In case you missed it in the title this is a TS review!
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI tried to negotiate on price but she wasn’t having it (god loves a trier!) Tried for £100 for half but in the end had to pony up £150 for half.
Comms wise she’s not difficult to get hold of, pretty prompt replies.
So she’s located in a mews in Mayfair, outstanding part of town, there was a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom 8 parked in front of the door with a guy watching tv in it, no shortage of wealth about!
She opens the door and low and behold it is the girl in the pics. About 5’7”, tanned with the trademark tan lines and a boob job any girl would be proud of! Chefs kiss!
She’s incredibly passable, honestly if you saw her around town you would not know she was trans, lads this is exactly how it’s done, the holy fucking grail, the reason we fuck chicks with dicks!
she has a woman’s body but when that thong comes off!
She seemed quite turned on and asked me if I suck, which I do, next thing I know her cock is in my mouth and I’m deep throating it like I’ve been poisoned and her cock has the antidote inside! I’d say about 5 inches and only got semi hard, but a pleasure to suck!
She then pops a condom on and gives me an average blow job, nothing special but gets me hard, I’m not a fan of OW.
Her English isn’t great but as I can speak Portuguese that helped.
She put a pillow under her ass and I did her missionary which was fun, the only thing I’d say is she wants you to fuck her hard and I wasn’t born yesterday, she wants you to cum fast, grabbing my ass from behind to encourage me to fuck harder.
I bang her for a short while and then suck her cock some more to delay me from cumming. Then moved into spooning and then banged some more, kissing from time to time then I gave in and shot my load.
Had a shower afterwards which was nice.
So you’re wondering why the neutral?
Firstly I don’t like OW, it’s a waste of time. Secondly it all felt really superficial, her aim was to get me in and out as fast as possible, just reminded me of those hot Romanian cis girls that do the same. Her conversation was practically monosyllabic so if there’s a personality in there I certainly didn’t see it.
I think a rating is based on how you felt about the experience, everything considered. It would be harsh to give her a negative as I did enjoy myself to an extent but I can’t give her a positive, trying to make you cum fast and just going through the motions of a punt just isn’t enough.
Part of the reason why Sofia for example (a highly rated TS on this site) is often spoken about is because of her charm and her ability to host and make you feel welcome and show you the time of your life, this girl doesn’t have that kind of sophistication.
I get the high end prices (£200 hr/£150 half) she’s hot so she can command those prices but expecting me to come out of it thinking it was value for money it certainly wasn’t. It’s like flying first class and the stewardess just goes through the motions that’s expected of her!
I’ve met many TSs who charge £150 for an hour and I’ve had an outstanding time with them, they’ve been great to talk to, a great host and seemed very much to enjoy the sex and after leaving I’m already thinking about meeting them again.
This girl was not that, she wasn’t rude or anything but she’s very much that well packaged fat free chocolate cake that you buy and expect it to taste brilliant and it just tastes of air!
Overall rating: 5 out 10
If you’ve just made money in crypto and you wanna bang a super passable TS go for it you only live once but don’t expect the rollercoaster ride of your life!
