External Link/Members OnlyWill keep this review short and sweet as this was a real waste of time and money to be honest.
Went couple of weeks ago was at a loose end this was last minute so just walked In rather than booking so only myself to blame!
When inside was told there were 3 ladies working one was busy can’t remember her name, other was Lexi (young blond hair girl would say late twenties dirty looking - just my type!) she made effort to come and greet me, but typical she was just going in to a booking, defo should have waited! And a third girl called Mercedes. Mercedes looked ok, smallish, long dark hair loads of fake tan chubby probably a size 16. She seemed a bit ambivalent like I had just disturbed her! Asked her does she do GFE and she smiled nicely and said yes I thought ok maybe I have misjudged I’m here now may as well give her a go!
When in the room she took her bra off to reveal really small tits which were well hidden under a push up bra! These were not small tits like you would get on a slender woman which are in proportion and look sexi but more a case of small almost like man boobs! These push up bras should be banned proper false advertising training standards should be called in! She had a lot of tattoos which didn’t bother me too much.
I know looks are subjective and all that but what really winds me up is shit service. End of the day we’re paying for a service if you can’t be arsed then don’t be in the business or at least don’t say you do a GFE service and then don’t!
Had paid £70 for the supposedly GFE service however once we started on the bed she was like I only kiss on the outside and still kept moving her head the other way every time I went in! I thought FFS whats the point in the Gfe!? And then as she went to give me OWO she said you can play with my pussy but don’t put any fingers in! And the oral was very mechanical and disappointing….she did the thing where they keep their hand high up so don’t have to take the cock deep… really turned me off and despite her looks I was willing to give her the benefit of doubt. However, the crappy service really put me off I was going soft to be honest so thought just to cum and call it a day….told her to put condom on and go in doggy position. Started banging away thinking of another bird and she’s like not too hard!!!!!!! Wtf it took allot of will power to make myself cum!
Had a shower and was off, checked my phone once in car and the whole meeting from beginning to getting back in car had been 25 min! I think basic service was £45 so I basically paid £25 extra for a crappy OWO.
Overall really poor lack lustred mechanical punt. Management need to have a word she’s basically charging GFE price for a basic service. I have been there in the past and generally service has been good with good looking enthusiastic girls. Just felt like this one was taking the piss.
I know I said I would keep it short just looked back and noticed how much I had wrote! More I think about it the more I get pissed off total waste of money….I know it’s part of the game but if your not into this line of business don’t do it, it’s just robbing punters! Anyway had my rant off to get a drink to calm myself down!
