Darcy HoD (House of Divine) - Victoria

[oinki]

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45 min @ £100 earlier today

Short notes:
Positives: OK body and ample breasts (B cup), took the facial well.
Neutral: only LFK
Negatives: Lazy on top, restricted RO, short changed on time, I do not rate her face as even close to medium good looking, monotone BJ, ball kissing only

First time visit to HoD, was underwhelming visit from someone that had a fair run of good reviews from reliable sources. Did not get the same service - kissing was LFK (to be fair I misread this) but not good enough to get me going, her looks are definitely not good looking, but to be fair she has a nice OK body with some nice ample breasts. I would rate her neutral if she at least provided some better game in terms of oral, but not really. Felt very much like a pump and dump.

Location / Booking:
Booked the day before over whatsapp, and confirmed by phone on the day in the morning. Easy.

The location is on about 10 minutes walk from Victoria - not great in today's hot weather!

The room was fit for purpose, but would have been great to get the room with the fan. I didnt. Temperature was cool enough though.

Looks
Face: 3.5/10 Im not even that fussy usually, and go for girl next door type women. To me, she is plainly not good looking, and below average. Can't rate her higher than 5

Body:
Going to keep this short, the pictures on the site feels accurate. On doggy she has some mediocre jiggle (but better than none!). Her breats are B cup but ample, dont think there were sag.

the Meet

1. Rang the doorbell, was let in and temperature was taken. I wanted to take a shower, considering the heat outside, but had to wait in a side room. Was then taken to the room where the action would happen. I reiterated that I wanted to take a shower and was shown the bathroom (fit for purpose). Once done with the shower, I was greeted by Darcy in the living room and taken to the room.

2. In the room, yes she does start LFK immediately, but this is LFK, and stayed LFK throughout. I was quite disappointed by this. Did this for a bit and exchanged money. She came back to the room and we continued.

3. BJ/OWO - Non varied, up and down and no variation. No ball licking, but she kissed them like twice (?) - odd one. I give her kudos for taking the face fucking (average sized)

3. RO / 69 - pussy was neat, but restricted access by clamping her thighs into my head or moving her pussy away from 69 when it got too intense? In any case the fake moans didn't do too much to me. So in the end we switched back to her just blowing me and me treating this more as P&D.

4. Protected sex - As others mentioned, she lubes up both her pussy and the cock, Im ok with that. However, her performance on top was just... lacklustre, she started on top and just did not want to work it - not even grinding. I eventually lost my wood.

We went back for OWO / BJ to get me hard again, and eventually moved to doggy. At least her butt gives some jiggle, so it wasnt too bad. Pounded her for a while, and with 15 minutes left I wanted to switch position. Alas "you only have 5 more minutes" - HoD short changing on timing - I've heard of this. In any case I wasnt feeling it with this punt anyways and asked her whether she does facial.

5. Facial - had her on the floor kneeled - giving me OWO/BJ and me face fucking her. Finished on her face and she took it like a champ to be fair.

Had some chit chat whilst I got dressed, and pleasant enough of a girl. Left underwhelmed though and the booking was just lacklustre.

[Perseus02]

Thanks for your review, I'm sorry it was a negative! Man, I was already unsure about her face, this really makes me think again before booking her...

[oinki]

Thanks for your review, I'm sorry it was a negative! Man, I was already unsure about her face, this really makes me think again before booking her...

So was I, but someone else with similar taste as me rated her pretty high so thought this was a sure thing. She wasnt wearing any or much makeup on my booking, but even with I would have had a hard time thinking she would be any more than average.

[CheninBlanc77]

I have never met her, but all the reviews here were pretty good, maybe you have found her on the wrong day? 
I was planning to meet her too... but now is a dilemma

I think physical appearance is always subjective, everyone of us has different tastes. 

[MysteryManNo.7]

I reviewed her recently (positively) and I do agree that facially, she's no stunner and she is very lazy in cowgirl position, she just slotted herself onto me then sat their focusing on kissing.

Not sure what your definition of 'LFK' is but I got fairly deep FK with lots of tongue throughout. Maybe it helped that I brushed my teeth and am quite likely near to her age? who knows.

[oinki]

Everyone has off days, no doubt about that and I also believe brothels like HoD might tire the escort out throughout the day. But it sheds light on consistency. A good escort shouldnt have that much inconsistency regardless of the client imo. Currently she has more positive experiences than negative so view this as an off day if you would like.

I have my record of reviews with escorts and this one to me is by far the most average (to put the terms nicely) looking. So take that into consideration in your research if you are looking to see her.

My definition of DFK is when I can insert my tongue into her mouth or she makes an attempt to extend her tongue out rather than lipkissing with her tongue slightly out (which is what I got).

[MysteryManNo.7]

Everyone has off days, no doubt about that and I also believe brothels like HoD might tire the escort out throughout the day. But it sheds light on consistency. A good escort shouldnt have that much inconsistency regardless of the client imo. Currently she has more positive experiences than negative so view this as an off day if you would like.

I have my record of reviews with escorts and this one to me is by far the most average (to put the terms nicely) looking. So take that into consideration in your research if you are looking to see her.

My definition of DFK is when I can insert my tongue into her mouth or she makes an attempt to extend her tongue out rather than lipkissing with her tongue slightly out (which is what I got).

Ah ok, well you clearly got a different form of kissing that I got. As you say, it may just be an off day and Darcy does seem to work quite frequently which I imagine would tire her out. I'm exhausted after a booking though I am usually the one doing almost all of the work throughout!

[boardyhell]

agree with most of review, definitely not a head turner
she is trier ,tries to compensate with a lack of top notch skill with enthusiasm
i liked her, didn't leave with a feeling of wasted time and money
i also found she spoke very quickly and with her scottish accent i found it hard to understand her
personally i won't return
will try to see elle next and an old favourite apple
i am awaiting the return of gabrielle
please punting gods

[BootsnBunches]

Unless you know something we don’t it could be a long wait for the FasF Gabriella.

I’m taking the plunge next week with Darcy. Looks a good list of services. 

[oinki]

Unless you know something we don’t it could be a long wait for the FasF Gabriella.

I’m taking the plunge next week with Darcy. Looks a good list of services.

To be fair, finding someone taking a facial at £70 is difficult! I should have gone for 30min, but reduced it to 45min from the initial hour plan. The only thing she said was dont get it in my eyes. She had her mouth closed, but given her services - I should have been specific with open mouth facial! Good luck with your booking!

[boardyhell]

from my opinion her attitude was spot on

[MysteryManNo.7]

agree with most of review, definitely not a head turner
she is trier ,tries to compensate with a lack of top notch skill with enthusiasm
i liked her, didn't leave with a feeling of wasted time and money
i also found she spoke very quickly and with her scottish accent i found it hard to understand her
personally i won't return
will try to see elle next and an old favourite apple
i am awaiting the return of gabrielle
please punting gods

I definitely agree that Darcy compensates for a lack of skill, and looks, with great enthusiasm. For me, enthusiasm and goes a long way and I'd rather spend my money on an enthusiastic average looking WG over a much more attractive WG who acts like a dead fish, and the latter has happened to me once at HOD!

[BootsnBunches]

I definitely agree that Darcy compensates for a lack of skill, and looks, with great enthusiasm. For me, enthusiasm and goes a long way and I'd rather spend my money on an enthusiastic average looking WG over a much more attractive WG who acts like a dead fish, and the latter has happened to me once at HOD!

My last punt was with Marcela at Babylon girls. ( External Link/Members Only )  She was really pretty but what started off as an uninterested attitude ended up as aggressive. At £150 per hour, (but in reality was £300 per hour as I left at 30 minutes), I'm definitely prepared to try a girl who puts the effort in.