.
Pay more attention to review ratings on here. I am not Superman, maybe I can't make all girls super freaky.

What does the future hold?
For me to write my review on KinkyEllieX!!!! Have seen her many times now, she is amazing! For all the Soho lot that miss Nicole from Greek St and don't want to pay her £150 agency rate, Ellie is the perfect option, she is a very similar girl in terms of looks and service, at half the price! More on her another day though...

Young Jesscia should be avoided, she was smiley and gave me a few compliments here and there "You smell nice" etc but ultimately she REALLY struggles to take cock. Maybe it's a medical condition? Vagismus or whatever it's called. In any case she is in the wrong job and should move along instead of cat fishing us, making us so poor that we can't even afford a coke can...
« Last Edit: June 09, 2021, 11:19:17 pm by IYELLALOT »

Offline bst

Preamble
Girlfriend cheated on me, we had a fight and she blocked me and let her co-worker, a guy that has been after her for months take her to a car park late at night and fuck her brains out bareback. We are back together now but she still doesn't give me blow jobs, even though she sucked the soul out of his dick...



LOL what. I also note you have had 6 reviews: 5 negatives and 1 neutral. Seems you're not lucky with women in general   :crazy:
Banned reason: Doesn’t listen to warnings
Banned by: Kev40ish

Offline WAY-WARD

Sorry about your bad run of punts....but your reviews did make me laugh 🤣🤣

Offline Bungle

This fella has the best reviews in the business

Offline Mr Sinister



Preamble
Girlfriend cheated on me, we had a fight and she blocked me and let her co-worker, a guy that has been after her for months take her to a car park late at night and fuck her brains out bareback. We are back together now but she still doesn't give me blow jobs, even though she sucked the soul out of his dick...


WTF if this is true then you need to send her back to the streets. Man up and send her packing, she's probably laughing behind your back with that dude he will still smash her at the office. She will go on to fuck more guys behind your back too. Best to forget about prossies and get your life in order.

Offline Payyourwaymate

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No homo but how do you shrink your 12 incher to 5.5 exactly mid sex  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:. Your girl has got you on smash but your reviews are too funny, I can't be bothered to logically question anything LOL. Keep them coming 😂. 

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This review is the funniest thing I’ve read in years!!