A few beers in the sunshine put me in the mood for a punt, and Googling "Thai escorts Bayswater" lead me to Kommons where I picked out Mirin as the lucky girl for the evening. My call went unanswered, but two minutes later a text came through asking what I wanted and five minutes later I had an address and walked over to (Street name removed as per rule #22). There was no answer when I pressed the buzzer outside the most decrepit block on the street, until a little Thai man ran to the door and explained rather loudly and indiscreetly that Mirin was out doing her laundry and I had to leave. Five minutes after I left I got a barrage of texts telling me to "go wait in room" and offering a choice of other girls. Luckily by this time the beer was wearing off so I decided to leave it - I didn't see it playing out well.
I can't work out how to link to a Kommons profile so here's the Thai page
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