Author Topic: Little & Large, farcical four hands, Fuhe, Shepherds Bush  (Read 2699 times)

Offline JackSaint

Been at a meeting near Westfield, loads of gorgeous young girls in skimpy clothes, horn fully loaded, journey took me past Fuhe, cock says, stop and get sorted out.

Park up, masked lady at reception, nice eyes, wrinkled showing she's no spring chicken, five four, slim, but a very cheeky demeanour, full of compliments (great saleswoman), I'm busting for a piss, she locks the door and takes me by the hand to the back of the shop, on the way suggesting four hands, groping my arse and cock. I smell cooking from the back room on the right, pop my head round the corner and see masked lady number two, shorter and a bit rounder, I think fuck it let's do it, agree for the pair of them for 30 minutes at £60 and go to relieve myself.

No towel in the toilet so I end up drying my hands on tall lady's arse as she gropes me, she says get ready we will be in soon. I'm almost undressed when they reappear, like a Chinese Little & Large (Large is by no means fat, just rounder than the tall one and Little isn't really skinny, but I'm using the names for the review because I didn't ask their real ones.)

I'm down to my pants, they are in "uniform", Little is barefoot, Large in fluffy slippers, the opposite of sexy. Little puts her hand in my pants, strokes my cock, says the usual "big boy" that she says to every punter, every day and we start negotiating. They say "take it off", it's like a Chinese porn version of the Masked Dancer, but there is no sign of ornate face coverings or Oti Mabuse and her magnificent tits, just two oriental hags in blue medical ones. I say, you too and as we all get out kit off we talk about what I want, a rat-a-tat of negotiation results in £60 each for naked body to body and oral. Total price £180, nearly the cost of an hour of FS with a hot Russkie, more than an hour with an Olina babe, I'm fucking annoyed with myself but by now I've paid and have two naked ladies stroking and poking at me.

Their bodies are unremarkable, both early forties, Little has tiny, downward pointing tits, a belly and flat arse, shaved down below, Large slightly bigger boobs and arse, unshaved though not too bushy. They ask me to get on the massage bed on my back, no hint of any massage, they oil me from waist down and alternate teasing, stroking, tossing and poking, body to body starts with absent minded tits swirls over my chest, they both clambered up separately as the other worked my cock, balls and arse, they both offered pussies for poking and licking, no chance I was going anywhere near them.

I was hard because I think I must be a sex addict of some sort and being in the vicinity of two naked, oily women got me hard and kept me hard, to be fair to them they were on my cock from minute one of him being exposed. Little said oral? I said yes, Large cleaned my groin area as Little went for a condom, Large put it on with her mouth and gave me a toothy blowjob, knelt by the mirror, as Little ground herself against me groaning unconvincingly and Large made squealing sounds, both failed to be erotic on all counts, condom swap and Little offered more of the same, it was horrendous. Little said you want to fuck us, I politely declined, my head screaming fuck NO, these were MIWLF (Moms I Wouldn't Love to Fuck).

Back on the bed, one either side, more oil, a pretty good double wank, balls stroked, bum poked as they each lifted a leg like geriatric dogs having a wee, offering their pussies, an offer that was not taken up, they leant over me, breathing heavily and moaning, I thought of the pretty girls in their sundresses earlier and managed a good geyser of cum which they tried and failed to control fully with a combination of hand guards and tissues.

They smiled, job, done, we cleaned up, they left and I dressed, feeling dirty, seedy but empty, don't think I'll go back, not quite the stuff of nightmares, but close.


Offline Wozel

Interesting and a funny read  :lol:

Offline Boss_Grinz

Now this has made my day,  :wackogirl: no massage, £pounds lighter and the reading has been the perfect joke

Offline hendrix

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Excellent review  :lol: :lol:

Commiserations!

Offline JackSaint

Excellent review  :lol: :lol:

Commiserations!

Thanks, the self hate kicked in hard, I had to share!

Offline massagepuntingfan

Made me chuckle. You're a fine wordsmith! I live round the corner and had a look through the window the other when popping into the Sainsbury's Local, didn't see anyone and after your experience doubt I'll ever enter.

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You're also in good company, I'd imagine a fair few of us have an addiction to sex.

Offline Muff licker

You're also in good company, I'd imagine a fair few of us have an addiction to sex.
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Offline JackSaint

Made me chuckle. You're a fine wordsmith! I live round the corner and had a look through the window the other when popping into the Sainsbury's Local, didn't see anyone and after your experience doubt I'll ever enter.

Thanks, I did see Coco there recently and gave it a positive, she delivered fine but the issue with these places is that I always come out feeling slightly violated. Today I really should've walked and they stitched me up better than a Savile Row suit but knew we'd get naked, I'd get a hard on so carried regardless.

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I’ve never read any of your reviews jack saint, but my word I’m going to enjoy reading the other 67!  :lol:

Sorry you had a shit one, but there was one winner: Ukp and its members reading this review! Quality  :lol:

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I’ve never read any of your reviews jack saint, but my word I’m going to enjoy reading the other 67!  :lol:

Sorry you had a shit one, but there was one winner: Ukp and its members reading this review! Quality  :lol:

Thanks Rajec, the next one, 69, had better be a good one!

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Thanks Rajec, the next one, 69, had better be a good one!

It is indeed a special number for perverts!  :yahoo:

Offline golden bull

“Left feeling dirty, seedy but empty“ 😩..been there and got the t- short….. multiple times😂😂😂😂

I think most of us have had the same experience one time or another.
Good review again JS, much better than reading a mills and booms or 50 shades 😎.

Offline JackSaint

“Left feeling dirty, seedy but empty“ 😩..been there and got the t- short….. multiple times😂😂😂😂

I think most of us have had the same experience one time or another.
Good review again JS, much better than reading a mills and booms or 50 shades 😎.

Thanks GB, punting trials and tribulations would make a cracking series on Netflix, with a voiceover, like Narcos. Maybe it could be called "From whore to eternity" :D