Queen-of-blowjob Bristol

[Bristolguy]

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Bit of a strange one
30 minute incall £60
Comms perfect all through text
Looks 4 out of 10 nothing like the pictures
Venue flat close to Old Market
The meet greeted at the door with a smile and offered a shower but had just showered so declined led to the bedroom I undressed and she did as well very disappointed at this point but tipsy and horny I never learn so I lay down on the bed some grabbing of my balls and cock and slapping my cock with some saggy boobs but I went with it and as cim is extra on with the condom and she does give a excellent blowjob so started some light fingering and carried on for 5 or so mins and I cum so some recovery time sucking my balls and grabbing my balls again certainly not enjoyable IMO at this point but she allows 2 pops so on with the condom and she gets on top and when her belly and tits started jiggling I went to doggy and just focused to get the second pop which by a miracle I achieved her service is good but catfishing the pics is so disappointing but was only £60 could of been worse but if you like chubby women you would enjoy her.

[bdyno]

Were you still tipsy when you wrote the review as well?  Or have you never known how full stops and commas work?

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Were you still tipsy when you wrote the review as well?  Or have you never known how full stops and commas work?

True but at least he reviews and contributes unlike other leaches on here! I’m prepared to overlook the lack of punctuation as it’s obvious what the content of the review suggests. It doesn’t detract from the content as such but I’m glad it wasn’t longer 

[Horseman]

True but at least he reviews and contributes unlike other leaches on here! I’m prepared to overlook the lack of punctuation as it’s obvious what the content of the review suggests. It doesn’t detract from the content as such but I’m glad it wasn’t longer 

Yeah lets not put of reviewers for poor punctuation. My written English isn't the best either but like Cornish_Wanderer said. At least OP is contributing something useful to the site 

[bdyno]

I know, obviously it's great that he's contributing - wouldn't want to deny that.

But quality of review matters, people will only improve with feedback on their content.  Reading between the lines, it sounds like this girl could be a potential positive for another punter, but it's hard to read between the lines when you're also trying to decipher such an overwhelming sentence.

[Bristolguy]

I have only done a handful of reviews so I’m not great at writing and punctuation etc either .

[anon1989]

Were you still tipsy when you wrote the review as well?  Or have you never known how full stops and commas work?

Its a real mystery why some members don't feel confident enough to write reviews. Its not an English exam, this review has some useful and relevant info....

[bdyno]

I have only done a handful of reviews so I’m not great at writing and punctuation etc either .

Not everyone is, hope you didn't take offence at my comment.  It'll come with time and practice, but a bit of proof reading should be enough to help you see where breaks in the sentence should be.  Read it as if you were talking, see where you pause, and that's the place to put a comma or full stop.  It would make your reviews so much more useful if they were easily readable.

[Bristolguy]

No offence taken and yes I see what you mean im having a couple of weeks off and will review a new girl

[SWAaron]

When you say catfishing, was it a different woman or she just didn't look as good as her photos?

From experience you have to take photos with a pinch of salt. Usually the photos are from 5-10 years ago. Also she doesn't have full figure nude photos, most taken from same angle on all fours, the rest are fully clothed and/or lying down clothed. You'll find in the punt that she may keep her top or Basque on.

Those photos and techniques are usually done to hide a womans mid section.

I'd prefer a more honest profile but advertising is all in the photos. I'm happy to punt with a larger lady if she's still attractive and the attitude/service are spot on.

[Bristolguy]

No it was the women but the photos are taking the piss compared to in person but everyone has different tastes her service is good but even so if I saw the real I wouldn’t of booked.