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Been debating whether I should go as I had some quick free time. I called and the phone was promptly answered and postcode provided. Sweet, comms are efficient.
I pull up and again text and flat door number provided. I then get to the door and am greeted strangely by a Russian girl. This isn’t her, I’m expecting to be guided to the room where she is but no she’s asking me how long I want the massage. I state your not her and she says the girl is not working. Ffs
I query more and find there’s a full on Rota of girls, so basically it’s a trick to lure people in and if your lucky you may actually get her. Should have walked but I was already hard and needed something. Confirmed HE was included. The massage was a bit shite. Too soft, and on the flip it was straight HE. Only bright side was that I got topless and fingering INC and she did get quite wet indeed.
Finished with a facial, but still post but wasn’t the girl I wanted. I called the number and guess what it was ringing in the direction I was going (bathroom) there was a black girl there. However she was old late 40’s looking and built like a stack of potatoes. So after piecing two and two together this was the “boss/manager”. She said she and other girls massage. If this was the girl of the advert I’d do a u turn immediately, Look more like an orc. Told her nicely that she should re-profile the ad, I sensed myself getting more pissed so stopped.
To top it off the bathroom was a shit hole, toilet blocked and grim everywhere. I had enough got dressed and left. Burn this number off my punting phone
If you didn’t read all of this, summary AVOID, unless you like playing Russian roulette and wasting your time.
